The St. John Times

The St. John Times was founded in 1911 by Robert W. St. James, an Irish immigrant who developed a keen interest in celebrity gossip at a young age. Its head of staff is Veronica Sophia St. James. The St. John times is always looking for new staff members and good stories. Submit your best dirt or a job application today. (Newspaper for certain Role Players- shoot me an ask if you have any questions or require more details :) )

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//i miss doing this oh my god 

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The St. John Times, Issue 297

Recent accounts say that rock singer Peter Frampton has become sexually involved with The Faces guitarist Rod Stewart. Several witnesses claim to have seen the two canoodling behind a shed in NYC earlier this week. 

What do you think of this relationship? Let us know at http://thestjamestimes.tumblr.com, or send in an application to become a reporter today.

[pinkfled]

[itsoldpaul-blog]

hey raisin how ya doin whats up

i am dandy how are you prune man

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im cheeky raisin i am cheeky

hella cheeky

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thank you man, how is your life going?

Pretty good. We haven't been doing much lately, though. You? 

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hello dear girl do I know you you are pretty

[pattiexboyd-blog]

Aw.. you’re so sweet. I know your younger self but not you specifically *offers hand* I’m Michele.

[thestjohntimes]

Hello, Michele. Hello. -shakes her hand with a dumb old Mick…

[pattiexboyd-blog]

What kind of a thing? *curious* 

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He hates them. 

[pattiexboyd-blog]

*she busted up laughing at that* That sounds like him. 

[thestjohntimes]

Sure does. He's an interesting one. 

[hesecrets]

[thestjohntimes]

hello dear girl do I know you you are pretty

[pattiexboyd-blog]

Aw.. you’re so sweet. I know your younger self but not you specifically *offers hand* I’m Michele.

[thestjohntimes]

Hello, Michele. Hello. -shakes her hand with a dumb old Mick…

[pattiexboyd-blog]

What kind of a thing? *curious* 

[thestjohntimes]

He hates them. 

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//I was making Mick Jagger references to everything in school today and all my friends were 100% done with me and we were playing basketball in P.E. and my friend whispers, "no Mick Jagger here" and I screamed "MICK JAGGER PLAYED BASKETBALL AND BIT OFF HIS TONGUE" and then tripped and fell I don't even

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itsmicheleoverman started following you

hello dear girl do I know you you are pretty

[pattiexboyd-blog]

Aw.. you’re so sweet. I know your younger self but not you specifically *offers hand* I’m Michele. 

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Hello, Michele. Hello. -shakes her hand with a dumb old Mick smile- I am Mick Jagger, but please call me Sir Mick for I have been knighted by the mighty Prince Charles

[pattiexboyd-blog]

Sir Mick then! *laughs* was it just you who was knighted? or is my future Keef knightly too? 

[thestjohntimes]

Nope. Just me. Keith could have been. But he's got a thing with the royal family. 

[itspatriciaboyd]

is that mick jagger i see

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makin my way downtown

[itspatriciaboyd]

mick u lookin mighty fiiine

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i always look mighty fine

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not really but i guess if you say so

I do say so

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itsgeorgeharrison started following you

george harrison it is me it is michael

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nope, just a loner on the internet a lot haha but i play guitar

Guitar's music. So you're a musician. 

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that's a good thing!!!!

I suppose so. Are you a musician? 

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i could tell haha lovee your music btw

I love my music, too. That's why I wrote it. 

[itspatriciaboyd]

is that mick jagger i see

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makin my way downtown