The Importance of Being Ernie

Ernie Martinez, Washougal, WA Sun in Virgo Moon in Aquarius Gemini Rising Yogi Comm Major Writer on the side, Stoner all the time Talk to me, let's get to know each other? Hypnotized by magic and the moon

[thestonerintheback]

Women

I really just appreciate women and everything they do, there’s not enough respect for them so I give it wherever it’s due.

I put myself out there instead of bitch and stew. When another girl let’s go of me, I don’t question if what we had was true.

Be a man of understanding, it didn’t work out son, don’t blame her, I get she was your sun.

But no stars, no moon, no amount of tears will fix what happened. Pick yourself up, things will better than you imagined.

Just treat her like a queen even if your voice grows coarse. If you fall apart, that’s just the universe’s course.

[thestonerintheback]

Ten word story - The simple things are always the most complicated to keep.

[thestonerintheback]

The Wonder That She Is

There's this woman I know, the more I learn her the deeper she goes. The longer I'm with her the more I'm sure I could spend the rest of my life drowning blissfully ignorant of the time.

[thestonerintheback]

Waiting

I'm so tired of waiting on everything. The bathroom, Traffic, Money, But most of all you.

[thestonerintheback]

Don't act like you do.

The only way I'm getting over you is telling myself time and time again, you don't love me.

[lesbianfreyja]

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

[espurr-roba]

Let’s not forget that

“Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

[theshantiestme11ophone]

These made me feel better

[thelifeofatubaplayer]

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

[eattheacid]

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

[mawile]

[keyblack-hl]

I am afraid your baby has seen many things on our travels, and has now achieved sakai…

…the spirit of the samurai.

[steam-cream]

Lol

[oneoakdutch]

I remember this! Lol, I was like “damn Jack! You done turned the lil homie out”

[weekndupdate-deactivated2016110]

cop: we’re looking for a suspect in a convenience store robbery

other cop: have you seen this person? [hands me a surveillance photo]

me: I’m the robber

cop: I’m the cash register

other cop: I’m the vape cartridge display on the counter

me: haha… [shoves stolen money deeper into my pocket]

[lopmon]

[generally]

what Real friends do

[durgapolashi]

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

I want to go here with you.

[gynasl-deactivated20251001]

@fuckingsession

[just-shower-thoughts]

If I’m illegally downloading something with satellite Internet, wouldn’t that make me a space pirate?

[just-shower-thoughts]

In sci-fi, future people eat bland, colorless paste containing all necessary nutrients. In reality, we eat brightly colored foods with intense flavors and no nutrition.

[dumbgay]

i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker

[wnq-writers]

Don’t cry over someone who left you in the middle of everything. Don’t cry over someone who doesn’t appreciate your efforts and existence. Don’t cry over someone who wouldn’t fight for you until the end.

baekebyan, you deserve someone better  (via wnq-writers)

[gayeon]

REBLOG IF YOU AREN'T HOMOPHOBIC

I’ll be writing down every url that reblogs in a notebook and I’m giving it to my homophobic father.

[vampstappen]

yes

[thelustring]

yep,

[micdotcom]

Watch: Laci Green hit the nail so hard on the head it disappeared into the shaming, sexist board.