Hawkeye, not hawkguy

➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ Indie MCU Clint barton blog with occasional allusion and inspiration from comics. ➳ Selective ➳ 21+ “I'm an orphan raised by carnies fighting with a stick and a string from the Paleolithic era….Paleolithic. I looked it up.”

[thestraightandarrowpath]

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[thestraightandarrowpath]

Please give this a LIKE & REBLOG if you are interesting in writing with a fusion of MCU and Comic Clint.  Do you like pizza? How about dogs?  Then this is the blog for you.  We have pizza & dogs. We have Pizza Dog.  We have MCU plots with Comic settings and vice versa.  It’s a right old circus of shenanigans and you’re invited to step right down and see it for yourself.  We’ve got dad jokes and shenanigans galore.  Selective || Multiship || OC Friendly.

[kneeltoyourking]

It’s funny when a promo trend in another fandom takes four months to get to this fandom but hey, why not do it again?  LIKE & REBLOG if you are interested in playing with Loki Laufeyson  Friggason from the Marvel Cinematic Universe with allusions and incorporation of various myth and comic canon.  Rping since before Midgard existed.  Selective || Multiship || OC Friendly.  Open to all kinds of shenanigans.

[asgardianherald]

Please give this a LIKE & REBLOG if you are interested in writing with a Marvel / Norse Mythology inspired OC Valkyrie named Brynja.  She’ll fight you, she’ll fight your mom, she’ll fight your dog, she’ll fight herself – and all for the good of Asgard.  Selective || Multiship || OC Friendly, of course.  If you’re looking for antics and wild adventures, you’ve found the right space valkyrie.

[sorrowmaven]

There is so much stubborn hope in the human heart.

Albert Camus, Absurd Creation (via ironarmored)

[thestraightandarrowpath]

Me: That was impulsive. You probably shouldn't have done that.

Also me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[thestraightandarrowpath]

“I leave for five minutes...”

[thestraightandarrowpath]

I’m still around! I usually come on this blog by request or on a whim so if you want to write here, send me a message at one of my main blogs @shieldarchitect or @kneeltoyourking

[aniquotes]

“Now, you listen to me. No one, nothing can eliminate free will. Don’t be ridiculous. Even with a Yeerk in your head, you have free will. Not the will to do, but the will to think, to believe, to hope or love or whatever.”

- Cassie, Book #28: The Experiment, pg. 131 (by K.A. Applegate)

[thestraightandarrowpath]

❛ brush ❜

Clint twisted in his half asleep state, trying to angle his head better toward the gentle touch.  He murmurs something softly, in an appreciative tone.  

[shielddeputydirector]

“Only the ones with a high security clearance, special rank, the tendency to abuse themselves, and that don’t hire people to look after them. So… yeah, just you.” She tossed the orange at him none too gently to underscore the point, and scratched Lucky between the ears as she walked by.

She’d have to get herself another orange for breakfast on her way to the office.

“Was it a late night, then?”

[thestraightandarrowpath]

“The former, I can see your point... the latter, not so much,” he says, catching the orange without even looking.  The emphasis of her words is contained within the force of the through and it hits his palm with a loud smack.  He pays no mind.  It is not the first time he’s been subjected to a lecture from her about his habits.  It is, however, the first time a house call has been made.

Lucky likes her, and lifts his head to reveal a full mouth, and a happy dog smile  before returning to his gourmet meal.  Clint watches, content that his dog is happy and that Lucky approves of Maria.  It is an unspoken Dog Owner Rule ™ that if the dog does not approve of someone, they are not allowed in your home.

“Flight got in at 3:15.  I came back and had dinner with Lucky and we got caught up on our shows.”

[thestraightandarrowpath]

Peace in Our Time || shielddeputydirector

[shielddeputydirector]

The punch, a solid left hook with the weight of rage behind it, hit his jaw, probably before he realised what was about. His stupid hat flew off into the shadows.

“Liar!” Maria let out in a half-choked scream. She grabbed him by his messy liar’s hair as she scrabbled in her belt for the precious flashlight she never used if she could help it.

“You absolute bastard. How dare you pick up a fucking bow and arrow and decide you can step into a dead man’s shoes and name,” she shined the light on his face, still raging. “How dare you claim to be him, he’s dead, and you’ll never be half the man he was, and I will rip the skin from your fucking bones myself, so help me g-” she stopped, staring past the dirt and the stubble of the last year or more, and she let him go as if her hand burned.

It couldn’t be.

“Clint?”

He couldn’t be.

But oh, he was.

[thestraightandarrowpath]

The blow comes as such a surprise that it doesn’t even register until Clint is flat on his ass in the mud and tasting the metallic tang of his own blood as it filters from his newly split lip through his teeth.  It was an impressive left hook, one that he could have associated with someone had he not been in so much shock.  Instead, after a few seconds of recovering from wounded pride, he’s back on his feet again, charging the woman as she berates him for --

He’s got her shoved back against the wall, hands having slammed into her shoulders to knock her off balance and backward when he realizes what she’s saying and the voice begins to sound familiar (she’s yelled at him so many times before...) though it is slightly dimmed due to slowly failing hearing aids.  

“Hill?”  He practically shakes her at first, stepping back and taking a far less aggressive stance as his hands are very quickly removed (though there’s no HR for her to even threaten to report him to anymore...) to hover, still close to her shoulders.  He thinks he’s seeing a ghost.  He is seeing a ghost.  Maria should be dead.  Everyone should be dead. He should be dead.  It was expected so it wouldn’t hurt so much later, but finding her alive hurt all the more.  

She’s a ghost.  She has to be.  Even in the dim light, though, he recognizes her movements, and now the impressive left hook seems so much more appropriate.  A hand wanders up, gingerly rubbing the split in the skin there, and leaving a small read smudge in it’s wake.  His eyes never once leave her though, as if she’s some ghost that might slip away, fading into wispy smoke tendrils and then nothing if he looks away for more than a second.

“You’re not dead,” he finally says, ever observant.

[fluohrine]

there are a millions way to get drunk but i choose your lips always

k.m

[thechasingthunder]

[debbyryan]

sometimes I’m scared because I feel sometimes I’m scared because I don’t

(via debbyryan)

[cowb00t]

captain america: the winter soldier + dark to light

[all-things-rp-moved]

Send me a very scandalous rumor about my muse to see how they would react.

[captainamericarogers]

TFLN Avengers Inspired

Since Avengers: Age of Ultron is oficially out in theaters, I’ve compiled a list of TFLN that in some sort of way, deal with Earth’s Mightiest Heroes. 

[ text: ] In the middle of fucking me, she said “Hold on, I need my Hulk hands.”

[ text: ] I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.

[ text: ] The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.

[ text: ] my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook

[ text: ] don’t worry i won’t let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.

[ text: ] She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird

[ text: ] She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.

[ text: ] See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed

[ text: ] Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.

[ text: ] Everyone is sleeping and i’m sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.

[ text: ] he just kept saying “come on iron man, you can do this!” to himself the whole time..

[ text: ] What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask

[ text: ] I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was “Tony Stark”. As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.

[ text: ] quick, give me some iron man trivia, i’m going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio

[ text: ] You shouted, “LOOK I’M HAWKEYE,” and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.

[ text: ] It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don’t think regular birth control will stop Thor’s sperm.

[ text: ] I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..

[ text: ] There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.

[ text: ] yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.

[ text: ] I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug

[ text: ] He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.

[ text: ] There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I’m going in.

[ text: ] Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.

[ text: ] Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck

[ text: ] Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.

[ text: ] Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?

[ text: ] Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.

[ text: ] So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn’t hate it.

[ text: ] My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions