Asgardian Herald

MCU / Norse Myth Inspired Valkyrie OC • Selective • 30+f writer • Est. 2013 • Carrd• • Thread Tracker•

[shieldarchitect]

so apparently i did my links wrong and no one told me

i am dog walking around

with ear inside out

and no one tells me

[asgardianherald]

HERE AS WELL OMG i fixed them though

[daily-reminders-that-ur-enough]

You do not need to be everything for everyone all of the time.

[ragna-egillsdottir]

Borgund Stave Church, Norway

[charliesmudkips]

“Are you trying to pass off your own words as ancient wisdom?”

— Daenerys Targaryen, delivering the best line in this entire show (via wolkemesser)

[charliesmudkips]

“I’ve survived a lot of things, and I’ll probably survive this.”

— (via 11diamondintherough)

[asgardianherald]

accidentally binding her soul to someone by healing them from the brink of death and being stuck with them on all their dumb adventures (bonus points for them starting off hating each other)

more concepts to go with this wishlist item

she still has to do her duties as a valkyrie but can feel pain the other feels etc and can basically be summoned at any time

can you imagine if its a mortal or tbh anyone that dies before her and she has to feel that accidental soul binding basically being ripped apart? does it kill her? who knows

[whumprat-blog]

characters who die and are resurrected

but will always remember exactly what death feels like

[asgardianherald]

i guarantee if bryn ever met Valkyrie she’d hit on her

[asgardianherald]

“It looks worse than it is. I’m sure it’ll be gone in a couple of days…”

"Maybe." She seems unconvinced, squinting curiously at the woman. "Can ya not heal yourself?" Sometimes she forgets that not all magic users can heal, but she is certain she can feel magic tingling at the fringes where hers ends around her, invisible, but still something she can sense.

[asgardianherald]

“It looks worse than it is. I’m sure it’ll be gone in a couple of days…” (mcu verse?)

"Nonsense," she says, trying to get a better look while not getting close enough to disturb the woman's personal space. "Lemme have a look at it. I can have that cleaned up in no time!"

[charliesmudkips]

“Girls like her were born in a storm. They have lightning in their souls. Thunder in their hearts. And chaos in their bones.”

— Nikita Gill  (via alittlebitoflace)

[roleplaymemeworld]

𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 & 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒

                                                     𝐀𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄                                       

“You’re dripping blood on the carpet.” “When I said scars are kinda sexy, I didn’t mean you should get one right away…” “Press that against the wound, I’m going to get the med kit.” “It’s bleeding quite badly.” “Oh God, what happened to you?!” “You’re covered in blood! Is it yours?” “Your head looks pretty bad. I’m sure it’ll need stitches.” “It’s going to hurt for a moment, but I’ll need to clean the wound.” “I’m so sorry this happened to you. But you’re safe now.” “That’s a pretty nasty bruise. Want some ice?” “Does it still hurt?” “I don’t think a band aid is gonna fix this…” “Whoa, hey, stay with me! You’re as white as a ghost. Don’t pass out.” “Damn, that must hurt. I’m sure there are some painkillers around here.” “You have to be seen by a doctor. This isn’t going to heal on its own.” “It looks broken. Can you move it at all?” “Here, lean on me. I’ll support you.” “I’m not going to leave you behind. If need be, I’ll carry you.” “I’m going to pick you up now, okay? Just hold on to me.” “Everything is going to be okay. Just hang in there.”

“I don’t feel so good.” “It’s seeping through the bandages.” “My head is throbbing. I think I have a concussion.” “I can barely breathe, it hurts so bad!” “It looks worse than it is. I’m sure it’ll be gone in a couple of days…” “You should see the other one.” “Don’t look at me like that. I don’t want your pity.” “It was my fault, really. I wasn’t paying attention and got hit in the face.” “Getting stabbed wasn’t really on my bucket list.” “I don’t think I can walk.” “Leave me behind, please. I’m just going to slow you down.” “Am I going to die?” “I can’t stop the bleeding.” “I think the bruise matches my eye color.” “Don’t touch it, please! It hurts.” “I don’t want to go to a hospital. I hate doctors!”

[asgardianherald]

continued from here with @adventure-archaeologist

adventure-archaeologist​:

Hadrian chuckled, and tugged his furs tighter around his shoulders. “No, no, I’ll survive. Just betrayed by this form.” The wind whipped around them, stinging his face, but he managed a bright smile regardless. “I’m afraid I’m used to warmer climes.”

She laughs too, amused by his comments.  

“You’d fair poorly on Jotunheim.”  She forgets not everyone is gifted with the ability to warm themselves with magic, nor has everyone had to live on their own and provide such things to themselves over the centuries.  

“If’n your nose falls off, you let me know.”  Beneath her cloak she wiggles her wings and they rub together and produce some warmth.  Even she can feel the frigid bite of the wind through her cloak.  She considers a moment, and then pulls something from her pocket; a small glass vial, sealed with a cork, containing what appeared to be fire but in almost a liquid form, sliding along the inside of the glass as she held it out to him.  “Drink.”

[asgardianherald]

✨Wishlist ✨

brynja healing someone who ‘isn’t ‘supposed’ to be healed’ according to idk the norns or something (and then possibly being punished for it)

accidentally binding her soul to someone by healing them from the brink of death and being stuck with them on all their dumb adventures (bonus points for them starting off hating each other)

someone is supposed to be dead and bryn goes to get their soul to the right place and theyre definitely not dead and now shes like shit did i mess up? am i in trouble? they cant expect me to kill this person? i wiLL HIDE THEM

interacting with the tva bc idk if theyd even give a shit about her messing stuff up bc shes not a variant but also valkyries kind of fuck around with space and time so it would be funny

send her back in time to help the avengers with getting the timestone? or stick her in any canon plot tbh plsss

daugher of thanos au verse(?) theres gonna be art for this eventually bc i love to draw even if the verse doesnt happen

[asgardianherald]

My fat isn’t keeping me warm! It’s all a lie! — @adventure-archaeologist (Asgardian AU)

"Well that's not good! Do ya need a cloak? You're ill prepared for travelin' the realms..."

[crimiinalchemiist-archived-blog]

Shit my Co-Workers Have Said In & Outside of Work Pt 1. 

I think I hallucinated for a second there. 

I want a man who will ride me like Bucky Barnes rides that motor cycle 

Jello? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? 

Why is everyone here hot and I’m not single? 

My fat isn’t keeping me warm! It’s all a lie! 

I want to tear that suit off of him. Like Jim and that pull away suit Dwight wore in that one episode of the office. 

You’re not drunk enough. 

Save the speech for when you’re sober.

This is you’re eighth toast tonight. That’s enough.

Okay, who is sober enough to talk to the pizza guy? 

My bladder is drunk. I keep having to pee. 

It’s not a party until we sing Les Mis at least once! 

 Please don’t hurt yourself trying to dance the cupid shuffle. 

Don’t you dare insult Peter Parker! 

 Well, you’ve lost me. Civil War is on and I’m not moving until it’s over. 

 I’m great, I promise. I’m just dizzy. That’s all.

The party didn’t get lit until Guns & Ships came on. 

I am the Michael Scott of this store. 

Why do you need permission to hug me? You’re at work not Alcatraz. 

There’s too many people here. In general, we need another plague. 

He’s an Aquarius and she’s a Scorpio, it’d never work out. 

I’m so ginger, Molly Weasley would mistake me for one of her kids. 

Why do we even serve decaf coffee? These people aren’t drinking for the taste; they’re drinking to survive!

I’m like the black Harry Potter, bitch. 

No, I’m okay, I just fell off a horse yesterday. 

I’m so tried, the D&D game lasted until three. We still were left in the same cave we started in too. 

Four years of studying Spanish and I’m still fucking useless at it. 

Okay. Good chat. 

Someone stole the Happy Birthday banner from last night.

The new girl growled at me. I almost told her she was a bad girl and she wouldn’t get a treat if she didn’t stop.

What does it mean this chocolate pumpkin in half solid? Is it missing a soul or something?

[Insert Character name] brought wookie cookies. 

The maple scone tastes like Canada? How do you know that? Are you going around biting Canadians?

Why aren’t you singing? You always sing. 

If you order a frappuccino I might actually kill you. 

If it fits in the blender, it’s going in the blender.

[scotchymemes]

The Avengers Sentence Starters

Doors open from both sides. An ant has no quarrel with a boot. Freedom is life’s great lie. If you accept that in your heart, you’ll know peace. As of right now, we are at war. For a man who’s supposed to avoid stress you’ve picked a hell of a place to stay. Are you here to kill me, (…)? Because that’s not going to work out fine for everyone. We’re facing a potential global catastrophe. What does (…) want me to do with it? Swallow it? You’re dealing with forces you can’t control. War isn’t won by sentiment. The world has gotten even stranger than you already know. It’s an honour to meet you, officially. I watched you while you were sleeping. It’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. I’m not overly fond of what follows. You think yourself above them? I’ve seen worlds you never heard about! I have grown in my exile. You give up this poisonous dream! Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? You talk about peace and you kill because it’s fun! I only packed a toothbrush. I think (…) is trying to wind us up. There’s not many people who can sneak up on me. Love is for children. Regimes fall every day, I tend not to weep for that. This is my bargain, you mewling quim! You speak of control, yet you create chaos. The only thing you really fight for is yourself. You may not be a threat, but you may want to stop pretending to be a hero. Are you ever not going to fall for that? This is monsters and magic and nothing we were ever trained for. Uh, actually, I’m planning to threaten you. There’s no version of this where you come out on top. Seeing, still working on believing. Do you think this madness will stop with your rule? I don’t see how that’s a party. Now might be a really good time for you to get angry. It’s not your fault. You didn’t know what you were doing. Please tell me nobody just kissed me. There’s a shawarma place two blocks from here. I don’t know what it is, but I want to try it. If we get into a situation like this again, what happens then?