Call me Big Mama

A mixed bag of memes, text posts, my art, and the art of others. I have no idea whats going on.

[crewstinitortellini-deactivated]

[theconcealedweapon]

[thisfeelingisreal]

Sugary drinks also erode electronics much much quicker :)

[echogivesnoanswer]

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[ladypalerider]

his idle animation cycle started in midair

[blondertron]

he missed the quick time event

[antifaobito]

how is being married to an anime man any different than a nun being married to jesus 🧐

[konnada]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

golf:

wastes crazy amounts of space and water

soul-crushingly boring

extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par)

prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)

mini golf:

18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn't even require water

a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to

easy to get into, but difficult to master

cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20)

BONUS: cool obstacles and gimmicks (windmills, water features, secret holes, etc.)

[creekfiend]

Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death

Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a shot is pretty much required

[thatsthat24]

It’s That Time of Year Again 🎃

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

[dopeluminarydreamer-blog]

Reblog if you:

Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs

Have a friend with that problem

Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way

No one will know which is it

[z-a-d-r-i]

“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

[stickeefingers-deactivated20190]

[kattimariias]

Finally that douche left

[wellillbedamned]

Look closer

[kyoyaotoori-deactivated20181015]

you know i had to change his mind

[thiccgrayson]

“This is my worst birthday ever.”

“Why, ‘cause the Blood Moon has risen over Yharnam?”

“No, ‘cause it’s a little humid… YES BECAUSE THE BLOOD MOON HAS RISEN OVER YHARNAM!”

[yourfursona]

420 years ago, on 4/20, the moon was made of weed.

[yourfursona]

This is the only day you can reblog this. Do it for Weed Moon.

[yourfursona]

This post, despite being funny for exactly 1 (one) day, has been reblogged heavily over the past year for whatever reason, and I’m going to appreciate the few days before it completely blows up again. God help us all.

[thebestpartofwakingup]

TF2 mercs alignment, disuss

[epicukulelesolo]

This is so accurate tho. Its killing me.

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

[calamitouserebus]

“Surrounded by friends”

[gardenoffish]

Ceasers as he’s getting stabbed and remembers:

[jonbutter]

T’Challa after drinking that stuff that takes away his Black Panther powers

[primebib]

I plugged 3 consoles into one A/V port for maximum gaming.

[mittensmcgee-deactivated2018033]

ALSO, About Brigitte:

So some of you are saying that Blizzard cowardly changed her build to be more hour-glass-like, less chubby/buff, whatever.

But I assure you, they didn’t change a damn thing. Look.

While Brigitte is very muscular, she’s not like, Reinhardt muscular. She’s still relatively short, lean, and skinny around the waist. Which is just a type of muscularity. It’s lean muscle. She’s built as hell, but instead of having a huge, body-builder-esque design, she’s actually a much more realistic representation of what women tend to look like when they gain muscle mass.

And, also, I just want to point out…?

The bump-out on her chest armor isn’t for her boobs, you dopes. It’s part of her armor. It’s part of the mechanism that powers the thrusters on her her back. Same as Reinhardt. So before you try and tell me they made her too hour-glass-shaped, just think about how the armor would fit on her. She also has really big armor plates on her hips, so really the whole ‘hour-glass’ thing just comes from how her armor works. Not because they changed her body type or whatever. Look at dem arms. Her back. She’s still swole as fuck. Her face is still soft (aside from her strong-looking chin, which again, is because she’s very masculine). It’s the same Brigitte.

OH and before I forget-

For fuck’s sake, she’s not any whiter! Every time anyone moves a character to a new medium, it seems the first thing people claim is that they were white-washed. I mean - I, just- Look at the pictures I already put above? She’s canonically already pretty white, actually? In the cinema clip, she was in a dimly-lit building. Like, holy shit. Can some of y’all find anything better to complain about than what setting a character is in and how lighting upsets you?

Brigitte is still buff, tan, and still ready to whoop your judgmental asses.

[saltrat88]

[hecallsmebelovedx-deactivated20]

this is …. wow

[sexwitsockson]

LMFAO

[ahhthelegend]

Wild af