Christmas Poker
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.... ahh that famous saying from Charles Dickensâ A Tale of Two Cities. When I am in creative mode, I tend to drown myself in the words of the masters of literature. Dickens, Tolstoy, Hugo... actually I will stop there. I have never read anything from Hugo or Tolstoy. Saw a few movies / musicals but never picked up their books. And as for Dickens, I canât remember much. We did read A Tale of Two Cities in Sophomore year in high school but donât recall much from the book. I did manage to remember the teacherâs spiel about the first words of the Dickens classic to be the most famous of all time. The book draws a blank but those opening words lead me to this particular post about Christmas time poker, where I was Scrooge in one chapter (see what I did there) but a pauper in the second. How does one fall so far from oneâs perch..... Itâs the beauty and the beast of poker, holiday Christmas poker on top of that. One moment you are up, and another you are down.... and thrown in there for good measure is a cocktail. On we go. The best of times: Before Covid times, my neighbors and I had a card game going (previously told in an earlier blog) three or four times a year. We would rotate around each others houses, and play Texas Holdem. It was a neighborly affair. We would gossip, play a few hands and go back to the gossip. Some of the older neighbors would tell war stories about their local adventures and some of the newer neighbours would gasp and be shocked at the carry-ons from our nearest friends. In the game, there would be a bit of cursing, surprise hands and while not everyone went home a winner, we all went home happy. So this most recent gathering, on the 21st of December, was one I was really looking forward to. Our youngest neighbor was hosting, I had a ride and had a half day of work the next day, which was my last until the new year. So my mood was jovial and I was really feeling the Christmas joy. I counted the chips, we discussed antes and off we dealt. I was feeling confident that evening. I was winning hands, I bluffed a few and bullied a few other guys out of the match. Meanwhile, we talked Santa, Christmas, road detours and of course poker hands. I was feeling good and playing well (or is it feeling well and playing good â doesnât matter -- actually its playing and feeling well). I managed to get to the final two from the original six players. My neighborâs brother in law Jacob (who I never met before the evening) sat to my left and battled me out of a few late hands; I had to go all in, lost and he took the top prize. I shook his hand, retrieved my money back (as a runner up does) and we went in again for a second game. The chips and antes were raised, the time was ticking and we dealt again. This particular game went big quickly. The stakes rose (along with the heat.. I should never have worn the sweater..) and we all started winning big hands. However, I started to win a bit more often and after 90 minutes of playing, I bullied out Marco to claim the top prize. There were a few compliments thrown my way âYou are the big winner tonightâ , âYou played really wellâ followed by the all popular âwhy canât you give us a tryâ. I left the apartment taller than I had arrived. Bit of a swagger jumping into the back seat. Felt like I was carrying tons of cash along with the hopes and dreams of my fellow neighbors. I said nothing on the way home, as I just focused on not smiling and feeling like the King of kings. I was dropped along with my other mate and we wished each other a Happy Christmas and we went home. The worst of times: The second of the poker night arrived a week later at my sister-in-lawâs house. I was feeling well (or is it good) again. My wife was driving, my mother in law was watching the kids and it all seemed to be going ok. My father in law wasnât playing which was kind of a plus. I love the man, but he played poker in a different time. When it meant something. When men played and bet with deeds, keys and weekly wages. No joke. Leaving the table without your belt wouldnât be a surprise as your belt buckle kept you in the game. My in-laws are also merchants, buyers and sellers. None of of them are actually in sales but they are hustlers, Christian con-artists and you will not get âone overâ on them. If a vendor threatens them incorrectly there are two possible outcomes...
(1) the vendor apologises and my in-law gets what they justly deserve, or (2).. they debate, the vendor loses the battle, the war and ends up losing their job. It never ends well. Donât try to con my in-laws, it never works out well... Donât kid a kidder as they used to say.
So with one in-law down, I felt better about myself. And I donât know why. My wifeâs two nephews (university students, who I suspect donât do anything in school but study and play poker) always beat me, followed by their accountant mother (shock) her husband (a civilian like me), my con wife and to round it off the banker niece who strolls to the table in her pajamas. I never played poker with her before (or anyone in their pjs) and at first, she fooled me into the whole âwhich hand is whichâ routine and even admitted to using the terms âa three pair of fivesâ and âdouble pairs of 10â. In hindsight, is a three of a kind and a four of a kind, so I should have been warned. We started dealing. I was picking up a few good hands, won one or two hands and someone even commented on my tower of chips. Minutes later, I misplayed a hand. Thought I had the high pair (which I did) but with Texas Holdem, didnât see the straight on the table. The other civilian won the hand and my confidence and luck went along with my three Jacks. To say, it went downhill from thereâ would be an understatement. It was a mountain like fall. From then on, I over bet, bluffed terribly, folded when I should have stayed and raised when I should have gotten out of the hand. I was playing and losing bad. And the banker to my right started winning, slowly and surely. She kept talking about her ski trip to Andorra with her friends. By the end of the evening I was sure she was headed to the Swiss Alps with Hans, Freidrich and the Zurich Finance Conglomorate. She and her college brother fought for the title while my wife made a last minute gasp at glory only to be beaten closely by the banker and her margins and spreadsheets. I had to wire her my money in shame. The highlight of the evening (of which there were indeed many,) was when my sister in-law saw my poor spirits and decided to pour me some not-poor spirits. âWould you like a cocktailâ. I looked up, tears in my eyes, hope in my heart and gave her a smile and a nod. She offered me a Bramble and Tonic. This particular cocktail uses Bombay Bramble Gin which is a fruit infused gin by our good friends at Bombay Sapphire. Tonic water was simply added and as a result, a beautiful concoction by no other was placed in front of me. I took a sip. What a joy. It had a beautiful infused taste with a combination of blackberry and raspberry fruits. It was deep, it was full of taste, it was a joy. It made me forget about my slowly dwindling tower of chips, and when I raised on a 4 and a Jack, I knew it wasnât my night for cards, but my night to enjoy. We finished up, the banker won (as in life) and my wife and I said our goodbyes (not to each other) and made our way home. We laughed at things said and hands missed but smiled at the joy of family and friends. Dickens would be happy, or Charlie if you prefer. Just be careful who you play with.Â
Bramble & Tonic Ingredients 50 ml Bombay Bramble 100ml Premium tonic water Lemon Wedge - squeezed and dropped in
Method Build over cubed ice. Squeeze and drop in lemon wedge.








