I was sinking, and now I'm sunk.

I'm kind of obnoxious.

[lassoway]

‪that shot in into the spider-verse where miles jumps off the building, taking “a leap of faith” and then we watch from a flipped point of view . cinematic excellence ‬

[lassoway]

my favorite renaissance painting

[chokosnails]

[mori-sempai]

[trix-witch]

Hot take but sign language should be taught in schools as a language option and all cinemas should provide subtitles on all their movie screenings

[dankmemeuniversity]

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[damnitsizzi]

I’ve never seen a creamsicle dalmatian before

[andypandyxo]

I’ve never seen two dogs SO in love before

[soft-butch-cassidy]

doing anything is hard when you’re depressed but sitting around in apathy ain’t gonna help. get the fuck up. seriously. do one thing. open the curtains. dust your monitor. throw away those leftovers in the fridge from last week. clean the bathroom sink. its an ocean of bullshit and you need to swim. break the cycle of misery and guilt and apathy so you can get better. its hard. do it anyway. recovery starts with breaking the cycle. baby steps, but steps.

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[relatablemagic]

[lilcontinent-deactivated2015070]

[cursedcatimages]

no one ever helps me in this damn house

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do you ever have like a breakdown but your logical brain is still active just thinking “ok this is annoying can we wrap this up so we can go back to bottling these feelings and like going to work or whatever” lol

[cheaphalloweencostume]

like can we finish this early im trying to build a potato farm in minecraft

[spoopy-story]

Emotional brain: 

Logical brain:

[steven]

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

[61below]

aw rats

[hyperchlorite-deactivated201811]

Big ADHD mood

[scottandhiskind]

Big anxiety/depression mood as well

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

being a cashier is so stressful i’ll be like “hi! how are you :^)” and the customer will hand me a screwdriver and say “my granddaughter had a miscarriage this morning” and I’m like …………………..i’m so sorry that’s $2.33

[mothdogs]

Deadass I once told a customer “Have a nice day!” and he responded that he couldn’t because it was the anniversary of his wife’s murder

[switchbladesounds-deactivated20]

Jay Pharaoh’s John Mulaney impression

[butchmachine]

Holy shit

[thetaxidermy-ofyouandme]

That wasn’t an impression John Mulaney possessed him

[sarahseeandersen]

It’s coming.

[shegotistical]

I just watched The Blob for the first time and not to spoil it but cold is the only way to stop it so they ship it to the arctic. And these old B movies get a lot of flack for not actually being scary but the last line of the film was that the blob can’t be killed but at least it’s stopped “so long as the arctic stays frozen” and lemme tell you that is THE most terrifying line a viewer in 2018 could hear.

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit