*insert witty title here*

My name's Amy. I like wasting my life away and aguing with people about morality on the internet. These two enjoyments are not mutually exclusive.

[beaft]

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

[beaft]

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

[beaft]

whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

[thebibliosphere]

I would read this in its entirety.

[ruinedchildhood]

[thefluffingtonpost]

[hopethedork]

The most important thing about the con so far

[surprisebitch]

daamn caveman spongebob is swole

[puttyhill-deactivated20140114]

[sophie-baek]

Gina Rodriguez Interviews President Obama

[ithelpstodream]

[shinningstarz]

@klancept

[latadelixo]

[skrillex-band-deactivated201606]

chilling

[cartooncoyote]

Eating fruit is okay

[weedsandwich-deactivated2018042]

source?

[cartooncoyote]

this

[oneseriouslycoolguy]

That banana is holding her hostage

[nukua-deactivated20121023]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[moonelk]

[autumncozy]

[eelizabit]

https://instagram.com/p/BTbk4ypARrj/

[autoxenophile-deactivated201807]

this feels…lesbian…

[lecheralesbian-deactivated20180]

fellas, is it gay

[sdfsd32435-deactivated20180128]

it is

[frogmp3]

it better be

[nippled]

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

[lesbianrey]

list of heroes

the woman who dated 40+ guys, got them to buy her iphones, and then sold them to buy a house

the woman who traded one singular rick and morty sauce for a car

[rigglos]

don’t forget the woman who charged a bunch of dudes money to attend an orgy but never promised any women would be there so they all just showed up to find nothing but men

[julietandherfairjuliet]

The girl on Tinder whose profile said “send me $5 and see what happens” and after they sent her money she blocked them