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@thetimenerdparadox
This is the best post on reddit.
Millennials watching Gen Z organizing huge rallies and standing up to zero-action politiciansĀ
I have $24 to last me til Friday, what should I buy with it?
a pallet of ramen noodles
I hate ramen noodles tho
hmmmmm bees?
Are you suggesting that I eat bees for a week
This is roughly what I make sure I have in my kitchen all the time along with rough estimates of local prices (MN). I buy a lot of things when theyāre on sale and stockpile them.Ā
instant oatmeal packets with fruit in them - $3 probably and this can be breakfast all week and maybe even a lunch or dinner too since you usually get 10 packets
bag of rice - $2-3 depending on size. 1 cup dry rice makes enough for about two meals depending on what you add in. if you get cheap rice, rinse it before cooking
canned beans - usually under $1 per can - mix the can with your rice and you have a meal. chili-spiced beans will make bean tacos. Rinse non-spiced beans before adding to anything.
Tortilla - usually around $3 but you get like 8-10 of them. Tacos, wraps, and quesadillas are all fair game here
lettuce - $2 max around here, either a head of something or bagged precut depending on preference, use as a salad or on tacos
protein other than beans of some sort - probably $5-7 for meat, $2-3 for eggs. sometimes I can get bags of frozen chicken breasts in this price range and each is usually 2 meals if I add in a bunch of veggies. fry/scramble eggs and add to any of the options.Ā
your favorite stir fry sauce - $3ish
vegetables - $5ish. literally anything that you can 1. fry in a pan and 2. youāll eat. fresh carrots are usually pretty cheap. get frozen if itās cheaper and youāre strapped for cash/prep time on this part.Ā
alternative to stir fry: Ā pasta (~$2), fresh tomatoes (~$2), cheese (~$3).Ā
cheese and fruit if you have extra - look if your store has loyalty cards for free that you can load coupons on for cheese thereās always one it seems like.
ahh thank you!!!
Reblogging because thereās never knowing whoāll need it.
Adding also: the single most nutritious food on earth is potatoes in their peel. Potatoes + some milk and butter = everything you need. They donāt last all that long, but theyāre fairly cheap and the quickest cheat to āHow do I not fuck my body up.ā
(Cooked potatoesāll last a while in the fridge. Potatoes nearing the end of their useful lives? Cook them to half-done first, figure out what to do with them later.)
Easiest baked potatoes: slice thinly but not paper-like, spread like cards, brush with oil (a silicone baking brush is totes worth the little it costs), spread salt and pepper (a little less than you think youād like), cover with foil, stick in oven or toaster-oven at 150C for 40min. (If you have the patience, at that point click up to 180C, remove the cover and add 10-20min.) Reheats well, lasts in the fridge longer than itāll take you to nom.
Dead-Animal-Free Whole Protein: some legumes + some grain. AKA rice and lentils, or rice and beans. (Maybe some fried onion for flavor; onionās cheap and stays good a descent while. Fried onion makes everything taste better and keeps forever in the freezer, so frying up a bunch and keeping portions is not a half-bad idea.) (If going for the beans option - lentils are cheaper around here but fuck if I know what itās like in your area - dump some tomato sauce and oil in; canola or soy are best health-wise, and far cheaper than olive; avoid corn.) Oh, what does instant couscous go for in your area? It keeps for fucking ever, itās usually cheap, and it takes well to any and all added taste.
If you get to choose, black lentils taste the best and need the least soak-time (0-20min), green lentils are best for cooked stuff and red lentils are best in soups. (Red lentils + potatoes + root vegetables of choice + spices; cut into small pieces, cook, run through the blender if you wanna [stick blenderās awesome], freeze in portions.)
When possible, get instant soup mix. Get the good instant soup mix. (The kind thatās not made primarily of sugar, yeast or both. The rest is optional.) Dump 1/2tsp (or more, but start on the low end) into couscous, or chicken, or sprinkle over potatoes being stuck in the oven. Whatever. Itāll make most cooked-food-type things taste better. And again, lasts forever on the shelf.
IfĀ you can have eggs (goodness knows theyāre sometimes expensive), dump some tomato sauce in a pan (tomato sauce lasts forever on the shelf), add some oil, onion/beans to cook in it, hot peppers if you wanna, then when itās nearly ready crack an egg or two in. Hard-boiled eggs last a remarkably while in the fridge, so when eggs reach near the end of their usable lives, just hard-boil and stick in the fridge. (Have eggs as often as you can, particularly as you have brain-shit going on. You need all the eggs, salt, and 60%-or-more chocolate you can get. Brains are made of cholesterol and salt, so folks with neuro or other brain shit need more of both. Potassium is also aces. You know what has the most potassium? Tomato paste.) Grated cheese keeps in the freezer for ever. Grated cheese will make a lot of things taste nicer. Preserved lemon juice keeps forever in the fridge. Grated cheese + oil + lemon = instant and awesome pasta sauce thatāll liven up the weeks-old dry pasta in the fridge. Slices bread also keeps well in the freezer. Try to have half a loaf or a loaf. Dry bread gets cut in cubes, mixed with oil and the aforementioned instant soup, stuck in oven at lowest until properly dry, then kept in an airtight jar to add to soups. (Over-ripe tomatoes come cheaper. They get turned into soup or sauce, then frozen in portions.)
At least five animals have been scientifically named after Harry Potter characters. Thereās the Harryplax severus crab, the Ampulex dementia wasp, the furry Lycosa aragogi spider, a wasp in New Zealand called Lusius malfoyi, and the Eriovixia Gryffindori spider, which looks like a sorting hat. Source Source 2 Source 3
Russian roads, only 30 sec
Whatās with Russia and dashcams?
to have car insurance in russia, dashcams are required because russians are terrible drivers
did you really need to ask whatās up with dashcams in Russia after watching this video
Letās all take a moment of silence for anyone who has to work retail the next couple of months.. And please remember that as busy as the holiday seasons are, and you might be in a hurry, your cashier/other employees are working really hard to make you happy and also have feelings like you. šš
An additional moment for those in packing, sorting, and shipping jobs, those who spend eight mind numbing, back breaking hours a day getting your holiday stuff to your house. The labor that goes into working at Amazon, UPS, FedEx, etc is miserable so please appreciate the work they do
Final Girl
The final girl is a trope in horror films (particularly slasher films). It refers to the last woman alive to confront the killer, ostensibly the one left to tell the story. The character in question tends to follow a certain set of characteristics.
#this show has absolutely no chill #and I love itĀ
#āi guess weāre not allowed to joke about this stuff anymore? ā#nope youāre allowedĀ #but you need to be joking on the right sideĀ #see above for examples
Boss shit
Literal actual goals
that was intensely satisfying
WELL DONE!!!
I watched the first few seconds, said āis this motherfucker actually,ā AND THEN THE MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY
This motherfucker is James Heptonstall and HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING
Well, looks like the dam has finally burst.
he deserves it
4% OF A TOWNāS POPULATION WAS WIPED OUT BY A GUNMAN. SOME OF Y'ALL NEED TO WAKE TF UP AND REALIZE GUN VIOLENCE IS PUTTING PEOPLEāS LIVES IN JEPORDY ON A DAILY BASIS,, IN PLACES THEY SHOULD FEEL SAFE IN.
Please tell me what gun control laws would have stopped this.
a law that will ensure the usage of guns will be controlledā¦ā¦ā¦.like what other countries with common sense doā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.
Better background checks??? Cracking down on illegal guns???? Limit guns???
people are suddenly gonna forget these things CAN be implemented in times like this lmao
As someone who lives in the UK post the Dunblane incident, let me give you a quick list of the gun control laws that have been proven to work;
ALL OF THEM.
EVERY SINGLE ONE.
YOU CONTROL GUNS, YOU CONTROL THE PROBLEM.
lilith was created before eve from the same soil as adam to be his wifeĀ
she refused to lay beneath him, wishing to be his equal, only willing to have sex with him if she was on his side or on topĀ
adam tried to force her to have sex with him the way he wanted, so she left him and became a demonā¦
ā¦go offĀ
i mean we could talk about how lilith was a badass whoād rather be a demon than be subservient to a man or we could talk about the allegory here where a woman who demands agency is LITERALLY demonized⦠or the reality that this story means that the first man in the bible (or the first man ever, if you subscribe to that) was a rapist! great start, boys
this is so important.Ā
I wonder how different shit would be if Adam attempting to rape Lilith was the āoriginal sinā instead of Eve eating the apple.Ā
That last comment hit me hardā¦
If you scroll pass this you donāt got ten dollars
Need my $10
Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work
I aint risking it.
10 10 10
Always reblog money cat
Because no gifset could do Terryās monologue justice.
This may be the most important 3.5 minutes of television in years.
This episode needs multiple awards, and so does Terry Crews for his delivery.
this episode had me in tears. how long have we been praying for things like this to be represented in a nuanced way? the conversation BETWEEN BLACK FOLKS, acknowledging generational differences in viewpoints, acknowledging that racial profiling and police brutality affects young black girls, addressing how police departments stifle progress through internal intimidation tactics, addressing the respectability politics and victim blaming that happens when black folks are targeted by police⦠for a half hour comedy B99 did a much better job of addressing police racism and brutality with this episode than any other tv show iāve seen in recent years
the only person who is allowed to poke my stomach is my cat because heās a very important baker who has biscuits to make
But they value our lives even less
Ok but look:
Iām really screaming
he was planning on eating the baby š
Ok, as a biology major, yāall need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog.Ā
Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (SOURCE 1; SOURCE 2)
Please donāt demonize snakes people theyāre amazing creatures and clearly this one means no harm
This is almost as bad as that shitty urban legend about the snakeĀ āmeasuringā its owner before eating them
@neurodivergent-crow
a well-fed and well-socialized python can be incredibly docile and friendly. and yes sometimes they legit yawn. I wouldnāt ever leave one unsupervised with anything it could kill/eat (dogs, cats, children) but this is fine and people need to chill.
Honestly kudos to that family for teaching their child how to properly interact with snakes, and not only keeping, but taking such good care of a snake this size, bc a lot of ppl abandon them when they get big bc its too much work