my mind palace

katie, 21 there's an art to life's distractions, to somehow escape the burning weight, the art of scraping through

[dakotaaaa]

there are some dystopian ideas coming from the White House lately

[invalleumbraemortis]

Lord

[wingsofblue]

[humansofnewyork]

“My daughter was about to graduate high school when I lost my husband to a motorbike accident. She wanted to go to university but there was no one to support us. I’m an old-fashioned person. I’m not very smart. I only graduated from junior high school. But I wanted her to be better than me. I asked our relatives for help, but they all refused me. Out of desperation I approached my landlord. And she was the only one who supported us. She told me: ‘Get back on your feet so your daughter will have a chance.’ She loaned us half the tuition. The other half I earned by working morning to night. I was doing laundry. I was doing dishwashing. I was going around selling cookies and cakes. My daughter graduated recently and became a midwife. All my hard work paid off. We’ve been paying back the loan. And a few months ago she asked for my bank account number, and she’s been putting money in every week.” (Jakarta, Indonesia)

[ommanyte]

[theeeprotagonist]

The realist one

[weloveshortvideos]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Oh my fucking GOD

[likeamillionsuns]

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

[cozymochi]

@since-the-900s

[thespectacularspider-girl]

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

[valkyrie-wrath-deactivated20190]

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Help. (via olliepots)

[meme-meme]

[anderchester-deactivated2015020]

im really mad at how accurate this is

[ifagrizzlycouldtalk]

A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.

[ultrafacts]

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

@jessicapendragon

[jessicapendragon]

eeeee they’re so amazing

[trade-baby-blues]

@atari-writes

[persephone-divine-deactivated20]

i cri i love them so much 😭

[assgod]

How can anyone eat mammals

[blackpantherdaily]

Black Panther characters from Wakanda introduced in the teaser trailer

[ruinedchildhood]

[untexting]

When an ad targets you just too well, and it reminds you that those fuckers are spying on your every click

[weirdmageddon]

​okay why is owl citys fireflies making a sudden comeback out of like thin fucking air

[sketchdeath]

its a fucking banger

[weirdmageddon]

no like i love the song but where did it suddenly come from again

[sketchdeath]

its because it’s a goddamn absolute banger

[moved-to-averinthine-deactivate]

life advice:

never say anything to a penguin that the penguin has not already said to you

[moved-to-averinthine-deactivate]

this reads like a shitpost but i’m actually 100% serious. i was walking along the side of the harbour this evening, just after all the penguins had come in from the ocean to nest. there was one penguin right by the footpath, and when it saw me it kept saying ‘höö’. so i said ‘höö’ right back. it seemed to like that, and we had a lovely conversation where we just kept saying ‘höö’ to each other. i crouched down about two metres away from it, and we kept talking, and it actually moved towards me a little bit, seeming to prefer my company to the heartless embrace of the sea. but then i made the mistake of trying to change things up. i said ‘hweh’, which was something that a previous penguin said to me, and this penguin hated it, and fucked right off. never said another word to me. i felt so rude.

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

i finished knitting this hat during one of my classes

(thats my teacher modeling it) and he liked it so much so i used the leftover yarn to make a mini version for his chameleon

[spellcasting-jester]

A WHOLESOME POST

[nightlifemingus]

all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.

[mrbenwyatt]

[pivotalwolf]

[wevansly-deactivated20180204]

Did that cat just turn into a dog with a single button press?

[owls-love-tea]

witchcraft 

[4soy-deactivated20161208]

why do potatoes have more chromosomes than us, what do they need them for??????????

[potato]

thats none of your business