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Natali | 24 | Austria&Israel

[outofcontextsitcoms]

[imposterogers]

wade wilson kidnaps hugh jackman in deadpool 3 bc he’s convinced he’s actually wolverine. he spends the whole movie lugging him around but he’s literally just hugh jackman

[creme-meme]

hugh jackman does everything to prove that he’s hugh jackman. he sings, he tap dances, and he has an australian accent.

the reveal at the end of the movie is that hugh jackman isn’t wolverine, but wolverine is hugh jackman. logan went into witness protection in order to retire from being a superhero and having an alternate identity as an australian actor who started his career in musicals was basically fool proof until wade blew his cover story

[hellenhighwater]

Considering that Hugh Jackman exists in the Deadpool cinematic universe, this works in-canon quite well.

This is revealed, of course, when Hugh Jackman gets shot and killed just prior to the final battle, providing Deadpool with the emotional push that carries him to victory. After Deadpool finally defeats the Big Bad (somehow overcoming by himself whatever obstacle he thought he would need Wolverine for) he turns to see Hugh Jackman in the last stage of regenerating from being ‘dead’ and absolutely looses his shit about it.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

MAKE THIS FILM

[jassmarie19]

This post is from 2020

[insomniac-arrest]

Is anyone reaching age appropriate milestones anymore or are we all in the soup.

[bibliolithid]

Aren’t you tired of reaching age appropriate milestones? Don’t you want to just drink soup?

[vacuously-true]

Joke’s on you, transitioning from caring about superficial progress for its own sake to caring about enjoying a good soup in a pleasant moment is an age appropriate milestone

[james-silvercat]

Milestones are out, minestrone is in

[vacuously-true]

Thanks. Now I’m going to want to pronounce milestone like minestrone for the rest of my life.

[james-silvercat]

Also thanks, now i am aware that i’ve been pronouncing at least one of them wrong my entire life

[vacuously-true]

WHICH ONE

[wozw4ld-deactivated20241024]

[tamtamho]

Taika: Disney is homophobic

Taika: Chris Pratt might be homophobic

Taika:

Taika, pulling out his laptop: I'm going to make Thor 4 as homoerotic as possible

[skiplo-wave]

Season 4 just gonna be a intense battle of Butcher trying get his three days out each month with Ryan but Homelander being hella stingy

[inacatastrophicmind]

Jensen Ackles in The Boys EW’s photoshoot

[ywina]

dudes almost get it done

[winterswake]

soldier boy *is back* homelander: so noir, you’re sticking with me right? we’re together in this, pal. *walks away* black noir:

[hermywolf]

lmao soldier boy really laughed at homelander for having a cape and then used said cape to pull him down and beat his ass. ednacoded

[donkeigh]

that scene reminded me way too much of the meme from aotc

[halbarryislife]

is this not what happened?

[cherryblossomshadow]

Soldier Boy: I always wanted kids so I could do it better than my father

Also Soldier Boy, seconds after seeing his son for the second time: You're a fucking disappointment

[whamcitycomedy]

“he is committing war crimes. he is massacring innocents in a Hard Rock Cafe” ok but what you fail to understand is that he has silly little imaginary cartoon animals in his head and is my best friend.

[stevenrogered]

THE BOYS 3x08, “The Instant White-Hot Wild”

[langernameohnebedeutung]

A-Train is rapidly becoming the 1 sane man on Team Vought

[bauliya]

i want eric kripke to walk into a the boys convention, teary with the knowledge that he finally has the predominantly red blooded white american cishet male age 20-40 audience he's been trying to lure since 2005, and i want him to open the floor for questions and i want a 23 yr old white frat bro with a neck thicker than his head and khaki cargo shorts to get the mic and i want him to ask. uh. hey. eric bro. bro when do soldier boy and butcher fuck man like. is it gonna be canon or wah.