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me after fasting for one (1) day

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me looking for a man rn

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me: c'mon i gave u enough caffeine to kill someone, can we pls focus on our work?🥺

my brain: yeaaa totally... let's go for stupid and unproductive but ✨faster✨

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not to brag or anything but i got a 100% on my depression test😌

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me: *leaves the house in the morning with nothing but an iced coffee and a cigarette*

narrator: damn she really woke up and chose ✨self destruction✨

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bitches out here looking for this...

...a smoking skinny white boi

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for someone obsessed with being pretty I sure am terrible at it✌🏼

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when prople ask me about my father

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when people tell me to smile more and be happy in public places

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me: *drinks coffee with 13 cal almond milk instead of black coffee*

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livehack: if someone asks you if you were crying just say you're high - no embarrassment + they might think you're cool✌🏼

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ok google

...

does crying burn calories?

🥺

👉🏼👈🏼

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my ed greeting my other mental illnesses after a month of failed recovery

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me after experiencing the slightest amount of stress:

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me after getting one (1) comment regarding my weight: