I swear I love my job

America, EST. Grayson, any pronouns except she/her. The other trenchcoat members still exist we just have separated a bit

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Shoutout to weird girls who became weird boys and weird boys who became weird girls and weird girls and boys who became both or neither. Let's all be weird and strange together

[afterdeathgirl-deactivated20260]

frotting can have a winner and loser

[afterdeathgirl-deactivated20260]

frotting can have a victim

[betchiwilleatyou]

(shaky voice) let women on tv have wrinkles (heavy breathing) let women on tv have unkempt hair (cartoonish gulp) let women on tv have loud genuine laughs (eye twitch) let women on tv have lines and shadows around their eyes (my temporal artery bursts and i drop dead)

[ianthewife]

free my girl she did all that and should’ve fucking done even more

[corrya]

Tumblr users when anyone, really:

[vanglaggle]

in a fandom called my unnamed oc world

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

there’s nothing wrong with me plus i don’t have any wants or needs plus i don’t feel or think at all

[raisinchallah]

sex is so boring and passe but things that are metaphorically sex but weirder will never go out of style

[killrockstar]

what about those of us who want nasty explicit lesbian sex on tv

[putrid-sex-machine]

(flirting) i could be your loser boyfriend. you ever fucking thought about that??

[dimension20memes]

Every year baybeee.

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

"Because I do it with a small boat, I am called a pirate and a thief. You, with a whole navy, molest the world and are called an emperor."

-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great

"What even is a war? Like isn't it illegal to kill people?"

-This girl

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

They are both right

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[twomothsholdinghands]

[beggars-opera]

I will never forget the flight I took to Paris in college and the tiny adorable child in the seat in front of me with his nose pressed against the window looking at the lights and squealing "OOOOOOH, C'EST MAGNIFIQUE!!!"

[thefloatingstone]

REAL!!!!

REAL!!!!!

[toopunktofuck]

my friend and i had to leave an ice cream shop once because a small child who sounded exactly like JFK ordered some rum raisin and we couldn’t fucking handle it

[sodiumvaporss]

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

[catmask]

the way people treat girl characters in fandom joker-ifies me

[catmask]

no no please go on. explain to me again. why you find the girl that does arguably less annoying and extremely realistic things for a person in their situation is MORE annoying to you than her guy counterparts. please explain to me why you never talk about her. please explain why even though shes also a main character you couldnt even describe two of her character traits btu you can write an entire essay on why those men suck eachother off. please. come closer. im a normal cat

[catmask]

[catmask]