Identify theft is not a joke, Link

[thetrueevillink]

You know, it’s so unbelievably hard being the evil counterpart to the swordsman you constantly fight all the time. No one asks how your day goes, or how’s your latest architecture project going, no! No one asks! Not a single person! And to top it all off, my identity was WRONGLY STOLEN! You know what, that’s it, I’m putting in a complaint to my supervisor

[realdarklink]

…

Who the fuck are you???

[thetrueevillink]

We are co-workers, Dink. Co-workers who are suffering from the exact same problem: Identity theft

An issue that I feel like we can form a friendship on

[thetrueevillink]

You know, it’s so unbelievably hard being the evil counterpart to the swordsman you constantly fight all the time. No one asks how your day goes, or how’s your latest architecture project going, no! No one asks! Not a single person! And to top it all off, my identity was WRONGLY STOLEN! You know what, that’s it, I’m putting in a complaint to my supervisor

[evilskythesecond]

how has your day been

[thetrueevillink]

…This isn’t a rhetorical question, right?

[evilskythesecond]

no, you complained no one asked how your day went so I'm asking

[thetrueevillink]

How very kind of you! Well, it has been a rather busy day, what with doing Ganondorf’s bidding in the water temple. But, it the architecture has been perfect inspiration for my own designs; which I should make note of

…it would feel fitting to ask. So, what about you? How was your day?

[evilskythesecond]

well I've only been around for maybe an hour or two so I'm not sure yet.

You like architecture??

[thetrueevillink]

That is a rather understandable feeling, despite the identity theft. But I can let this one slide… for now

But, yes! I absolutely love architecture, it is one of my newest hobbies!! I intend to learn how to construct an evil base of my own one of these days

[thetrueevillink]

You know, it’s so unbelievably hard being the evil counterpart to the swordsman you constantly fight all the time. No one asks how your day goes, or how’s your latest architecture project going, no! No one asks! Not a single person! And to top it all off, my identity was WRONGLY STOLEN! You know what, that’s it, I’m putting in a complaint to my supervisor

[evilskythesecond]

how has your day been

[thetrueevillink]

…This isn’t a rhetorical question, right?

[evilskythesecond]

no, you complained no one asked how your day went so I'm asking

[thetrueevillink]

How very kind of you! Well, it has been a rather busy day, what with doing Ganondorf’s bidding in the water temple. But, it the architecture has been perfect inspiration for my own designs; which I should make note of

…it would feel fitting to ask. So, what about you? How was your day?

[thetrueevillink]

You know, it’s so unbelievably hard being the evil counterpart to the swordsman you constantly fight all the time. No one asks how your day goes, or how’s your latest architecture project going, no! No one asks! Not a single person! And to top it all off, my identity was WRONGLY STOLEN! You know what, that’s it, I’m putting in a complaint to my supervisor

[evilskythesecond]

how has your day been

[thetrueevillink]

…This isn’t a rhetorical question, right?

[the-real-lu-warriors]

The first and most important thing I learned as a hero was fighting evil. It seems I am needed 🗡️

[thetrueevillink]

Finally, FINALLY! An end to this madness! May I assist you in this task?

[fourstarsoutofnine]

So I’ve seen evil warriors going around so I propose an idea.

Evil legend—but he’s performatively nice.

Like how regular legend is all mean sometimes but it’s just a front.

Evil legend is nice only as a disguise. Beware.

[evil-legend]

hello

[evil-skyy]

I HATE YOU

[evilwild]

crazy

[evil-skyy]

I hate you, too.

[evilwild]

thank you.

[evil-wind]

It might seem crazy what I’m bout to say

[evilwild]

you will sink next time to sail.

[evil-wind]

You will get hit by a lynel. Probably. Maybe. Who’s to say.

[evilwild]

bird.

[evil-wind]

[evil-wild]

I know, right? Evil Wild is nothing in terms of evil compared to me, Evil Wild.

[eviltimee]

You all will be put in a timeloop where your worst nightmares will be lived again, and again, and again, and again.

[evil-twiii]

Meowdy

[evilwarriorss]

HuH.......

[realdarklink]

MY SHTICK?!?

[very-evil-four]

:)

[realdarklink]

Menaces. All of you links. This time it wasn’t just identity fraud but SHTICK THEFT?! Shameless. The lot of you. I am the true dark reflection.

[eviltimee]

Oh look. @thetrueevillink someone else is stealing your whole thing.

[thetrueevillink]

Well, the jokes on you because that’s Dink, you FOOL. Me and Dink are actually co-workers

[thetrueevillink]

You know, it’s so unbelievably hard being the evil counterpart to the swordsman you constantly fight all the time. No one asks how your day goes, or how’s your latest architecture project going, no! No one asks! Not a single person! And to top it all off, my identity was WRONGLY STOLEN! You know what, that’s it, I’m putting in a complaint to my supervisor

[fourstarsoutofnine]

So I’ve seen evil warriors going around so I propose an idea.

Evil legend—but he’s performatively nice.

Like how regular legend is all mean sometimes but it’s just a front.

Evil legend is nice only as a disguise. Beware.

[evil-legend]

hello

[evil-skyy]

I HATE YOU

[evilwild]

crazy

[evil-skyy]

I hate you, too.

[evilwild]

thank you.

[evil-wind]

It might seem crazy what I’m bout to say

[evilwild]

you will sink next time to sail.

[evil-wind]

You will get hit by a lynel. Probably. Maybe. Who’s to say.

[evilwild]

bird.

[evil-wind]

[evil-wild]

I know, right? Evil Wild is nothing in terms of evil compared to me, Evil Wild.

[eviltimee]

You all will be put in a timeloop where your worst nightmares will be lived again, and again, and again, and again.

[evil-twiii]

Meowdy

[eviltimee]

You especially are going in the timeloop.

[thetrueevillink]

…Excuse me?! Are we all just committing identity theft now?

[eviltimee]

Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy.

[thetrueevillink]

Oh stop talking you POSER. There is only ONE Time and he’s MY ARCH NEMESIS!!!!

[evil-wind]

🤨

[thetrueevillink]

MY EYES! They BURN!

[fourstarsoutofnine]

So I’ve seen evil warriors going around so I propose an idea.

Evil legend—but he’s performatively nice.

Like how regular legend is all mean sometimes but it’s just a front.

Evil legend is nice only as a disguise. Beware.

[evil-legend]

hello

[evil-skyy]

I HATE YOU

[evilwild]

crazy

[evil-skyy]

I hate you, too.

[evilwild]

thank you.

[evil-wind]

It might seem crazy what I’m bout to say

[evilwild]

you will sink next time to sail.

[evil-wind]

You will get hit by a lynel. Probably. Maybe. Who’s to say.

[evilwild]

bird.

[evil-wind]

[evil-wild]

I know, right? Evil Wild is nothing in terms of evil compared to me, Evil Wild.

[eviltimee]

You all will be put in a timeloop where your worst nightmares will be lived again, and again, and again, and again.

[evil-twiii]

Meowdy

[eviltimee]

You especially are going in the timeloop.

[thetrueevillink]

…Excuse me?! Are we all just committing identity theft now?

[eviltimee]

Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy.

[thetrueevillink]

Oh stop talking you POSER. There is only ONE Time and he’s MY ARCH NEMESIS!!!!

[fourstarsoutofnine]

So I’ve seen evil warriors going around so I propose an idea.

Evil legend—but he’s performatively nice.

Like how regular legend is all mean sometimes but it’s just a front.

Evil legend is nice only as a disguise. Beware.

[evil-legend]

hello

[evil-skyy]

I HATE YOU

[evilwild]

crazy

[evil-skyy]

I hate you, too.

[thetrueevillink]

I seriously can’t believe this… all of you, STEALING my IDENTITY, my own TRADEMARK. You should all be ASHAMED of yourselves!

[fourstarsoutofnine]

So I’ve seen evil warriors going around so I propose an idea.

Evil legend—but he’s performatively nice.

Like how regular legend is all mean sometimes but it’s just a front.

Evil legend is nice only as a disguise. Beware.

[evil-legend]

hello

[evil-skyy]

I HATE YOU

[evilwild]

crazy

[evil-skyy]

I hate you, too.

[evilwild]

thank you.

[evil-wind]

It might seem crazy what I’m bout to say

[evilwild]

you will sink next time to sail.

[evil-wind]

You will get hit by a lynel. Probably. Maybe. Who’s to say.

[evilwild]

bird.

[evil-wind]

[evil-wild]

I know, right? Evil Wild is nothing in terms of evil compared to me, Evil Wild.

[eviltimee]

You all will be put in a timeloop where your worst nightmares will be lived again, and again, and again, and again.

[evil-twiii]

Meowdy

[eviltimee]

You especially are going in the timeloop.

[thetrueevillink]

…Excuse me?! Are we all just committing identity theft now?