Mlerm

I love you all!!💜

[champagnepuppies-deactivated201]

[caseymeeks]

I never, ever want context for this.

[thetruemlerm]

To everyone who is taking an AP Exam in the next few weeks: good luck! Take some deep breaths and go into it confident. Even if you fail, you still made the attempt, and that's more than what most people can say. I believe in all of you and I know you all have bright futures ahead of you.

[narwhalsarefalling]

oh yeah have i ever told yall of the academic war i have been an unwilling soilder in for the past two years

[narwhalsarefalling]

okay SO. i have two professors that both teach this one subject, but different classes. they have different last names, so i didnt know this at first and espically since they are academic RIVELS at my school, but they are MARRIED. but for the past 8 years they have been in an academic WAR of geospatical sciences data. more accurately, the raster vs vector data debate. i am personally on the side of "both have their pros and cons and can be utalizied to the utmost efficency" but both professors are like, DEADLOCKED in insistanting one is better then the other

so, professor A is my mentor. i like him a lot, and he was the main person that taught me the most abotu Eris and ArcGIS. professor B is a professor i had one for class, and shes nice and knows a lot of little tricks about Eris programming but mostly relies on arcMAP because shes the raster data professor.

and THESE MOTHERFUCKERS. have written no less then 30 papers that is basically like a "re: re: re: re: re: re: vector data is better then raster fuck you" but like, Professionally. and they leave stupid notes in the footnotes that read "Reguardless of Professor A's opinions reguarding the efficency of Vector data, Raster data has a more efficant polygon computing rate and is the most commonly used program on interplantaring mapping" and its HILARIOUS

[narwhalsarefalling]

ive read all of their papers, and its basically like reading an email chain between a married couple arguing over the colors of the kitchen backsplash for their new home. its HILARIOUS. but obviously, because of their differnet last names and because they act like they HATE each other, NOT VERY MANY PEOPLE REALIZES THEYRE MARRIED

until like LAST WEEK

[narwhalsarefalling]

professor B publishes a paper that casually drops the word "husband"

and obviously all the students are like "oh i didnt know u were married!" because we read that shit like how white suburban mothers read People Magazine

[narwhalsarefalling]

and shes like "yeah, its Professor A"

[narwhalsarefalling]

and we all FLIPPED. THE FUCK. OUT

[narwhalsarefalling]

we thought the framed picture of the two of them on professor A's desk was ironic because hes that type of guy

[narwhalsarefalling]

like, you gotta undestand. these two have gotten into YELLING matches in hallways. these two refuse to go onto trips with each other. but apparently they have a system where they quite LITERALLY leave all of their work at work and drive home in seperate cars and literally NEVER mention work at home. it is SO funny

[beez-n-crackers]

[hotvampireadjacent]

okay maybe this is common knowledge but not to me

twitter source: https://twitter.com/Al_Naffy40/status/1361419318206947328

THEY REALLY FUCKING STOLE THE REAL GATE OF ISHTAR AND LOOTED IT ALL THE WAY TO BERLIN GERMANY? Truly no words for the level of theivery and evil. and Iraq now has a ~recreation~ while the real thing is in germany

source to back it up https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishtar_Gate 

litearlly no words this is so evil and vile

[coldhandsmagee]

[hotvampireadjacent]

This ones in Germany but u got the right energy

[itlooksliketheydisapparated]

Just gonna cover all our bases here

[witch-craft-deactivated20211011]

@glittering-galaxy-grapes

[amongthesebarrencrags]

Today my friends sent me a meme about how “The only reason there are still pyramids in Egypt is because they’re too large for the British to steal”, and they thought it was just a joke until I pulled out the “Germany stole the fricking GATE of Babylon, that’s absolutely the reason the pyramids are still there”. o.O

[earhartsease]

As an erstwhile insider I can tell you that in the basement of the British Museum they quietly have the Sphinx’s beard, so yes they fucking would have taken the lot if they could

[regularlesbian]

[regularlesbian]

this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol

[sage-hendricks]

Love reblogging a picture of Tumblr’s grave on Tumblr

[capitalism-is-a-disease]

[scarecade]

i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??

[scarecade]

you know what understandable have a good day

[thetruemlerm]

Who has thoughts anyway? I can never come up with any tags.

[pukicho]

Tik tokers being rude to service workers for what? joke? Die.

[bananatwinky]

[thetruemlerm]

Fuck normal introductions, I wanna know your opinion on the oxford comma

[hyperthrust]

i don’t see enough “acne is normal and fine” talk so here. acne is normal and fine. you don’t need to use all these fancy products and wash your face/shoulders/chest/back/whatever 8x a day. it sucks cause it hurts, it sucks more that everyone seems to have an opinion about it. acne is normal and fine, you’re alright.

[hyperthrust]

this post goes for all skin conditions. take/use whatever you need for relief, don’t feel pressured to hide it, and you don’t have to listen to people’s ignorant comments about it. i wish you comfort in your own skin.

[wordfather]

things are going to be difficult. But you

[rascalbot]

are going to be difficulter

[wordfather]

thats the spirit!!!!! be a problem to your problems!!!!!!!!! mark your territory! !!!!!!!

[uguuuchan]

gimme sammich

[princesstigerbelle]

gib bagul

[gynandromorph]

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like 

[witchlenore]

Always reblog Gib Bagul

[cryptid-corpse]

I’ve seen this atleast 5 times but every time I lose my shit

[everythingfox]

“Cat Realizes She Has Ears!”

(Source)

[garbage-empress]

people in the notes are freaking out because this cat passed the mirror test and i can’t really blame them because literally all the first results on google say they don’t

[confusion-and-cake]

This cat in an Intellectual

[void-lily]

yeah my dog passes the mirror test too

I don’t think it’s been very well studied in a lot of animals, despite its popularity

[mashkara45]

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

This would be great for a children’s hospital

[ragsy]

[src]

[imboredandneedalife]

This. This is why i love this hellsite. Where else would you see bloodied walls and call it color theory.

[lizzietheshortie]

[dykebluejay]

saw someone unironically answer an ask with “sure! i’ll do that :) /gen /srs /nm /pos” and y’all. this is what we were cautioning against when we warned not to overuse tone indicators. nothing about that phrase implies sarcasm, ill intent, or anger. there was no need to use a single tone indicator there, but if you really must, just /gen would suffice. tone indicators are only helpful to clarify something that wasn’t already clear in the message, not to confirm something that wasn’t already in question. only use them if the text could actually be misconstrued without them, otherwise they’re redundant and actually start to lose meaning.

[gentlemanbones]

In this particular case, using so many starts to make me wonder if you were being sarcastic.

[thetruemlerm]

I dont understand the trope of nerds being characterized as weak and defenseless because anyone who actually cares about their grades has to carry a 15lb backpack for 8 hours every day.

[iguanamouth]

I thought it would delight you to know that ants do have a sort of funeral mound for their dead

yes there is a name for this! necrophoresis is a process with social insects where the bodies are taken to a specific location on the outside of ( or within ) the nest - ants tend to keep them all in the same place, and the way an ant is signaled to be "dead" by its other members is through the release of a chemical called oliec acid

theres even been a few experiments where live ants were coated in the same chemical and other ants treated the live ants....exactly as though they were dead and tried dragging them into the pile

[iguanamouth]

[photoshinjisis]

the ant: