[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[vigilantejustice]

please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet

[margesimpsoncosplayer]

mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ

[ckrd7]

[idrathergoforgirls]

;

[louisandthedagger]

this is a lesbian’s dream

[iredreamer]

I know I’m not easy. I’m not looking for easy.

[julianavalds]

I recently realized that the essence of anything is the thing that stays true about them in any situation. And the essence of a penguin is similar to the essence of me, Sam Gardner. We’re both consistent. But a penguin’s essence is so much more than that. Penguins need each other. They look out for the good of the colony. And once a penguin decides to do something… there’s no changing her mind.

[patroqlus]

“I dare you to love me.”

Lena Headey and Piper Perabo in Imagine Me & You (2005)

[aenslem]

Helena Wells & Myka Bering | Warehouse 13

[damianatx]

[izziestaylor]

Casey and Izzie being all cute and awkward after almost kissing.

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

[parasitoidism]

[isnt]

follow @isnt for more memes

[traptacular-deactivated20180125]

[tellyjpg]

u mean to tell me its not north east west south!?

[hoekagei]

Bitch I thought they called it news because it was that new NEW shit

[vulcankirkspock-deactivated2021]

The things you can still learn …

[amarlex]

you can google stuff like this. u can just google it. just look it up. please. im begging you

[skulkingwriter]

Anthony and Cleopatra, William Shakespeare

Act 1 Scene 1

Attendant: Noteworthy Events, Weather And Sports, my Lord, from Rome!

[greyeyedwolfie-deactivated20181]

[sylvia-tilly]

#that’s gay

[citrus-art-and-life]

my friends: haha hey whats up we havent talked in a while

me:

[rob-pattinson]

ZACHARY LEVI for Men’s Journal (2019), ph. Peter Yang

[ohhellorula]

Bill Hader’s knife story is the funniest thing ever

[psychictantrums]

I’ve seen this 5,000 times and I still laugh every single time. This and his Dateline impressions are the funniest thing that has ever happened in the history of the world.

[sinister--oculus-deactivated202]

I don’t even know who this is or anything but this just absolutely fucking killed me. I laughed so hard I saw spots. I was crying. I’m hurting.