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[sixpenceee]

[theultimategoalworlddomination]

I am so soul-crushingly lonely.

[theultimategoalworlddomination]

Humans are Space Orcs

So I’ve been loving the “humans are weird” tag lately and I came up with one myself. Here goes...

Breathe in... Breathe out... The yoga soundtrack on Kenzie's phone was interrupted by the nervous clicking of a member of the Ghrivak clan. Thnybux, a third-tier member of the clan, approached her on a swirling cloud, as was standard of the Ghrivaks.

"Human Kenzie," said Thnybux, through the translator in her ear. "Human Kenzie, what are you doing? You will rip your flesh with those movements!"

Kenzie straightened from her yoga position and greeted Thnybux with the series of clicks common in the Ghrivak dialect. "This is called yoga. Humans actually need to move and stretch their bodies. It's good for us."

Thnybux regarded her with some confusion. "Do you know why the Ghrivak move only on clouds, Human Kenzie? It is because if we move our bodies too much, our bones will disintegrate from the forces of gravity on this planet. I do not understand this theory of movement. How exactly is it beneficial to your species?"

"Human muscles are connected to hard, quasi-living rods in our bodies called bones. These bones are created by specialized cells, and are both very lightweight and very strong. Our muscles are made of specialized cells, and when they are very minimally damaged, repair themselves so that they are stronger. If a human does not exercise, the muscles will die off, and the human will no longer be able to move."

"Surely the force of these...muscles...on these living rods will shatter the rods?"

"No, our muscles are not that strong," Kenzie laughed. "Our bones are much stronger than that. And humans break bones fairly frequently. It hurts but the bone just heals stronger. That's kind of a theme in humans actually, when we get hurt we just heal stronger." She returned to her yoga.

Thnybux hid xie's fear from the human Kenzie, and took note of this new information. What kind of creature becomes stronger when it is hurt? Lesson number one: Do not anger the humans.

[theultimategoalworlddomination]

JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T

Okay be warned this is gonna sound hella privileged but I'm really upset so here goes Interviewed for this awesome job as a lead medical scribe with a private practice. Near my boyfriend (we were high school sweethearts, long distance for the past YEAR AND A HALF) and I was offered the job and gave them a start date but never got a real life salary estimate. Told them I wanted $17 an hour, because Glassdoor estimated the average pay of a medical scribe at $15.50, so add a little extra for the "lead" and call it a day. Get a call from the current lead scribe to talk about job specifics. He tells me that to the best of his knowledge scribes make $9 AN HOUR. N I N E. Just so we're clear I have a biology degree from a top 20 university and 18 months of experience. No one else has either. Literally the promise of this job and a cute little apartment in the city near my boyfriend was the only thing motivating me to get through to graduation and now, it's like broken. I hate everything.

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

[adhdetails-blog]

On the subject of medication like the other anon, in your experience, has ADHD medication ever make you feel sick to your stomach and just overall nauseated? Tried two medications and I had stopped both cause I felt so sick I couldn't do anything. But lay in bed and feel miserable.

I’ve only ever taken stimulants, so if my stomach hurt it was either because I hadn’t remembered to eat in a long time since I don’t feel hunger much to begin with, or because the stimulants were doing what they do best which is speed up bodily functions. I’ve never been nauseated or laid in bed without the hunger thing as a prerequisite, so I guess it’s not really the same thing?

[adhd-community]

When I started medication I definitely got this. I was never lying-in-bed bad but I had so much trouble eating and I felt generally nauseated.

It might be worth talking to your doctor about starting on a reallllyyyy low dose to get used to the side effects and working your way up. (This is called titration).

[theultimategoalworlddomination]

STRATTERA. God Strattera made me so sick. The 25mg didn't do shit for me and taking the 40mg made me so drowsy and nauseous and dizzy I couldn't stand it. I'm on Concerta now which is much better.

[weavemama]

anyway while white feminists are caping for tomi lahren,, about 25 black girls are missing in D.C due to possible sex trafficking and there has yet to be a national outrage….. THIS NEEDS ATTENTION

[weavemama]

Latina girls are also turning up missing in the city and the police seem to be doing very less about the cases, or even nothing. ( https://www.google.com/amp/amp.usatoday.com/story/99573222/) I’m so sick of depending on social media to spread the word about these missing girls,, when the police are too busy cracking down on immigrants and weed users

[theimaginarythoughts-deactivate]

Tbh…since social media basically found Kennedi High without police assistance I say we just all group together and try to find each case one by one

[kzmfotb]

^^^^^^^^

[theultimategoalworlddomination]

Okay so who went missing first, one by one. Let's go.

[sixpenceee]

I started this last year so let’s do this again this year.

I hope you find love in 2017!

[redcorals]

I hope you find peace in 2017

[halosydne]

I hope you find courage and kindness in 2017

[thingsfacebookislike]

Hope you find an impeached president in 2017

[sweet-bitsy]

I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT MAY WOULD DO BUT THE BABIES CAME IN

[phishtits-blog]

I watched this about ten billion times and each time it got better

[theultimategoalworlddomination]

@sweet-bitsy are you a Disney princess

[medical-gal]

Why Am I Waiting in the Emergency Department?

[danisnotonfires]

[tessie-the-bee]

My naym is dog My frend is smol He dose not fetch Or thro the ball But I not chays Or bite like cat Insted I’m kind I lyk the rat

My naym is rat And this caynine He show me how to have good tyme I stand up tall Upon my toes I stretch my tung I lyk his nose

[advanced-procrastination]

I love you

[theultimategoalworlddomination]

Idk man, it just kind of sucks when you're dating someone you love so much and they get you and you get them and theyre so fun and awesome and a really great person, but you know sooner or later you're going to have to leave them.

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

“nasa gone rogue” sounds like they’re stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally or something

but nope, “rogue” these days is a word that means “posting real climate change facts that your president doesn’t want you to know”

[existentiallyqueers-deactivated]

like if you support nasa posting real climate change facts that the orange dictator doesn’t want you to know. reblog if you support nasa stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally.

[sixpenceee]

This is a Martha Stewart Chocolate Stout Beer Cake. It looks so good. Instructions on how it was made can be found here. 

[reanimateobjects]

I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?

[sake-pls]

@reanimateobjects I’ve decided to line up with their writing and whatever they wrote appear to be…. phallic. I don’t how to break the news with you, but, I think that worm drew a penis on your hand…. Congratulation?

[reanimateobjects]

Ooh! Thank you for this valuable contribution to the field of worm linguistics and/or art. It is still unclear to me if it’s meant as a rude message to me, if it’s just putting its tag there, or something else. Further research is needed!

[anraich-deactivated20181203]

I think the idea of it being a penis is anthropomorphism. I mean, the worm doesn’t have a penis itself, nor proper eyes with which to see one. No, I’m afraid this is something far more interesting: a self-portrait. You have been touched by an aesthetic annelid, and now your life will never be the same.

[reanimateobjects]

Now I will forever try to communicate with all the worms I find, but I worry that I’ll never meet this one again.

[rollerskaq]

My name is Werm I liv in ground And thru the darck I skwirm around

The peepl tell me All the tym I’m farr too yuck With too much slym

But I think Werm Is gud to be. I find a styck

I draw a me

[sovietspacedogs]

So…um…are we gonna talk about how varying businesses like Dove, Lyft, Kenco, Pepsi, Starbucks, and others are co-opting activism solely as a means to get more profits?

Like…they’re using ethical consumption slacktivism as an oppurtunity for a greater consumer base to fill their pockets, not to create any meaningful or passionate change in the country, guys.

[iamatinyowl]

Dove putting trans women in commercials for women is fucking excellent. Showing trans women in a positive and sympathetic and realistic light matter. Representation matters. Humanizing the violently dehumanized matters. Supporting social movements for equality matters. Just because something makes money doesn’t mean it’s inherently bad…. id rather spend money with a company that supports minorities and activism than I would at a company that’s donated to Trump or Autism Speaks or something.

[theultimategoalworlddomination]

Yeah, Starbucks hires veterans and refugees!! The two near my home have at least one of each (that I know of) working there. I totally don't mind buying my coffee there, if it means they hire more veterans and refugees with my money.

[hymnsofheresy]

anyway feel free to use these verses against anti-immigration Christians:

“When the alien resides with you in your land, you shall not oppress the alien. The alien who resides with you shall be to you as the citizen among you; you shall love the alien as yourself, for you were aliens in the land of Egypt:  I am the Lord your God.” Leviticus 19:33-34

“For the Lord your God…loves the strangers, providing them food and clothing. You shall also love the stranger, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt.” Deuteronomy 10:18-19   

“Cursed be anyone who deprives the alien…of justice.” Deuteronomy 27:19 

“Do not oppress the widow or the fatherless, the foreigner or the poor. Do not plot evil against each other.” Zechariah 7:10

“Share with the Lord’s people who are in need. Practice hospitality.”  Romans 12:13 

“Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.” Matthew 25:41-43

have fun kids :)