Open your eyes

A Potato at rest tends to stay at rest unless acted upon by a big enough force... it's physics

[cute-catts]

[theabigailthorn]

wow this dude just stood in front of cats and pressed A huh

[bugwars]

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

[byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023]

mmmmmhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm....................

mmmhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........

[byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023]

mmmmmmmmmMWWWWEAAAAAH!

[horrificgoth]

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[residentevildash-moved]

To: [email protected] Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

[eidos-eidos16]

Yes

Sent from my Galaxy Dishwasher

[homosexualslug]

beautiful conversations happening on twitter

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

sound off everyone what’s the worst texture. just in anything. for me it’s ground beef not even a question

[deadali]

[maccaulfield]

[segamascott]

[autism-official]

I think I speak for a lot of people when I say this:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[saccharinescorpion]

KPop Demon Hunters is a pretty good movie with a pretty bad title lol. it's like naming your romance novel "Enemies To Lovers" or- (assistant runs onstage) what? (assistant starts whispering frantically in my ear) oh... oh.......

[saccharinescorpion]

[saccharinescorpion]

i should make a collection of these

[saccharinescorpion]

come on man

[lockandkeyhyena]

learning that ofc means ‘of fucking course’ is such bullshit. she’s ‘ofcourse’ to me

[theultimatepalmfrond]

Wait what ofc is of course!!! It’s not of fucking course!!! don’t tell me this. I use it so often 💀💀

[afoxnamedmulder]

rebecca black was SO right..... yesterday was thursday today it is friday... tomorrow is saturday and sunday comes afterwards...

[imawitchywitch]

Everyday I wake up and think about FDR’s second bill of rights

[vykodlak]

watching a national dog show vid. this beast has the saddest most glistening eyes I've ever seen

[vykodlak]

This is a gnome

[butchious]

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

[poison-doll]

i think they're called catholics