The Ultimate Protobot

REJOICE OR BE DESTROYED OBSOLETE Penguins, it is I, your true ruler! the Ultimate Protobot! Links for Mobile Ask box Asks: Open M!A: None

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" Hi Proto! :-)" Diane waddled up to Protobot, a stranger following her from a distance, unknown to her. " How are you-?" " Sø yøu actually have friends that aren't plants. What a surprise." The stranger spoke, causing Diane to shrink into her coat, afraid. " And it's søme weirdo tøø. Nø surprise."

“Weirdo? Excuse me. Who are you pathetic penguin? I am The Ultimate Protobot 10,000 now go away, your future ruler wants nothing to do with you.”(11/12)

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flowerpenguin:

Nora snapped. How dare he put his hands on him. He quickly grabbed Proto’s hair tightly and yanked on it hard. “ Very cløse huh…?” Diane panicked and pulled Nora back. “Nora stop that!” “ I SAID BE QUIET!” Nora let go of Proto and punched Diane. “ YØU THINK YOU’RE SOMETHING?! YOU’RE NOTHING.” Nora shouted at Diane, as she covered her eye and stayed silent when Nora stormed away.

Proto immediately shook at the hair pull and gripped his sleeve. He tried to move to help Diane but then paniced. Trying not to scream.

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" Hi Proto! :-)" Diane waddled up to Protobot, a stranger following her from a distance, unknown to her. " How are you-?" " Sø yøu actually have friends that aren't plants. What a surprise." The stranger spoke, causing Diane to shrink into her coat, afraid. " And it's søme weirdo tøø. Nø surprise."

“Weirdo? Excuse me. Who are you pathetic penguin? I am The Ultimate Protobot 10,000 now go away, your future ruler wants nothing to do with you.”(11/12)

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flowerpenguin:

“ Guess I’ll live førever then, because it will never happen.” Nora chuckled, easily taking his arm out from Proto’s grip. “ And this is MY half sister. I dø what I want-” Nora yanked at Diane’s hair, causing tears to prick at her eyes. “-And she wøn’t dø anything.”

Proto moved to shove Nora away. “I’m very close to ruling this island actually. So if I were you,” He said, taking another step. “I’d back off. Being related means nothing I’ve never listened to The Gadget Guy in my life.” He shoved Nora

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" Hi Proto! :-)" Diane waddled up to Protobot, a stranger following her from a distance, unknown to her. " How are you-?" " Sø yøu actually have friends that aren't plants. What a surprise." The stranger spoke, causing Diane to shrink into her coat, afraid. " And it's søme weirdo tøø. Nø surprise."

“Weirdo? Excuse me. Who are you pathetic penguin? I am The Ultimate Protobot 10,000 now go away, your future ruler wants nothing to do with you.”(11/12)

[flowerpenguin]

The stranger held back the urge to laugh. “Future ruler? What a jøke!Well then ‘The Ultimate Prøtøbøt 10,000,’ I’m Nøra. I’ve heard øf yøu beføre. Why is the 'big mighty røbøt’ a 'tiny pathetic penguin?’” Diane quietly spoke up. “Nora, leave him alone…” Nora hit her head, causing her to whimper. “ Shut up, I’m nøt talking tø yøu.” Diane rubbed her head where Nora hit her.

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Proto looked worried for a moment until he hit DIane, at which point he went to grab his arm. “Thanks to some anons, I’m stuck in a less than favorable body. And, I’ve never heard of you, I’m sure once I rule this island I’ll have you killed at random I’m certain. Now get away from me and Diane.” Proto grinned.

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" Hi Proto! :-)" Diane waddled up to Protobot, a stranger following her from a distance, unknown to her. " How are you-?" " Sø yøu actually have friends that aren't plants. What a surprise." The stranger spoke, causing Diane to shrink into her coat, afraid. " And it's søme weirdo tøø. Nø surprise."

“Weirdo? Excuse me. Who are you pathetic penguin? I am The Ultimate Protobot 10,000 now go away, your future ruler wants nothing to do with you.”(11/12)

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My cute head canon is that he actually learned to make flower crowns with Diane lol

“Just about.. it’s a little messy but I managed to make some”(10-12)

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You're such a cutie! * ruffles his hair*

He laughs! “Thank you”(9-12)

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Sing whatever you like

The boy began singing, a little nervously, and quiet, but eventually looked like he was enjoying himself.(I don’t remember what ask we’re on so I’m gonna say 8/12)

[startshxtwithme]

What is the cutest headcanon you have for my muse?

[thislovelylady]

Accuse my Muse of a crime. They can only respond with either Guilty or Not Guilty.

[rpmusings-galore]

                                                                     It  feels  good 

                                     ( Is that reason enough for you? )

[memesgaloor]

ask my character about anyone in their life!

playable characters, npcs, anything! ask about relationships, current ones, failed ones, poke and prod them for answers about people that mean a lot to them!

[rpmusings-galore]

                     ♫  “ Please don’t take my sunshine away… “  ♫

                                 SUNSHINE? 

                          Oh, darling, you aren’t my sunshine.                                       You are a THUNDERSTORM.  Fierce. Intense. Powerful.     D A N G E R O U S. 

                                     And I wouldn’t want you any other way. 

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I'm the anon that caused the MA. I'm gonna shorten it to 12 asks because this is gonna take a while.

((This doesn’t count as one, I didn’t mind the length dw, but I’ll shorten it to 12))

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Just sing

He looked a little nervous“O-okay”He looked at the anon.“What do you want me to sing?”9/20

[rpmemes-galore]

history of the entire world, i guess   pt. 2 {Sentence Starters} 

“Ok, fair enough.”

“Wow, that worked?”

“Wow, that guy’s rich.”

“Wanna print a brain?”

“Here’s 95 reasons why!”

“That’s just where he lives.”

“Christianize all the kingdoms!”

“No, but at least there’s beaver.”

“Technology is about to go crazy.”

“Look at this chad! It means lake!”

“Yes, I do actually want to do that.”

“We gotta start pillaging some stuff.”

“Why didn’t we think of this before?”

“By the way, where the hell are we?”

“Nah, don’t worry. We already got this.”

“Surprise! Flying robots… with bombs!”

“Now you can buy your way out of hell.”

“You could make a religio — ! No don’t.”

“Let’s get in the car and drive to a party!”

“That’s bullshit. This whole thing is bullshit.” 

“Well, I guess we’ll have to find another way.”

“Wait, no, that would be the end of the world…”

“Well, blame something on them and go to war!”

“Wanna get enlightened in the middle of nowhere?”

“Let’s overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off!”

“So, you think you can conquer the Byzantine Empire?”

“Which one is good and which one is an evil virus of Satan?”

“’Wait!’, said Christopher Columbus, probably smoking crack.”

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history of the entire world, i guess   pt. 1 {Sentence Starters}

“Taste the sun!”

“Wow, that’s big.”

“Let’s do it together!”

“Look at those breasts.”

“New shit just got made!”

“That’s a human person.”

“The sun is a deadly lazer…”

“Like I said, it didn’t happen.”

“It’s sad. I’m sad. I miss you.”

“Brand new, way crazier shit!”

“Wow, that’s animals and stuff!”

“Fuck it, time to plant some grass.”

“Aw, fuck, now everything’s dead…”

“He was great. And now he’s dead.”

“Look at this, I control the food, now.”

“Hell yeah, now we’ve got business!”

“You could make a religion out of this.”

“And there’s no food yet, so I don’t care.”

“Coming soon to a dank river valley near you!”

“I don’t know. My dealer won’t tell me where he gets it.”

“Tired of using lame, sad metal? Introducing BRONZE!”

“Hi, you’re on a rock floating in space! Pretty cool, huh?”

“Nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right?”

“I can’t even get from here to there without buying a boat!”

“Holy shit, we just got hit with another ball of flaming rocks!”

“Yeah, it broke apart. Don’t worry about that, does it all the time.”

“Forget this, I wanna be something! Go somewhere, do something!”

“Will you get the hell out of here if I give you 500 elephants? Ok, thanks, bye.”

“You could make a religion out of this… and maybe conquer the world, as well.”

[ask-djkdance]

A lost looking penguin walks into the Dance Club. The noise seems to make him shrink back a little, as if he's never been in here before.

Cadence who was DJING at the time noticed this. She stop djing letting the song play normally as she waddle over to the other penguin. “Hello?” she asked, looking at how it reacted thinking it was a new to town penguin, “I’m Cadence also know as DJ KDance, and this is my night club, seems u just walked into it during a party rofl!” even so it didn’t seem like there was many penguins, “… They’re normally bigger than this sure but lol still a party! Kind of good you didn’t step into a big one” she said as always going off topic and more likely freaking out the other, “Oh right! What’s your name?” she asked getting back on topic. “and are you enjoying club penguin so far?”

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ask-djkdance:

She laughed thinking he much have confused his words, “that’s because ur in the night club silly, the loudest most ice and jam filled place in all of club penguin rofl!”

At the very least the night club looked familiar to Proto, as did the speakers lying around. “I thought being loud was a bad thing?” At least, that was the gist of what he learnt from the Polar Bear. The noises seemed painful, but everyone else seemed unfazed.