The Unicorn Vengeance

[t4yce]

SUZIE TOOT • rupaul’s drag race 17.06 sea creature couture runway ↳ for anon

[blackirishweab]

At this point it’s almost every time I open the app that I see someone revolutionizing a hobby I didn’t know needed it.

[kleinergeist]

Just realised that "-ass", when used as a suffix, has the same meaning as "-esque". Gonna start using them interchangeably. Kafka-ass dystopia

[t4yce]

ARRIETTY • rupaul’s drag race 17.06 sea creature couture runway ↳ for anon

[saywhat-politics]

Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

[queerculus]

Trump removed bird safety regulations in his first term and now bird flu is killing so many laying hens that eggs are $5 a carton

Trump removed food safety standards his first term and now we have recalls every few weeks

Trump cut the subsidies for the solar farms under construction so now electricity costs more

Trump disbanded the pandemic response team and we now we have bird flu and tuberculosis outbreaks

[nirka7]

[sashayed]

FYI none of the 22-year-old groypers currently setting policy think Americans give a fuck about anything (archive.ph link from the NYT) and when it turns out we do they freak out and reverse course. so Just Complaining is, actually, a meaningful action item. Here's one script specific to USAID.

[boyagertwo]

doechii in custom thom browne for the 2025 grammys

[charlesoberonn]

Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

[charlesoberonn]

It's like if Smash Mouth and Fall Out Boy were one band.

[zennistrad]

The Offspring are honestly a contender for the funniest punk band ever, made even funnier by the fact that Dexter Holland is pushing 60 now and has a PhD in virology.

[zennistrad]

Like imagine being on an academic committee and reviewing a dissertation on HIV protein-encoding genomes and it's from a guy with frosted tips whose greatest legacy is the Crazy Taxi soundtrack.

That's the Offspring.

[witdiseased]

The hook from "Come Out And Play" was created because Dexter Holland was doing lab work and did, in fact, have to keep certain petri dishes separated while disinfecting them. So he kept saying "gotta keep 'em separated" to himself while working, and it stuck in his head so badly that it made it into the song.

[skeleton-richard]

[girlmostlikely]

Literally

[cedar-phoenix]

best addition

[feluka]

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

[blackbackedjackal]

An aquarium in Japan was closed for renovations, and their resident sunfish got depressed not seeing visitors. So the staff put some uniforms with printed faces against the tank, and it immediately recovered.

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

[sunflowermp4]

ITS DOECHII BITCH MISS D-O-E DON DADA BITCH YOU NOTICE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mitskimuser]

watching this tiny desk once a week is the only thing that’s kept me sane

like it genuinely altered my brain chemistry

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

the look of absolute dread on that ticker seller's face

[old-manrupee]

Oh you can tell they're getting flashbacks of when 101 Dalmatians was playing

[unpeeled-human]

i literally dont care what your excuse for using AI is. if you didnt put your own effort into making it im not putting my own effort into interacting with it.

[unpeeled-human]

"buhbub uhbubuh its just a tool!!" yeah youd know about being a tool wouldnt you

[baldgonia]

ive been watching twin peaks for the first time