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So in my 5e dnd game we have a system where if people want to craft or draw something they have to roll 3d20 and that's how many seconds you have to draw it, and based on how much time they had and their normal artistic ability, we as a group then rate how well it went.

This is both the best and most cursed homebrew system I as a dm have ever implemented, and I just wanted to share our ranger's wonderful depiction of a nullifier she presented to an arch druid to try and explain to him what exactly it looked like (for reference, she had 41 seconds which is the longest anyone has had and we were fucking screeching when she showed us). I just...

I love my players so much ❤

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why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn't look like any spider i've ever seen in my entire life what the fuck

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are you sure it's a spider?

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yes i am it looks like this

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oh that's a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren't poisonous.

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why is it in my room

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and why do you know what it tastes like

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@sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like

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nom nom.

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what

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yummy yummy in my tummy tummy

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when and why did you eat a wolf spider

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band camp, 2019. there was an infestation. i started eating them to get rid of them. i have since eaten cockroaches, crickets, grasshoppers, and those little green grass spiders.

the greenies taste like vegetarian sausage.

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why was your solution to eat them

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i mean, no one else was gonna.

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@vague-magnus-archives on SEVERAL levels

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Yall just gonna ignore this mans saying he eats cockroaches. Fufk spiders, they lowkey look appetizing. BUT COCKROACHES?! WHO TF JUST GOES I WANNA EAT A FUCKIN ROACH

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it ain't that bad.

also, i'm not a guy. :)

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Yes tf it is.

Sorry for misgendering you, what's your pronouns?

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it/it's! and, honestly... at this point... and hey, you never know until you try!!

Ok, so basically yesterday I had a stress dream and I met what our discord has dubbed 'the hand man'. My sister have fortunately drawn some rough sketches based on my description and I just...