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tbh a lot of my advice boils down to âhey you know that terrible horrible looming thing youâre doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your lifeâ
âjust, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.â
i needed this as a background
Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century
from The Hunt Museum, Limerick
i was compelled
I was also compelled
Diary of a Redwall Mouse
July 22nd: breakfasted on a lovely array of fresh strawberries and goatâs cheese with honey, oat cakes and barley porridge. For luncheon we feasted on a catch of smoked trout, vegetable stew, and of course a couple of flagons of October Ale
July 23rd: countless deaths
This paints such a beautiful picture
"You're not part of the itinerary, Jonathan."
This is a long post but I stumbled upon it about 3 years ago and Iâve never forgotten it. I needed to reblog it because itâs one of the most beautiful things Iâve seen on this website.
This is what the Hero of Time deserves. He sacrificed so much to save Hyrule and Termina, and got so little in return. Iâm gonna be honest, I cried just a bit near the end.
I had THE most impeccable dream last night.
jokes to make after failure that arenât self-deprecating:
Iâm the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No oneâs ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
Iâm an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to godâs favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
Iâm being sabotaged
American Flamingo (Juvenile)
knowledge long forgotten
got really into reading item descriptions on this playthrough. anyway did you know the silent princess is one of the only raw materials with a cooking effect to not explicitly list that effect in its description
From Sherwood Ren Faire, at the Sky Kings Falconry show - a Eurasian Eagle Owl! One of the largest Owl species in the world, this guy was very talkative and very charming!
Sherwood is my favorite fair hands down. I've seen the Sky Kings show many times and it always delights. If I recall, that's Romeo and he is incredibly sassy and will not fly back into the mews until the incentive (ye olde mouse bits) meets his standards. 10/10 would recommend.
I'm fucking dying at this page someone shared on Bluesky.
Behold, the Embroidery Trouble Shooting Guide that forgot to close its <h3> tags.
my fav trope is like, nonhuman characters not understanding human needs/customs but still being super supportive of their human companion
âlook what I found while exploring this planetâs surface!â âkilrak please Iâm trying to sleepâ âah yes your human circadian rhythm. *stage whispering* I am supposed to be quiet during this time in your rhythm, yes?â
âthe book I purchased on ragnok V says humans require physical touch when upset. therefore, I shall engage in a âhugâ with you.â *supremely awkward five-armed hug ensues*
*human sneezes* âOH MY GOD SIL'EEN GET THE MEDIC OUR HUMAN IS DYINGâ
âthis pamphlet I received recently says that humans require companions and packmates in the form of small earth creatures. you should have told me this before we departed earth, but it is no worry. we will have to stop at the next trade planet to get you one of these âcatsâ or âdogsâ.â
imagine the aliens really purchasing a kitten for one of their rough and world-weary scifi badass human companions and watching in helpless wonderment what ensuesÂ
âsheâs been cuddling that small animal for the past fifteen minutes just going âkitty, kittyâ. did we - did we break our human?â
a more seasoned alien puts one of their tentacles around the younger one as the rest of the team gathers to watch their human make kissy noises.Â
âno, kilrak,â the alien says. âwe did good.âÂ
âHuman-Steve! I have heard that today is the anniversary of your hatching! According to my human culture pamphlet, it is customary to set a sugary pastry on fire while chanting your speciesâ growth incantation and presenting sacrifices wrapped in shiny paper. I am afraid to ask, in case this ritual is sacred and this request therefor insensitive⌠but may I be allowed to participate? It sounds much more fascinating than molting.â
âHuman Steve, I have read about your ritual dance called âThe Hokey Pokey,â performed mostly at mate-bonding celebrations after the guests reach an elevated level of intoxication. But Human Steve, how do I know WHICH left foot to put in, put out, and shake all about? I do not⌠Human Steve, why are you laughing?â
âHuman-Steve, you are⌠you are eating, but it is not one of your ritual fueling times. Are you dying? Is everything alright? Have you not been receiving enough sustenance? Do I need to get you better things to eat? Human-Steve, why are you trying to hide that food?â
âHuman-Steve, my research has informed me of a grave oversight in your care that I, as your companion, have made! Thus, I have gathered collections of fictional human literature to read aloud at the time of your bed. Which is more to your liking: âThe Care and Keeping of Cactiâ or â1001 Crossword Puzzles?â Human-Steve? Human-Steve, I am serious.â
One of the things I love the most about this post is how âHuman-Steveâ makes me think that there is also an alien called Steve in the squad, and I just imagine the first meeting and introduction where there is the human guy introducing himself as Steve and then there is this huge blue guy with like 5 legs and bug eyes and apparently Steve is like a completely regular name on his planet too in some intergalactical coincidence
that was off topic sorry.
that was the best possible tangent, thank you for this addition
This paints such a beautiful picture
Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry