A MESS

25, it's she, an existential crisis in human form

[toskarin]

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

[throathole]

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

[throathole]

Destruction. Annihilation, even

[sandmandaddy69]

[cryptvokeeper]

[introvertsnation]

@introvertsnation

[jessaerys]

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

[dogpuppy]

[longnuts]

[longnuts]

[dogpuppy]

I’m having a stroke

[longnuts]

[notahorseindisguise]

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

[notahorseindisguise]

yeah flaying alive this is about flaying alive....

[dismalzelenka]

ah (ah ah ah) flayin alive flayin alive

[sweatermuppet]

this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability

[studyblr]

this difficulty will soon be proof of capability.

[evilnicegirl]

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

[grawly]

youtube poop video essay. but not like a video essay about youtube poop. a video that has the length and structure of a video essay but its just a youtube poop and complete nonsense.

[kosmogrl]

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

[beemovieerotica]

[earhartsease]

cats have a long history of freaking out at invisible objects so this is normal

[mrsterlingeverything]

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

[kosmogrl]

I will get there

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[hellsite-yano]

this is literally what it's like

[thequeervampiric]

love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of