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GOT A JUMP SCARE?
it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article
still just as good as i remember it
The link is broken nooooo
burning of the fucking library of alexandria right here. anyway everyone say thank you wayback machine
Happy ten years of Caity weavers infinite mozzarella sticks article
Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus
They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her
I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.
Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.
Odysseus: Regret it why?
Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.
Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in.
*A couple of months later*
Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit.
Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure.
Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.
Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.
Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.
the original? on my dash?
I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on
this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??
Quick someone reply with the gif™️
Always reblog this if you are cool
Gotham's Favourite Girl! ˚⟡˖ ࣪
My Batsis!Reader headcanons! Inspired by @/navyhaze !! I figured I should do a post about my batsis!! This is so self induglent but wtv!!
Batsis!Reader who is older than Tim but younger than Jason
Batsis!Reader who is SO close with Damian that people think you two are twins. He follows you around like an angry cat, but God forbid anyone else speak to you with even a hint of disrespect.
Batsis!Reader who got a Urus as her first car
Batsis!Reader who is Uncle Ollie’s favourite niece. He spoils you like he’s trying to win a custody battle that isn’t happening.
Batsis!Reader who calls Aunt Lois “mama” sometimes, and Clark literally MELTS every time. Man goes soft like fresh bread. Doesn't make it better that a rose was gifted by Jon on Valentine's Day
Batsis!Reader who has a room so big everyone hangs out in it by default.
Dick: “Where we meeting?” Jason: “Y/N’s room.” Tim: “Obviously.”
Even Damian does his homework on your couch.
Batsis!Reader who has a Hollywood-style vanity, over 200 shoes, racks of handbags, walls of makeup, AND STILL says “I have nothing to wear.”
Batsis!Reader who roasts Bruce without hesitation.
“You getting another kid, daddy?” “Sweetheart—” “What’re you naming this one? Dumb Fuck? Daddy Stupid?—OH LEMME GUESS 'Who's my mommy?'” Cue your family wheezing
Batsis!Reader who has the BEST father–daughter bond with Bruce. He calls you “princess,” “sweetheart,” “little bat,” and hugs you every chance he gets. You two literally cook together every Christmas like a Hallmark movie family, think Stormi and Kylie.
Batsis!Reader who calls Garfield "Shrek"
Batsis!Reader who is a lethal flirt by accident. You bat your eyelashes at Kyle Rayner ONCE and he tripped over a chair.
Batsis!Reader who is treated like royalty by Alfred because he loves all the kids, but you are Alfred’s “little star.”
Batsis!Reader who is nonchalant and mysterious around other people, but a dumbass around her friends and family
A/N: got yo ass
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The expansions that keep happening on Solstheim are funny to me because it's like
The main quest and usually the first expansion or so are some world changing super plot to prevent the seasonal flavor of apocalypse from happening. Usually there's gods involved, some realm or whatever gets totaled. Lorkhan is there.
But then there's Solstheim. This ass tiny little backwater smudge in the northern end of who-gives-a-shit. It's got less appeal and population than a town in Nebraska. There's ten people on the island total and they live in three houses and sleep on mattresses stuffed with snow.
And yet each time some nigh-incomprehensible demon god ascends from the yawning abyss, takes a look at all the world shaping events going on, and instead points to the tiny place that isn't even big enough to be a hamlet and it's more a single-strip-of-burnt-baconlet and goes "Yeah. I'm gonna fuck with these guys in particular".
I'm reminded of all the folklore, legends and contemporary fiction that feature absolutely horrifying, mind-bending terrors that take place in the tiniest most backwater towns imaginable.
Tiny towns with like half a dozen permanent residents, and they're always being bothered by alien invaders or hellish horrors from beyond.
So anyway, yeah, it tracks. Solstheim is the sleepy old fishing village, the tiny farm town bordering the ancient forest, the roadside motel along the otherwise barren desert highway.
All that talk about eldritch outer gods and embodiments of hell masquerading as western judges somehow being the ultimate evils always rang hollow for me because they're out here in Bumfuck, Nebraska convincing a whole two cattle poachers to eat one another or having sex with a bunch of fishermen who haven't even discovered fire. It just came off as pathetic.
It feels to me like they tried to do it in Boston and just got called a horsefucker by a five year old and ran off crying to do what's simple. Hard to respect an immortal abomination that's only taking the easy route.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
And notice the potato doesn’t guilt you with “if you don’t, something horrible will happen.” Potato wouldn’t betray you like that, because potato is a refined person of good humor and character, and understands that, sometimes, a visit to your dashboard just isn’t convenient right now. Sometimes you just went on a fandom gif reblogging spree or your energy is low, you do not have the time to make your dashboard suitable to guests, and a polite visit just isn’t in the cards. Potato understands this, and doesn’t get upset, or gods forbid, throws a tantrum and wishes ill on your household. Instead, Potato merely stores away their blessings for a later visit and leaves as a good friend should.
Be like Potato. Be a good friend.
i know what i want, potato, come through for me!
My latest comic for The Nib was written by my friend Mike Thompson- it’s his first published comics work!
The Nib has been a steady source of income and a huge support to me and many other indie cartoonists for years. They publish amazing work, but will be cut loose by their financial backer in July. You can read the official post about it from editor Matt Bors here. They are still running their kickstarter-funded print magazine, but have to put digital publishing on hiatus until they figure out their next steps. If you’ve been thinking about supporting their membership program, now would be a good time. They have levels from $2 to $40 per month. I really don’t want this to be my last Nib piece!
instagram / patreon / portfolio / the nib / etsy
you know what, THIS is how you address historical queer folks of all stripes in a respectful way. you refer to them the way they chose to be referred to, and you say “it’s impossible to know how they would’ve identified in today’s society, but they’re part of our history regardless”.
Hello?
Her nips were frightened away
it's not that PKD was sexless or a virgin or whatever it's that he was simply the most divorced man of all time
Furthermore we have to recall that on top of being the most divorced man to ever live he was writing all this absolutely thwacked on speed
oh okay, yeah
the speed enabled him to marry and divorce faster
he kind of revolutionized the strats in overall Divorce meta
Me on my free time:
QUALITY LITERATURE :D
FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.
If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.
Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.
Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.
OCTOBER 4, 2023
TURN OFF YOUR OTHER PHONE AND DO NOT TURN IT ON AGAIN UNTIL YOU ARE ALONE AND SAFE BECAUSE THE ALARM WILL COME THROUGH AS SOON AS THAT PHONE IS POWERED ON.
AGAIN I REPEAT:
OCTOBER 4, 2023
THE ALARM WILL COME THROUGH AS SOON AS THAT PHONE IS POWERED BACK ON.
SO ONLY POWER IT BACK ON WHEN IT IS SAFE TO DO SO.
OCTOBER 4, 2023
If this doesn't make sense, then good news it's not for or about you but still reblog it because you never know who may need to know this.
Reblog and add more tags.
does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???
ok so tim misny is a personal injury lawyer here in ohio.
that’s him. you do not have to remember his face from this image because you’re gonna see it a lot in this post. so mainly i think we all kinda honed in on tim misny because of his slogan
he’s gonna make them pay. he’s gonna get you that money but also it’s a little threatening like he’s gonna fully fuck his legal opponent’s shit up. this sprung tons of local memes. then there were the billboards which were normal at first.
but here’s the thing; we already know what misny does. he makes them pay. so it turns into just saying “you know what i do” which is funny enough if you don’t at all have the context.
but this is not where the absurdity caps out, my friends. no. this is what it has evolved to and they. are. everywhere.
that’s right. no text. just the judging eyes of tim misny, glaring through our skin and into our souls. there is no god. there is no devil. there is just tim misny and he’s gonna make them pay.
@stvksn on ig
i hope your god has asked you for mercy and i hope you've refused to forgive him
is so insanely powerful. that's gonna be seared in my brain for a long time. fuck.
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Sounds legit
[ID: A screenshot of text in a TikTok. It reads:
Cousins, if someone ever edits your photo with AI or Photoshop to create a nude photo, then you go to www.stopncii.org/ and submit the original photo and the edited photo, then they will remove the edited photo from all the places on the internet. You don’t need to talk directly to anyone for this and your identity will remain confidential. /end ID]
as a lot of you know, limbus company recently fired its CG illustrator for being a feminist, at 11 pm, via phone call, after a bunch of misogynists walked into the office earlier that day and demanded she be fired. on top of this, as per korean fans, her firing went against labor laws---in korea, you must have your dismissal in writing.
the korean fandom on twitter is, understandably, going scorched earth on project moon due to this. there's a lot currently going on to protest the decision, so i'm posting a list here of what's going on for those who want to limit their time on elon musk's $44 billion midlife crisis impulse purchase website (if you are on twitter, domuk is a good person to follow, as they translate important updates to english). a lot of the links are in korean, but generally they play nicely with machine translators. this should be current as of 8/2.
Statements condemning the decision have been issued by The Gyeonggi Youth Union and IT Union.
A press conference at the Gyeonggido Assembly will occur on 8/3, with lawmakers of the Gyeonggi province (where Project Moon is based) in attendance. This appears driven by the leader of the Gyeonggi Youth Union.
The vice chairman of the IT union--who has a good amount of experience with labor negotiations like these--has expressed strong support for the artist and is working to get media coverage due to the ongoing feminist witch hunts in the gaming industry. Project Moon isn't union to my knowledge, but he's noted that he's taken on nonunion companies such as Netmarble (largest mobile game dev in South Korea) by getting the issue in front of the National Assembly (Korea's congress).
Articles on the incident published in The Daily Labor News, Korean Daily, multiple articles on Hankyoreh (one of which made it to the print edition), and other news outlets.
Segments about the termination on the MBN 7 o' clock news and MBC's morning news
Comments by Youth Union leaders about looking into a loan made to Project Moon via Devsisters Ventures, a venture capital firm. Tax money from Gyeonggi province was invested in Devsisters in 2017, and in 2021, Devsisters gave money to Project Moon. The Gyeonggi Youth Union is asking why hard-earned tax money was indirectly given to a company who violates ESG (environmental, social and governance) principles.
Almost nonstop signage truck protests outside Project Moon's physical office during business hours until 8/22 or the company makes a statement. This occurs alongside a coordinated hashtag campaign to get the issue trending on Twitter in Korea. The signage campaign was crowd-funded in about 3 hours.
A full boycott of the Limbus Company app, on both mobile and PC (steam) platforms. Overseas fans are highly encouraged to participate, regardless if whether they're F2P or not. Not opening the app at all is arguably the biggest thing any one person can do to protest the decision, as the app logs the number of accounts that log on daily. For a new gacha such as Limbus, a high number of F2P daily active users, but a small number of paying users is often preferable to having a smaller userbase but more paying users. If the company sees the number of daily users remain stable, they will likely decide to wait out any backlash rather than apologize.
Digging up verified reviews from previous employees regarding the company's poor management practices
Due to the firing, the Leviathan artist has posted about poor working conditions when making the story. As per a bilingual speaker, they were working on a storyboard revision, and thought 'if I ran into the street right now and got hit by a car and died, I wouldn't have to keep working.' They contacted Project Moon because they didn't want their work to be like that, and proposed changes to serialization/reduction in amount of work per picture/to build up a buffer of finished images (they did not have any buffer while working on Leviathan to my knowledge). They were shut out, and had to suck it up and accept the situation.
Hamhampangpang has a 'shrine' section of the restaurant for fans to leave fan-created merch and other items. They also allow the fans to take this merch back if they can prove it's theirs. Fans are now doing just that.
To boost all of the above, a large number of Korean fanartists with thousands of followers have deleted their works and/or converted their accounts from fanart accounts to accounts supporting the protests. Many of them are bilingual, and they're where I got the majority of this information.
[note 1: there's a targeted english-language disinformation campaign by the website that started the hate mob. i have read the artist's tweets with machine translation, and they're talked about in the second hankyoreh article linked above: nowhere does she express any transphobic or similarly awful beliefs. likewise, be wary of any claims that she supported anything whose description makes you raise eyebrows--those claims are likely in reference to megalia, a korean feminist movement. for information on that, i'd recommend the NPR/BBC articles below and this google drive link of english-language scholarly papers on them. for the love of god don't get your information about a feminist movement from guys going on witch hunts for feminists.]
[note 2: i've seen a couple people argue that the firing was for the physical safety of the employees, citing the kyoani incident in japan. as per this korean fan, most fans there strongly do not believe this was the case. we have english-translated transcripts of the meeting between the mob and project moon; the threats the mob was making were to......brand project moon as a feminist company online. yes, really. male korean gamers aren't normal about feminism, and there's been an ongoing witch hunt for feminists in the industry since about 2016, something you see noted in both the labor union statements. both NPR and the BBC this phenomenon to gamergate, and i'd say it's a pretty apt comparison.]
let me know if anything needs correction or if anything should be added.
On the topic of English people being shitheads towards Welsh people - This fucking dude today on AITA
Yeah pretty sure we're all hoping for a divorce on this one lol
how did this fucker say it's "not as bad as it sounds" and then somehow end up being even worse than it sounds by the fourth sentence
Further updates, I couldn't resist looking this one up.
Character development.