Oh My Goodness Gracious! I’ve Been Bamboozled

kb - 29 - Aus - (previously scarfy36) - “you're too predictable, kb. frank turner this, green lantern corps that”-@cylonbarnes

[romint-drake]

How it started

How it's going

[rozrozhollander]

But you know me. I'm lazy, so... I don't know that side of you at all.

[firstprinced]

#he wants to bite shane SO BAD

[facingthenorthwind]

Heated Rivalry doesn't take place in the NHL and there are differences

Elitists who think you need to know heaps about hockey are wrong! We don't see any changes to the rulebook, afaik, but we DO know the CBA is different. Article 16.9, which says that only ELCs have to share rooms, isn't in the MLH's CBA, because Shane continues sharing with Hayden even after he's spent his first three years in the league.

If Article 16.9 is different, what else could be different? Are there changes to the rulebook? We don't know, and that means it's free real estate! I personally think the MLH has jailbreak goals, because I love the whimsy of it. I also think the worst team in the league should get a wooden spoon because that's hilarious. It should be a physical spoon. (Both of these in borrowing from other leagues/sports.)

End elitism! If the rules are different, maybe we have a more sensible playoff format and Boston and Montreal CAN face each other in the finals! If the Western Conference is a pillow fight it doesn't belong in the playoffs anyway, get good lmao. I say go full anarchy and have the playoffs determined by league standings, not division/conference standings.

Anyway all HR writers should write the hockey they want for the plot. I love you, go forth and make the shampoo at the rink cheap if you want (Article 34 of the 2012 CBA says it has to be "professional quality" and the towels have to be "high quality"). Structure the playoffs however you want. Do you want to get rid of the rule about checks to the head for drama reasons? Go forth and have your characters relive 2010, the year they had so many awful checks to the head that they brought in rule 48 the next year! The league is your oyster.

[shrockeyy]

do you guys remember having hopes and dreams

[shrockeyy]

ok idk why this is breaking containment but to be clear this post is about Game 3 of the 2026 Stanley Cup Western Conference Finals where the Colorado Avalanche were up 3-0 against the Vegas Golden Knights after the first period and then managed to lose the game 3-5. I do see how it could be interpreted as being about the general disillusionment of adulthood but I was actually talking about ice hockey

[lucylehane]

Heated Rivalry, p. 75

[hearteyesilya]

victoire pool party! [from players' instagram stories]

[daily-dropout-screenshots]

out here rolling for the Most Important Story Reasons

[patronsaint-ofmystery]

going through the game changer tag and i keep getting jumpscared by game changers (peep the s) by rachel reid. jumpscared in the sense of running into your friend from class at the mall. au where scott hunter was the one lou picked up off the street instead of phil i guess

[perotovar]

shane hollander appreciation week: day four favorite trait: subverting expectations ♥

HEATED RIVALRY (2025-) dir. Jacob Tierney

[natequarter]

the thing about torchwood is that for about 2-3 episodes in the second series it was like what if you were a kind of shitty guy and you acted like you didn't care about anyone and just used them for sex and then you died, like died died and suddenly you lost the only things you used to enjoy, food and drink and sex, and now you're a broken shell of a human being wandering the earth with nothing left to numb the pain and you're so used to embodying the asshole that you lash out even at the one person who loves you unconditionally and all the while you're rotting?

anyway back to our regularly scheduled cardiff

[zac-oyama]

I want you to tell me how many events prompted by a lone flyer responded to in college.

Dimension 20: City Council of Darkness | Episode 4 "The Silo, the Specter, and the Student Body"

[catasters]

[zac-oyama]

Dimension 20: City Council of Darkness | Episode 4 "The Silo, the Specter, and the Student Body"

[drawballa]

Sleepy boys 💤

[beauvilliers]

Kris Knoblauch & Scott Oake Pregame Interview Bloopers

Stanley Cup Playoffs 2026: Round 1, Game 6 Edmonton Oilers @ Anaheim Ducks | April 30, 2026

[waspsinyouryard]

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now