Oh My Goodness Gracious! I’ve Been Bamboozled

kb - 29 - Aus - (previously scarfy36) - “you're too predictable, kb. frank turner this, green lantern corps that”-@cylonbarnes

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

[shilyas]

06.15 🏒 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ILYA ROZANOV! 💛 — ilya + the alphabet

[lavenderprose]

My absolute gospel truth and I'm sorry this is so sappy but--where I'm living, Ilya fully changes his name to Hollander when they get married, like just fully legally changes it. And despite the fact that he continues to use Rozanov professionally ("Just like J. Lo," Ilya says.) everyone who knows them personally obviously knows what Ilya's legal name is and also assume it's a way to kind of stick it to his shitheel father. To this end, and kind of as a joke at first, people start referring to their two-person unit as The Hollanders ("Okay, the Hollanders are in room 508" etc.) but it becomes steadily less and less a joke when neither Shane or Ilya really seems to think of it as one. Ilya especially seems to genuinely love it. He'll say shit like "Oh yes the Hollanders will be there" when asked if they're coming to a barbecue like they live in a postcard. He LOVES to give his name as Ilya Hollander and he LOVES to book reservations under 'Misters Hollander' and he LOVES to say the words 'Shane and Ilya Hollander' out loud with his mouth. I also think that for their last game together in the league Ilya and Shane wear jerseys that say S. Hollander 24 and I. Hollander 81 and it's like. An end of an era type thing. And they frame the jerseys.

[haarute]

pov you are sent to hell

[wizard-loving-wizard]

my mvp of the episode 💖💖

[lucylehane]

Heated Rivalry / faceless Season 1 • 2025

[bikananjarrus]

love everyone contributing to the absolute hoard of dice for emily to roll

+ bonus: some delighted emily faces

[andrew-garfielld]

Kara Zor-El/Supergirl and Krypto in SUPERGIRL (2026) Official trailer | dir. Craig Gillespie

[important-animal-images]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

[mikkeneko]

[spicymancer]

Dungeon Mastery

[sonseulsoleil]

[eugeniedanglars]

haven’t watched this show or read the books but i can’t stop thinking about how much fun tumblr in the heated rivalry universe would be on the day the main characters’ relationship finally goes public

[eugeniedanglars]

heated rivalry universe dashboard simulator circa 20XX

🏒thatraiderlife Follow

as a gay person i am so impressed with ilya rozanov and shane hollander's bravery in coming out at the peak of their careers (while captaining two of the best teams in the league!) and think this has the potential to have an incredibly positive impact on the state of homophobia in men's professional sports and sports fan culture, as well as the mental health of gay players at every level. however as a boston fan who is still bitter about ilya transferring i hope jakey dies

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🦈 alldayidreamaboutsjsharks Follow

ANOTHER WIN FOR MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE RPF

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👩🏻‍⚕️ cristinayangsdefenseattorney Follow

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#okay obviously this is soooo selfish and i swear i'm happy for those hockey guys and all #but my favorite ever ao3 author got really into hockey rpf a while ago #and now i'm worried this is just gonna inspire them even more #and they're never gonna get back to the grey's anatomy multichapter wip i followed them for :( #i know fic authors don't owe updates but like. ugh. whatever #do not rb

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👑 prince-rozanov Follow

SINCE 2008?!

😇 angelofthe-lord Follow

me when i remember how long it's been since castiel debuted on supernatural

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🎿 sidneycrosbysyellowcrocs Follow

i get that everyone's having fun and all but they're not even the first openly gay professional hockey players on their respective teams. like maybe calm down a little

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👑 prince-rozanov Follow

not gonna name names but wow some people really want to minimize the bravery it takes for two queer men to be open about their relationship in a professional athletic environment just bc said queer men don't play for their preferred hockey team lmao

#your homophobia is showing babe!

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👨🏾‍❤️‍👨🏼 harry-and-barry Follow  

so you're telling me those two hockey players who people shipped for a literal decade just admitted they're a couple for real?

🎮 hideokojimafeetpics Follow

op is a harry styles x barack obama shipper btw. like they're saying this gives them hope harry styles and barack obama are going to admit their secret decade-plus relationship too. just in case you forgot that most rpf shippers are completely insane

👨🏾‍❤️‍👨🏼 harry-and-barry Follow

oh so now the death stranding mpreg blog wants to preach to us

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[fuck-customers]

[jejejijiju]

Jay and Roy

[i-didnt-quite-get-that-now]

Finally, a "jaded alcoholic man whose loved ones are all dead avenges his dog" movie where the man's a woman and the dog doesn't die.

[fyeahhollanov]

Connor at the Madonna x YSL PFW after party - 23.06.2026

[cutetanuki-chan]

going through second book

he should get the lamp