A Mistake

Kool;

[tchaikovskaya]

baseball?? that game from twilight?

[catchymemes]

[smute]

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

[tibby]

bitches be like “i’m mentally ill because i listen to boygenius and mitski” like okay? some of us have real problems

[luxwing]

I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living

[succulentbud]

shout out to all the brave and very sexy individuals who are still here with us despite life being tough. that's extremely voluptuous and your meat is huge

[eleanorcaldit]

Julien reacts to the Twilight Saga

[blackqueerblog]

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

[that-twink-over-there]

The scream always takes me out 🤣

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

i’m reeling over this ad to where i can’t even think of anything funny to say about it

[yelahpratt]

[ovur]

Uhh guys? Can we normalize having long legs and a tight pussy maybe,,,,,??

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

NO! my legs are short and my pussy is a cave known for its natural acoustics

[ovur]

I apologize for my lack of inclusvitiy... I'll off myself now

[wadey-wilson]

[raygender]

[adampvrrish]

king arthur was supposed to rise when the worlds need was greatest so. wakey wakey! someone knock on his tomb or something

[nothingeverlost]

[serialreblogger]

i hate fae rules

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

thinking about how tiktoker caitlin reilly has deconstructed, criticized, and parodied every aspect of upperclass white womanhood in the span of like 6 months

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

i’m in awe of her

[musashi]

6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing

[swarnpert]

youtube to mp3 converters have done more for this country than the military ever will

[handweavers]

king

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mistbjorn]

[ahagoat]

Same energy