starkid's nerdy prudes must die : pt 2
sentence meme / nsft themes / adjust pronouns or wording as needed!
- I’m trying really hard to feel bad about what we did. But it’s hard to feel bad when everything is objectively better! - You smell like an open asshole right now. - The world is just too well behaved— it needs to be saved. - You can see I'm much improved, which is bad news for you. - Who will pray for me when I’m gone? - Is this the eternal dark without a dawn? - This is the consequence for what you’ve done! - I'm not a loser. - Please don't kill me. - I can’t find my WWJD bracelet. I took it off before we dismembered the body. - Just shut up and keep your beans cool! - I knew him. I just fucking hated his guts. - Well, I certainly don’t love killing. - I saw that in New York. It was fuckin’ transcendent. - You're not as half as smart as you think you are. - It was GOD'S plan! And now he's leaving me out to dry! YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH! - And he gives me his number~! Very smooth. - I have been waiting for what feels like 5 fucking years and I still have not received my hot chocolate! - We both know you can't ignore me because you're crazy about me. - You can't stay away from me! - If I loved you, you would know it. - LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS! - Gimme a cup of hot water and make it strong! - She's bisexual and dead, where else would she be?! - The three of us need to get out of town. - Don't comfort her, she's fuckin' weird. - Please, I've been bugging your phone since you were 12. - I don't give a shit who you kill but you just had to do it in that house, didn't you? - Assuming this isn't all some big mind-fuck, what are we going to do to stop him? - K-yuck, k-yuck, k-FUCK! - I have connections. I have friends. I can buy you beer! - I have no idea what I'm doing. - Hello, fwendy-wends. - We've been watching you. Someone's been a little naughty~ - Don't be so formal. We're all pally-wals here. - Whatever we want? Hm. - We just want what you cherish most. That's all. - You can lie to yourself but not to me. - Pay the price... or fuck off! - All my life, I just... wanted a girl to like me. But I guess it's not all roses, huh? - I didn't want to like you. You made me. - Let me be cool this time. Let me take the bullet. - Careful with that. You might hurt someone and that's my fuckin' job. - You fuckin' JUDAS! - I always thought there was something about your wrath that was so... Old Testament. - Shut your fuckin' fart-hole! - I paid the price. Now fuck off! - Whatever! It was fuckin' worth it! - You're such a nerd but the bow-tie is really growing on me. - That was disgusting! Kissing? On the first date?! - Did you think I'd stop with him? - RUN YA LITTLE BITCH!
