Solus' Lab

An ask and role-playing blog. Meet Solus, a wither brought back to life by the power of a nether Life Node. Now a dedicated Thaumaturgist. Current Status: Napping after entertaining a guest Ask Box: OPEN

[druminor-deactivated20190329]

So there is a movie called Ghost Shark, and this is pretty much all you need to know about it.

[a-spectacular-pigeon]

I need to know a million more things, including where I can watch it right now

[royalenderlady]

May as well reveal this. Hope you guys were a fan of the original Aether mod, and it’s lore!

If you’re unsure about either, don’t worry, I have you covered~

[thewitherwizard]

Check out this Angel oc my gf made for the minecraft Aether mod! Its rad :3

[attrip]

[himejoshikomaeda]

this is god

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

this is what the earth looks like from space #flatearthtruth

[thewitherwizard]

[jungkooksan]

Bill Skarsgård on creating his Pennywise laugh

[frostytherobot]

real image of bill skarsgard in his car

[omisonchaaan]

Happy Birthday!🎈🎂 Joseph Joester!! 9/27

[just-shower-thoughts]

Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

[cynopansy]

They do actually!

[mauve-moth]

I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through his office to make up an exam. It was a while before I knew he was in there because he was sitting with the lights off. I finally went in, apologized, and took the exam by the light of a nearby window (which was fine). Forty-five minutes into dead silence he panicked and yelled in this booming voiced, “WAIT, YOU CAN SEE!!!” before diving across his desk to turn on the lights. I’m sure he was embarrassed but I thought it was endearing and it highlighted a large aspect of disabled life that I hadn’t previously considered.

[needlekind]

a sphinx girl who’s absolute balls at riddles but fucking loves terrible puns

[needlekind]

a traveler is blocked by a sphinx suddenly while going along a path. “what do bees brush their hair with?” she asks, and he’s FREAKING OUT, he’s going to get fucking eaten, didn’t the sphinx DIE, oh god what was the riddle, he knows this one oh shit he knows this one what was it, oh fuck, what the fuck

“m…man?”

the sphinx narrows her eyes and bares her teeth a little. oh shit, the traveler thinks, oh shit he’s fucking dead.

the sphinx grins like a goddamn doofus and struggles to hold back laughter as she answers “a honeycomb”

[women-are-magic-deactivated2020]

I wore a flannel shirt to work the other day and a guy I didn’t know was like “hey nice flannel” and without even thinking I casually said “thanks I’m gay” and he laughed so hard he had to sit down.

[beautifully-macabre]

@torque-witch

[pocketss]

get melted, nerd

[iguanamouth]

its the vitamins day but i forgot. about that. so heres a dracula doing (bad) magic tricks

[gothiccharmschool]

Hee hee hee!

[supernovafirefly]

If anyone needs a giggle today! Sure gave me one  (or twelve. I may have been laughing at this for like 2 minutes straight)

[noivern]

[arisdraggy]

Dawwwww

[android1115-deactivated20181205]

What a smol cutie <3

[bundyspooks]

Mary Jane Rathbun, Inventor of the Marijuana Brownie.

In the 1980s, Mary Jane was baking over 4,000 brownies a week for Californian AIDS patients after she realised it eased their suffering and depression. Despite multiple convictions, she remained an active marijuana advocate until the day she died.

[anerdyfeminist]

I had to fact check this and her Wikipedia page made me like her even more:

“She was raised in Minneapolis, Minnesota, where she attended Catholic school. At the age of 13, she was involved in an altercation with a nun who tried to cane her, but Rathbun fought back.”

“Social activism appealed to her from a young age; she traveled from Chicago to Wisconsin to campaign for the right of miners to form unions. In the late 1940s, she worked as an activist promoting abortion rights for women in Minneapolis.”

“Rathbun often appeared in public wearing polyester pantsuits, and she was said to have a ‘sailor’s mouth.’”

[seraphcrowley]

some heroes wear polyester pantsuits

[prrb]

How I pratice drawing things, now in a tutorial form. The shrimp photo I used is here Show me your shrimps if you do this uvu  PS: lots of engrish because foreign 

[byeeeeeeeeeeeee-e-deactivated20]

This is the best art advice ever and you should all listen to it because it’s basically what I’ve been telling people for years.

[ofcrowsandkings]

i was not expecting that to actually work

[grypwolf]

THIS.

[astolat]

This feels like one of those pieces of advice that are so brilliant that as soon as you have read it, it feels blindingly obvious. 

[agarthanguide]

Presented without comment.

EXCEPT to say- commonplacecaz.

[stitchitsteph-blog]

This is beautiful and need to be posted on my fridge.

[thewitherwizard]

Was I supposed to come with this manual? Mine got lost in the mail :p

[royalenderlady]

I just have to line it, now. Unless I add some clothing now, but this looks nice as it is currently. Her design didn’t change much, but she has some more detail to her~

[thewitherwizard]

Check outt my gfs ender dragon OC :3

[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[rexpinn-deactivated20190705]

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

[exomoon]

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

[goldnpoc]

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

[advanced-procrastination]

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

[quousque]

???? what??? the fuck???????

[deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated]

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

[spocksplum]

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

[roofbeams-deactivated20180202]

the oompa loompas are a greek chorus

[caecilius-est-pater]

First of all, I hate this so much. Second of all, imagine if the two switched places. (Veruca falls into the trash chute) Chorus: Pray thou no more; for mortals have no escape from destined woe. Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness; and reverence towards the gods must be inviolate. Great words of prideful men are ever punished with great blows… (Oedipus stabs his eyes out) Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doopity do I’ve got another riddle for you What do you get when you sleep with your mum? A curse on your kids for decades to come~

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

1) this is hysterical and 2) think about the eons of culture that have lead to the creation of this joke. I am humbled by this.

[intimatevoid]

@aturinfortheworse