the blonde in the hockey t shirt

I am a diehard Pittsburgh Penguins NHL hockey fan. Also partial to the Hawks, Canucks, Leafs, and the Avs. Favorite players are Crosby, Malkin, Toews, Duchene, Price, Hall, Skinner, the Staal brothers, etc. The NHL is filled with gorgeous losers and they're all perfect. Proud half canadian. You have entered a no goalie-shaming zone.

[h0odrich]

the levels to the idiocy 

[lllusion]

ok who is Michelle Rodriguez though

[culocrumbs]

she made a video explaining it because she felt like the words were twisted.

she meant that she wanted hollywood to stop being lazy and just develop mythology for superheroes of color where their cultures would be embedded into their story. like, rather than just take peter parkers story and put a poc in there, she just wants people to develop their own mythology where they put a cultural story behind that if their heritage isn’t rooted to america

it’s on her facebook. cant link it, my mouse is broken

[sarcasticfina]

video

[minacoladas]

This isn’t stupid at all. This is so important

We need more heroes like Static Shock, where their culture is a part of the suit.

[usagisquared]

The fact that they twisted her words so much like that holyshit—

[psl-deactivated20161231]

you surprised, though?

[poppypicklesticks-blog]

what a surprise they had to twist her words so they could ignore the point she made 

[valkyrie-the-lost-deactivated20]

whoa, that ended up entirely different

[chief0keefe]

[zoehickel]

i might be a mess but my hockey team is an even bigger mess, so who’s the real winner here? (ha! trick question. the answer is no one. we’re all losers. everyone go home.)

[toocooltobehipster]

Banned Grey Poupon ad is hilariously wrong [YouTube]

[theviewfromthesummit]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

[lizawithazed]

WHY WAS THIS BANNED THIS IS BRILLIANT

[therothwoman]

They saw their chance and they fuckin took it.

[somethingwittythiswaycomes]

ohhhhh myyyyy goooodddd

[ehghtysevenarchive]

[x]

[fjordfolk]

[goblindogs]

if, by some divine mistake, you find the lady of the forest, you can only ask her a single question. pray that it’s one she knows how to answer.

[homosozialismus]

who’s a good girl?

[minisuke87]

Traveling Sid ✈️

[spoookyjimbo]

[thehijabstylist]

I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.

[oakslayy]

if you read it in Miranda Sings voice it’s even funnier

[tastefullyoffensive]

[micdotcom]

[pi4nobl4ck]

Waiting on a date

[pi4nobl4ck]

She didn’t come.

[jayce]

this made me so sad don’t show this to me ever again

[refinery29]

Amber Rose has the best response for why women should NEVER feel ashamed of demanding safe sex 

Amber Rose is simply not interested in your slut-shaming. The unapologetic social-media star doesn’t mince words when it comes to a woman’s right to own her sexuality. And you have to hear how passionately she defends the women in the audience.

Gifs: VH1

[g0d-of-thunder]

[chytilicious]

me af

[howyougetthefangirl-deactivated]

I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR

[pervocracy]

random facts from when I volunteered for an animal shelter

Three-legged animals get adopted super fast.  Don’t adopt a three-legged animal because you think no one else will want it, because that’s what everyone thinks.

Animals with less visible, higher-maintenance conditions like diabetes or seizure disorders are much more difficult to place.  An old deaf cat with urinary problems doesn’t have the “aww” factor of a three-legged kitten.

Small dogs get adopted much faster than big dogs.  Understandable when a lot of people in the area live in small homes.

Puppies and kittens get adopted super fast.  100% of the time.  We had waiting lists for puppies and kittens.  Adult dogs and cats, even young adults, even with fantastic personalities and obedience training, were always harder to place.

Small animals are hard to place.  Because it’s so easy to buy a hamster or rat at a pet store, people are less likely to think of going to a shelter for them.

Pitbulls are very hard to place, and a lot of them came into the shelter.  It’s too bad since most of them were really sweet dogs.

We went to a lot of effort to not shame people for surrendering an animal.  Even if their reason for surrendering was irresponsible, it was still a responsible choice to take the animal to a shelter instead of dumping it in the woods, and we never wanted to punish someone for making that choice.

Likewise, we would be careful not to give anyone a hard time for adopting a purebred puppy instead of an elderly pit mix, because it’s good that they’re adopting at all, and again we never want to punish that.

The most common reason for surrender was elderly people becoming ill or dying and not having any family able/willing to take care of their pets.  :(

Although it wasn’t a “no-kill” shelter, we only euthanized animals that were aggressive or terminally ill.  If an animal was adoptable but had no takers, we’d ship it to another shelter, a breed rescue, a foster home, or we’d just keep it there as long as necessary.  At least while I was there, we never euthanized an animal for lack of space.

Convincing a cat to eat unfamiliar food can be a difficult, multi-day battle of wills.  Convincing a dog to eat unfamiliar food usually takes about three milliseconds.