Stupid Wizard @thewizardofstupidness - Tumblr Blog

I guess this is an introduction post.

My name is Venus! 20, non-binary (they/them), pan

(Image made with picrew,)

I’m also autistic some of my (current) hyper fixations include

The big ones

FNAF

Hazbin hotel/helluva boss

Stardew valley

Pokémon

Horror movies in general

Epic: the musical

Greek mythology

Others

Minecraft

Will wood’s music

Chucky

The first two Texas chainsaw movies

Specifically the sawyer twins (Nubbins and chop top)

Billy lenz from black Christmas

Tetris

DNI

Basic DNI homophobia transphobic racism etc.

Flirting/hookup requests you will be blocked

Ableism. Should’ve put that with basic DNI-

#a wizards not so wise words. For answering questions and #wizards spell. For random thoughts

#introduction #blog intro

rowanberrypop

for some reason when i listen to american idiot i picture the lucky star dance, so i bring you faggot america friday

jake-clark

meiiiwaku

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

hellsite-hall-of-fame

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

laughconfetti

astrivion

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Edit: It's been brought to my attention that I've forgotten credits... The base dividers for the second glitchy set were created by @abyslita, simply edited by me..~ go support them! Apologies for the inconvenience.

kissimirrit

pissing off the cishet eene fans on twitter by submitting that joel dickie interview to an “lgbt character of the day” account and labeling trans woman double dee as canon.

kissimirrit

the interview for anyone curious.

robjectionable-content

You can’t just leave a gem like this in the tags!

yallidarityforever

read the interview y'all. he just says that shit and then doesn’t elaborate. The interviewer doesn’t ask him to elaborate. He’s like. “edd is a girl but she doesn’t know it yet” and nothing else.

sparrowlucero

dinosaur discourse

gallusrostromegalus

I am going to spoil the joke under the cut, but in service of giving some additional context that makes it even funnier:

If you're having trouble telling what the difference is between the two dinos, the joke is that there is virtually no difference, save for a feature we have no actual physical evidence for (unless there's been a big update I missed, we don't have any conclusive evidence of what large therapods were colored like).

This does not stop every paleoart subreddit or twitter/bsky artist following from being full of the most utterly miserable bickering pedants having wildly disproportionate reactions to minor and purely theoretical... I can't even call them arguments. Just different ideas.

Meanwhile, the paleoartists I know from my master's program- the people who are doing the illustrations for real museums like the smithsonian and university teaching materials- are out there having fun and going "How much can I make this Tyrannosaur look like a flamingo? It's not like there's anything to suggest they were NOT bright pink :)"

sario528

Hey Gallus, as an Actual paleoartist, what do you think of this?

gallusrostromegalus

So my master's is in Botanical Illustration, not Paleontological Illustration, but I did Email this to my profs that would make redditors explode and they offered the following notes:

Overall: The vibes are immaculate, but Probably Not

We have some fossil evidence to suggest juvenile Rexes were downy, but adults were almost certainly not

Especially not like this, because sparrows are floofy because they're little animals that live in temperate climates with cold winters, and T-Rex was a Very Large Animal living in tropical climates. It did not need the insulation.

That's a pose a T-rex could strike but not it's natural habit. The artist has also fudged the proportions a bit, in a very plausible way so always double-check your measurements and reference sources to make sure you're not making stuff up

T-rex would have had no need for flight feathers like depicted on the wings and tail, and it comes from earlier in the evolutionary tree than flighted dinosaurs so it wouldn't have them vestigially either

HOWEVER:

It's extremely valid and compelling to consider how feathering might have radically changed the silhouettes, especially in terms of camouflage and insulation for some of the smaller and midsize dinosaurs

Patterning and cryptic camouflage are also very valid interpretations, even on a giant non-aquatic predator, because a ton of animals are paler on the underside

The little bright cheek puffs are something that might have shown up as skin pigmentation, esp given that Rexes had extremely good vision and probably fairly sociable so communicative coloration would be a very valid and reasonable choice

They think its very cute and funny and they're all emailing this image to each other and printing it to put it on office doors

inkuringu-blog

newbarktownalumni

I am so fucking done with people Istg

Tw: suggested serious topics

Why does every Roblox game, good/doesn’t feel like shit to play Roblox game have to be made by shitty people? Most of these games became my comforts and one by one they all went down because one of the developers was a bad person. Dandy’s world was able to save itself and but now the game with my biggest comfort character has its lead on some heavy accusations (with proof) and I’m just tired man.

It makes me hesitant to get into new games. Or hesitant to try Making something for fear of something similar happening to a creation I just wanted to have fun with

I know I shouldn’t be surprised. The state of the site is shit. I just- I’m frustrated.

My sympathy and support goes out to anyone that’s ever been affected by a Roblox dev or the failings of the platform

#wizards spell #I know I barely post. And even when I do it’s definitely not anything like this. I just need to get my frustrations out.#tw #serious topics #Roblox

the-korova

Harry Potter is trending at #1 on tumblr so I thought I’d take the opportunity to say fuck JKR, fuck transphobes, fuck her stupid books, her theme park, her endless landfill fodder merch slop, and her fucking castle on a hill. Read another book yall!! Read another book!!!!!!!

rizuberry

so fucked up that alliums exist in Minecraft but not onions or garlic or anything. STEVE YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON A CULINARY BREAKTHROUGH JUST DIG DOWN A LITTLE FURTHER

so-much-for-subtlety

in 2015 we didn’t have AI psychosis so people had to make do by believing a dress was white and gold

thickness-protection-program

Because it was

queer-as-city-folk

Is the gold in the room with us right now?

thatoneliquidbicricket

yes. the dress is gold.

...

the dress has always been gold

r u saying this doesn't look white and gold to u???

...

queer-as-city-folk

what.

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

it's a white and gold dress in cool blue dim lighting w/ bright warm light behind it, making an optical illusion. we're not fucking doing this again

im-mender

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

oh god fucking damn it

kaban-bang

I know tumblr likes to exclusively make it about bloody hospitals but this is what Color Theory is about

theflowergrrl

HOW DID THIS DISCOURSE COME BACK IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2026!???

marzipanandminutiae

when I tell you people were shouting up and down my dorm's hallways about this when it first happened

(the dress was by Roman Originals and it was in fact blue and black. but they made a one-off white and gold one for charity later)

lovertm

whatbigotspost

elliespectacular

[wearing a suit and tie, strolling through an endless scarlet void] At Nintendo, we know it's good to have options! [camera angle changes] Which is why we're giving you the option... To go fuck yourself! [staring into the camera with a vacant smile as the soundtrack to Wii Fit (2007) plays in its entirety]