Timebomb’s love child

@thewonderlandish

I'm Ori, they/he, a teehee person on the regular //🇦🇴🇵🇹🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧// This blog is my dragon-style hoarding of interests, so kittens, obsessions w fictional buff women, astronomy, intersectionality, terrible humor, gay ships, nature, being a shameless lesbian since 2001 (but stuttering when girls), art and rambling too much on the reblog tags. Yup all gold to me.// DNI if you’re a minor, a TERF, a cishet man or a zionist (non-equivalents, but I’ll block on instinct all the same, for both our sakes). Thanks 🫶🏼 and welcome!

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thematicparallel

this blog is not a well-curated museum. it's my bedroom & i'm putting things on my shelf & taping things on the wall

charl0ttan

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

punkrorschach

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

punkrorschach

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.

black-quadrant

OP's an inspiration. bring on the whimsy movement!

hollanderthoughts

"your life is yours to mold" oh nooooooooo oh no oh my god. oh fuck me. no. oh my god. oh im so fucked dude.

pangur-and-grim

all books should be written by deeply damaged autistic perverts

ssajin

@pangur-and-grim ?

pangur-and-grim

YOU DON'T NEED TO TAG ME ON THIS, I WROTE THE POST

segamascott

What makes you think mitosis is painful? I feel like it would feel really nice

well it happened to me and not you so maybe don't silence lgbt voices

depsidase

sandersstudies

Going to see children and adolescents dance badly, play ball badly, sing badly, play recorder badly because they are young: YES! YOU ARE LEARNING! INCREDIBLE!

sandersstudies

People are so rude about going to watch the children in their lives do stuff shittily. “Ugh toddler dance recital,” “ugh tee-ball weekend again,” “ugh nativity play.”

That guy learned what skipping is this year and now he’s playing the piano the worst I’ve ever seen but the best he’s ever done! AREN’T YOU CAPTIVATED BY THEIR ABILITY TO DO A LITTLE BIT WHEN PREVIOUSLY THEY COULD DO NOTHING? Be filled with wonder and joy!

doctorbluesmanreturns

PEER REVIEWED

anistarrose

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

akajustmerry

anyways, I'm still so angry over that Deadline article about Disney nuking Ncuti Gatwa's era of Doctor Who because of "woke" (not even kidding), because they received "overwhelming" feedback that the show was "too woke" for international audiences. It will never not piss me the fuck off how woke was/is literally aave for being politically aware that's been so co-opted by white establishment conservatives that this bastardised co-opted colonised concept of "woke" is now weaponised against Black people, people of colour and other marginalised people to justify casting us down and out. A literal fuckinf alien was played by a Black gay actor and old white people lost their shit and now a 60 yr old show is basically dead because some white people hated they weren't being directly pandered to. I'm never not gonna be pissed the fuck OFF

akajustmerry

Hey, people in the comments who said I was wrong about the show being dead because I could see the writing on the wall months ago....well, now there's the official announcement. I really hope that no one ever forgets that Doctor Who was cancelled because of anti-Blackness, racism, and corporate greed.