The Dragoons

The Dragon Knights of Old and New. Mult-AU blog with multi muses of the Dragoons from Legend of Dragoon. M!A: Open var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5076601"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "http://freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=Knight&e2=Knights&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); & var fhsh = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id_h = "3010612"; fhsh.src = "http://freehostedscripts.net/ocount.php?site="+fhs_id_h+"&name=Visits From Them&a=1"; document.head.appendChild(fhsh);document.write("");

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Crash Bandicoot Warped

[fuckyeahlod]

If you ain’t putting in Legend of Dragoon we have issues

[thexdragoons-blog]

The most beautiful of them all.

Albert: I never imagined we would be

able to get some informations

on the black Monster here.

Me: Yeah! Who would have thought! WHAT A FUCKING COINCIDENCE!

Fester: Did you find this useful.

Me: Even if I didn't, being I already played this game like three times at least, I would say yes, anything to make you happy Fester. You deserve it you lil puppy nerd.

Shana: Yes! You think so too,

right Dart?

Fester: Very good.

It is a pleasure to be helpful

to such a beautiful lady.

Me: *Hase to choose

(Ignore.)

You said who was beautiful?*...He reminds me of Heschel, I have too. *Clicks the second.*

Dart: You said who is beautiful?

Me: You Dart, you are the most beautiful of them all...I fucking love this game.

Shana: Hey!

Me: YEAH DART HEY! AT LEAST HE SEES THAT SHE'S A WOMEN GEEZ!

Dart: I guess there are many ways

to see things.

Me: *Face palm*....This....idiot.

Shana: Whatever!

Dart: Stop it!

Haschel: Having a good friend is

beautiful.

It makes me envious.

Me: Haschel translation that means, YOU FUCKING DUMB DART GET THE FUCKING PICTURE WE ARE ON DISC TWO ALREADY MY GOSH!

Fester: Oh, it's getting late!

I have to hurry up or I will

be making the Princess wait.

Fester: It's hard to eat only by

astronomy. I'm acting as the

governor of Princess Lisa

as well.

Me: This guy does not get enough credit I swear.

Fester: Oh, if you want to take a good

look at the Moon That Never Sets,

go upstairs and take a look

through the telescope. It's set

in the direction of the moon That

Never Sets. Now, I am heading to

the castle.

Me: Fester translation that means check out this hot moon using my hot techno wood and no, moons aren't my kink, I mean what? Men and moons peeps, men and moons. I swear. *Thinks about a certain Avatar tv show. and Legend of Zelda video game.*

[thexdragoons-blog]

//I would do the conversation thing, but this is golden, I can’t do justice for this scene. I will always loose my shit at Dart’s reaction voices. Omgosh this fricken game I love it so much.

[thexdragoons-blog]

The Moon That Never...haaaaang oooon.

Dart: We are here to ask you about the Moon That Never Sets.

Fester:Oh! About the Moon That Never Sets! Wait here for a moment. Lets me get some materials.

Me: Fester, the nerds of nerds next to Albert.

Fester: *Walks away* You are interested in a weird matter.

Me: Says the man whose studies it almost 24-7.

Fester: Of course, I cannot make

judgements about other people.

Me: This is why I love you Fester. That and yes, you have no place to judge you fucking moon nerd.

Fester: Pleas take a look at this.

[thexdragoons-blog]

You know that feeling...

//When you purposely avoiding playing a boss because it’s a boss you love as a boss and as a character, and you know it will be good for them, but you don’t also want to be the one to kill them.

[fuckyeahlod]

Or when you purposely avoid a battle because you’re not ready for Lavitz to ummm

[luckywolfsbane]

When you forget it’s coming and you scream like t-rex when you remember mid-battle.

[thexdragoons-blog]

[thexdragoons-blog]

You know that feeling...

//When you purposely avoiding playing a boss because it’s a boss you love as a boss and as a character, and you know it will be good for them, but you don’t also want to be the one to kill them.

[fuckyeahlod]

Or when you purposely avoid a battle because you’re not ready for Lavitz to ummm

[thexdragoons-blog]

The Fandom

[thexdragoons-blog]

Dart and Shana vs. Door, who is going to beat the new boss???

Shana: This must be the house

next door.

Shana: I wonder if Mr. Fester is in?

Dart: *Rings door bell...Waits.*

Shana: Maybe not?

Dart: The lights are on though.

Me: Must be my father out for the time being.

Shana: Let me see!

Shana: Mr. Festeeeer!!

Are you hoooome!?

Me: Things only she could do.

Fester: Yes, yes I am!!

Me: My gosh, she did it. Dart, you suck.

Fester: *Comes out* Sorry!

I wasn't paying attention.

I was admiring the moon.

Me: No shit...where you now?....Fricken love this guy.

Fester: Come on in! Pleas,

let's talk inside.

Me: There you go folks. Dart and door: 0, Shana and door: 1.

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Currently playing Flinthook!

[fuckyeahlod]

Hey guys this is from big TLoD fans if you can please support

[thexdragoons-blog]

Bitch of all bitches. Princess Bitch.

Random guy: Shoot, Pri, Princess Emille

is here!!!

Random Women: It's too sudden!!

Others: It's scary!

Random guy: Gods, pleas help us

through this....

Emille: I herd somebody say "Shoot".

Who said that!? *Looks at everyone.*

Dog: *Barks and runs for it.*

Me:...The dog said it.

Emille: Hey, I'm the princess in this country! You have to be nice to me!

Me:...Bitch. *coughs* Bitch. *Coughs*

Pregnant Mother: Ex, Excuse me your highness,

I would like you to name my

soon-to-be born baby.....

Emille: I don't think so. It's a hell on wheels.

Me: *Snorts* Excuse me what?! What the hell is that even suppose to mean?! Omgosh! XDDD

Pregnant Mother: Oh no!

Emille: Disgusting!!

Stop crying!!

Me: How about you stop being a whining princess lil bitch?

Pregnant Mother: Since me husband was killed

by bandits... This, this

baby has been my only hope.

Emille: Bandits!?

Me: *Gasps sarcastically.* Nooooooo.

Emille: Phooey!

You bore me!!

Me: Phooey?...Seriously? Are you just saying that because the game developers didn't want you to swear. If so, that's funny....*Snickers* Phooey*...Now I want snickers...shit.

Pregnant Mother: Oh no!

Me: OH YES!

Albert: Is, is that person Princess

Emille? I herd that she was very sweet. Oh no...if this...

Me: "Was"? What a coincidence. *Makes a looks.*

Albert: is a dream, please wake me up.

Me: Nope, enjoying this too much.

Me: Five bucks he has to marry her at some point. ;3 *Spoiler alert.* Luckily that's not the case. ;) ;)

[thexdragoons-blog]

Fuck that's too much of a coincidence, this is a video game Rose, you should know better!

Shana: I smell...the ocean from this

river!

Haschel: It's close to the sea.

Haschel: *Looks at Dart as he gets on one knee to look at the bridge.* Is anything wrong with the bridge?

Dart: It says "Claire Bridge".

Dart:*Gets up* It the same name as my mom.

Haschel: Oh!

My runaway daughter is

named Claire, too!

Haschel: There may be the some secret

connection between us!

Rose: It's impossible to have

such a coincidence.

Me: Oh Rose.

Albert: *Goes to the two.* I agree with you.

Let's say the population of

Endiness Continent is

about 1,000,000 and 550,000 are women. According to the...

Me: Albert no.

Albert: Statistics of the Royal

Personnel Authority, 4% of all of all

women have the name Claire.

It means from a statistical...

Me: Albert stop, I don't think you even know how statistics work.

Albert: point of view....

Rose: Just looking tells it all.

They don't look like each

other at all.

Me: Cold Rose, cold, you need to brush up on your science bros...And math.

Albert: Hmmm, indeed.

Cranioscopically speaking, the

distance between their skulls,

eyeballs, and also their

jawbones are...

Me: What did they teach you at the palace?!

Rose: Let's go.

He won't finish talking until

dusk.

Me: Rose is just going to be more and more disappointed with coisidence the rest of the game. I can tell you that.

[thexdragoons-blog]

There is sho much shit in this game...

//I don’t think I can get it all onto this blog.

[thexdragoons-blog]

Oh for fuck sakes, just say Uncle Doel my gosh.

Albert: My uncles, errr,

Emperor Doel's ambitions are over.

Albert: It's places an end to this ceaseless

long war that divided Serdio

into two.

Albert: This is the end of our journey,

everyone....

Me: Pshhh, bitch, pweas.

Dart: Not yet....

Dart: It's not over yet....

Dart: This journey began when Shana was taken away!

Dart: Then Lavitz was killed

and Lloyed headed for Tiberoa leaving

the mystery about Shana behind!

Dart: I am pursuing Lloyed!

I'll make him explain everything!

Shana: I'll go with you...

Shana: I still don't know anything about

Virage or what was said by

Emperor Diaz.

My journey cannot end like this....

I'll go with you, Dart!

Me: My gosh this game is cheesy as all hell.

Albert: My journey "cannot end" either....

Albert: Whatever conspiracy the man is

forming, the Moon Gem is one of

the keys.

Albert: Hollowed objects concealing the

magic power of the ancient

Winglies. We have to stop it

before it ignites a catastrophe

in Tiberoa.

Albert: I'll go with you to Tiberoa.

I'll give up my status as king

for a while, and live as a Dragoon instead. Lavitz would have completely agreed.

Haschel: Rose, how about you?

Rose: I told you.

I'm interested in you guys.

Dart: So...

Me: So? SO WHAT DART?! SO WHAT?! WHAT MORE DO YOU WHAT FROM HER?! HUH?! HUH?!!

Rose: Besides, you feel naked without

me, don't you?

Me:...Ouch. *Blushes a bit* hat was a sick burn in so many ways.

Haschel: If Rose is going....

That's the end of my role.

Dart: Haschel, where are you going?

Haschel: This is?

Rose: "When Dragoon meet,

blood will flow

and as they leave,

time does slow."

Rose: It's your choice

to leave your fate behind.

Haschel: The question is answered.

Dart: The Dragoon Spirit are leading us!

Me:....I am not even going to reply to that...I have no reply to that.

[thexdragoons-blog]

I can't take anymore of this shit.

Emperor Doel: You have become...strong.

Albert: Uncle.

Emperor Doel: What you should know is

not the past,

but the future.

Emperor Doel: Pursue...Lloyd.

He is in the

Western country of...

Tiberoa.

Dart: Tiberoa!

Emperor Doel: He....

He knows everything.

Emperor Doel: Go, and find out...

about the world,

about...everything.

[thexdragoons-blog]

UGGHH...! If you want to play tough, I can play that way too!!!

Emperor Doel )Legend of Dragon while fighting him.)

[thexdragoons-blog]

This piece of shit scene going to kill me, this and the battle along with it!

Emperor Doel: I wondere how you could come

all the way here.

Silly daredevils.

Dart: You must be Doel!!!

Albert: Uncle.... Do you rememeber me!?

I am the son of your late

brother....

Albert!

Emperor Doel: You remind me of...

Carlo, 20 years ago.

Emperor Doel: A bloodstained corpse

in front of me....

Albert: Why did you kill him!?

Albert: Why did you have to divide

Serdio by killing my father!?

Emperor Doel: To save Serdio

from an incapable leader named

Carlo.

Emperor Doel: And now my hands are about to

give birth to the new Serdio!

Dart:"Birth"?!

Me: I spelt "Dirth"...DAMN IT DART NOT EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU! YES BIRTH YOU IDIOT!

Dart:What you are doing is only

destructive!!

Albert: Yes!

You have given birth to sorrow,

pain, agony, and our anger!

Dart: Tell me!!

Why did you have Shana

taken away.

Emperor Doel: Oh, you are talking about

Lloyd's conspiracy.

Emperor Doel: "Find the girl by the time the Moon That Never Sets waxes...."

Emperor Doel: All in order by the reborn

Emperor Diaz.

Lloyd is a mere pawn.

Along with the Dragoons....

Rose: Silly.

Emperor Diaz died in the

Dragin Campaign.

As a human...hero.

Emperor Doel: I don't care whether you believe

it or not.

It won't make any difference to

the reality!

Emperor Doel: You thought,

you would defeat me with greater

numbers, right?!

Emperor Doel: Come!!

I'll send you to your

father's place!!

Albert: Uncle!!

Dart: Doel!!

Me: DONKEY!!

[thexdragoons-blog]

You know that feeling...

//When you purposely avoiding playing a boss because it’s a boss you love as a boss and as a character, and you know it will be good for them, but you don’t also want to be the one to kill them.

[thexdragoons-blog]

...I can't period.

Kongol: *Cries out and falls to knees.* Gigantos, with strongest armor...

Lost. Me, brother of hero...

has pride. Cannot live in

disgrace.... Kill me.

Rose: As you wish.

Dart: Stop it!

Dart: The game is already over!

Me: Game?

Rose: "Game"?

Don't be silly, this is a matter

of life or death.

Shana: It's over.

Shana: He cannot fight.

Rose: Hope your sweetness won't

kill you.