The Fandom Life

True fact: I'm dead inside

[thememedaddy]

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

also-

[ancient-string]

And also

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[gemsandjunk]

For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

[transboysgetknives]

ra ra rasputin something something sour cream

[transboysgetknives]

no, no, i have faith in the hellsite. this will reach its targeted audience when it’s ready

[to-be-a-dreamer]

The thing that everyone needs to understand is that Doctor Odyssey is NOT a medical drama, it is simply the vessel Ryan Murphy has chosen to deliver us the most powerful bisexual throuple on network television this show is about ody3 first and medicine like. Twelfth.

[applebottomclaudiajeans]

I can’t believe tumblr is sleeping so hard on Doctor Odyssey.

It’s The Love Boat meets Baywatch. The actors don’t know what genre they’re in. The writers have never had or witnessed a conversation with a human being before. There’s very real potential for a throuple. Joshua Jackson did parkour while performing an appendectomy on his fuckbuddy during a hurricane. Truly THE show of all time.

[sablecharm]

actually I think doctor odyssey is right up tumblr's alley. it's got drama, 3 ambiguously queer people having tension a threesome and each episode has a stupid little theme like "plastic surgery week" and "gay week". the storylines make no sense and we're not sure the ship is even real but it doesn't matter because it's FUN

[glitch1920]

[evil-tboys]

[pisshandkerchief]

this is an example of a symbiotic relationship

[oogziepie]

You are a Pickle...

taker

giver

Bald somehow

Voting ended onOct 8, 2024

[unstill-deactivated20260502]

nothing makes me feel more alive than being insane about a little show

[malspinningyarns]

Must a show be “good”? Is it not enough to be an alternative history that asks “what if instead of the Catholic-Protestant schism causing complications in Tudor England, it’s Animorphs?” that’s super horny on main, has the vibe of A Knight’s Tale, surprisingly pretty accurate historical costumes (with a few notable exceptions), and a bunch of British character actors acting absolutely wild?

[all-this-panic-still-no-disco]

my lady jane is all the modern women wants. that being watching history’s forgotten women live again in a way that blatantly says ‘fuck you’ to history and also a guy with the sluttiest (affectionate) necklaces you’ve ever seen

[the--dark--wood]

there are times in life where a girls just gotta watch a ghibli film

[heartseeker]

“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

[lakevida]

[thequeeninyellowlace]

[lepidopteragirl]

hm. i feel terrified of everything. surely large ice coffee will ease this terror. surely

[lepidopteragirl]

doees anyone else sssee. the creaature

[charlierakib]

[non-binary-laurie-strode]

You’ve been hit by 🔪

You’ve been struck by 🔪

A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪

[iamfuckingweeping]

CAESER ARE YOU OKAY

ARE YOU OKAY CEASER