me when i go to heaven: sorry for writing top gun fic in 2022
god: some crimes can never be forgiven
anyways has anyone else been affected by this movie in ways that are not normal or just me

oozey mess

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dirt enthusiast
Xuebing Du

blake kathryn
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

JVL
noise dept.
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Peter Solarz
Cosimo Galluzzi
occasionally subtle

roma★
KIROKAZE

if i look back, i am lost

titsay
Sweet Seals For You, Always

JBB: An Artblog!

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me when i go to heaven: sorry for writing top gun fic in 2022
god: some crimes can never be forgiven
anyways has anyone else been affected by this movie in ways that are not normal or just me
if I was a cyborg I would want all of my mechanical parts to be like 90s clear plastic so you could clearly see all the machine guts inside and I think that's really sexy of me.
my robot body parts better look like this or what's the point?
dude that would make ur weak spot so obvious
have fun getting killed by the protagonist, idiot
bold of you to assume that i’m not the lovable npc who gives out power-ups and helpful tips.
I can’t wait for one single moth to inexplicably end up dead inside your chassis so that it can rattle around forever
best response to this post by far
SNL saw people saying we shouldn’t joke about Trump right now and said, “Noted. Here’s 10 different Trump COVID jokes,” and I truly love that for them.
Y’all ever think about when your eye is watering or whatever and you rub it how it makes that squishy sound?
you know what I like about moths? Their vast differences. Moths are great because some are pretty normal and look like this ( my photo )
And then you have Mike that looks like he’s forgotten to take his meds and he’s freaking out while sitting next to someone intimidating on the bus
And then there’s Chad who’s trying to be a punk ass bitch by mimicking a wasp
Then there’s Barry?? ? his legs are very strange but I’m not going to judge him, he’s doing very well athletically
And then there’s Terrence who wants to know your social security number and the location of your significant other
…woah
Luke saying “you’ll find i’m full of surprises” to Vader before losing his lightsaber and falling down some stairs is such a life mood
its right up there with anakin saying “you underestimate my power” and then proceeding to get all his remaining limbs chopped off by Obi-Wan. like father, like son.
Star Wars establishes the very real life lesson that a badass line does not guarantee success
Robin Musings, as per Catwoman
aka Selina Kyle, Ph.D (Cat), M.A. (Skin tight fashions)
Robin I
Ooh kitten
Good kitty, look I got you a shiny thing
No it's not the stolen gemstone that I definitely just stole
Here have some catnip
No? What about ice cream?
Go away Batman, this is my kitten now
Robin II
New kitty
I want to pet the fluffy kitty
Why does he hiss at me, oh woe
Here, have some yarn
Yes, yes, follow the string
Yes I know that its technically the priceless necklace of Cleopatra that I literally just stole, but I have a kitty now, so I win
Robin III
Why yes, that is the priceless statue of Bastet
Come, we shall worship at her altar
Let's get some milk as an offering
Hello Batman
What do you mean why is my child prostrating on front of a cat statue
Its respectful
Robin IV
New kitten?
Do you know where the other Robin is
It's our weekly Bastet worship meeting
Of course young can join our meeting
Entry price is one milk
Ooh try this necklace on, it'll go great with your outfit
Go away Batman
Robin III again
You're back, yay
I've added a Sekhmet idol to our cat altar
On an unrelated note, the Cairo Museum is really nice
Robin V
Feral kitty
pspspspspspspsps
Pet his head
Of course you can pet the kitties
Aww
Batman I want to keep this one
What do you mean no, you have like, ten kids, I want one-
I’m CACKLING
tony: cmon steve, we have to sign the accords
steve rogers:
How to write a novel
I was talking to a girl at ComicCon, the kind of person who has a million creative projects at the same time. As many people do, she has a story she wants to write, with amazing characters she wants to share with the world, but writing is hard and a first novel can be daunting. Here’s what I told her.
Now, this applies to the people who REALLY want to see their story done. These are the main pillars of the cathedral that is your story. Let’s begin.
1- YOUR GOAL IS TO WRITE A COMPLETE FIRST DRAFT. It will be shit. But it will be complete. You can build on it and rewrite, but the most important thing is to WRITE TILL THE END OF THE STORY.
2- SIT DOWN AND WORK. That’s the difference between writers and the million people who say they have a story that they’ll write someday.
Alright, let’s get technical, and start by the end.
3- Art is about causing your public to have emotions. Decide right now what emotion you want to leave your readers with when they close your book. Is it happy, sad, bittersweet, hopeful? Pick one. (This can be changed later if you rewrite and find some other ending, but we are working on the first draft.)
— Maybe you have a nice gimmick, a cool idea for a story, like idk, ‘What if you cloned yourself and that clone took over your life’. This is interesting, but it’s not a story in itself. A story needs emotions. If you don’t pick the emotions you want your reader to feel, your idea is just a gimmick.
4- Now that you have the final emotion, decide your ending in accordance to said emotion. Are characters dying? Is the bad guy defeated? Is everyone splitting up or leaving together as a found family?
Then we go back to the beginning.
5- You probably have a million characters you all want to write. Pick one to be your protagonist. Yes, just one. Multi-characters stories are harder to write and demand experience and time. We want this novel to exist, and not be stuck in limbo forever. Anyway, people tend to always prefer side characters. Who has heard of someone having a protagonist as a fave?? Your side characters will be loved, no worry.
How to find your protagonist: It’s the person who makes decisions and makes the plot advance. Simple as that. Not to be mistaken for the leader of a group.
6- Now that you have your protagonist, you decide what is normal for them. That is your beginning.
7- And then, you break that normality in some horrible way that will prevent your protagonist to come back to it. That is your inciting incident.
Then we write the middle
8- You google Three-Act-Structure and get one of these babies.
(But Talhí, I hear you say, why should I follow this? It’s been overdone, and my story doesn’t follow this, and I have more to write than this… Well, that’s your choice. I’m not the boss of you. I’m just saying that this is a solid model for western storytelling and it’s been proven to work time and time again. You can create outside of this, but again, the main goal here is to get your novel on paper. This is a solid template.)
9- You probably have a general idea of events you want to happen in the story. Place these scenes where you feel they should go on the structure. Like, a confrontation with the main bad guy goes in climax of act three, and the confrontation with the main henchman goes to climax of act two, etc. Be mindful of the rising action and tension: a cute misadventure in the woods would probably go earlier in the story than a fight to the death.
10- Now, a secret: What separates bad writing from good writing? Bad writing is adding a bunch of events in the middle and have the characters go through them like a checklist of scenes. You can often see this in movies. But good writing links the events. Each and every event that happens has to be a result of your character making a decision. Then, an obstacle happens, and your character makes another decision, that leads to your next event/obstacle.
11- Another secret: A character will gain power, money, weapons and allies through the story. In videogames, this is useful to defeat the bad guy. But storytelling is not videogames. Having a superpowerful hero at the end is boring. What we want is keeping the reader in suspense. So you’ll have to take everything from them. Leave them powerless and alone. And then, break their leg. I mean, not literally, although you can do that too, but have them super disadvantaged. And then they can use the personal growth they got in the adventure to prevail. (What is more interesting: a character fleeing from a facility but with weapons and kickass moves, or a character fleeing the same facility without weapons or shoes and with a broken arm? Who do you root for?)
Other tricks
The rest of the crew: I go with what Pixar does for characters: Main character gets three or more characteristics. That’s your Woody. Second tier character gets two characteristics. That’s your Buzz. Third tier characters get one characteristic, like Rex and Mister Potato Head. Keep control of your character tiers and never give too much time to the lower tiers ones, it doesn’t help your story.
Herd your cats: Characters will want to wander in every direction, and you’ll want to follow them. Keep them in groups, and even though you can follow a side character for a scene or two, focus 80 to 90% of your story on your protagonist.
DND is not a novel: I’m pretty sure your campaign is super fun, but you can’t just put it on paper and call it a novel. It needs a narrative arc and serious editing. You can use a campaign as a base, but it needs to be worked as a novel, because you’re changing mediums, and a novel has different requirements.
That’s pretty much what I can remember for now. This should help you with the bones of your novel, and you can add the meat on that. I hope it helps. But honestly, the best advice I can give you is
SIT DOWN AND DO THE THING.
When wikihow advises you to find gay villages
Me: ...
Hi so if you’re a science bi, you know that the element with 83 protons is bismuth, which is shortened to bi.
Um... so this is what bismuth looks like, and tell me TO MY FACE it’s not completely fucking gay like look at that rainbow bitch
Being bi is such a power move because I can date boys AND girls and cuff my pants and make velociraptor noises and am born with the ability to give REALLY great hugs and just-