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i wanna talk about the fact that jenna marbles says she never used to scream laugh before she met her man julien. that is the single most romantic thing i’ve ever heard of oh my god? imagine living your life for a good two and a half decades and every time something funny happened you laughed like you always had and then one day you meet this person you like and they make you have this one laugh where you scream from happiness. imagine that kind of life you get to have with your person where they unlocked an entire new level of laughing for you. that’s what real hashtag goals are.

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stepping on something mushy and unidentified

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sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it

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If your friends don’t do this at your funeral, are they really your friends??????

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And the sobbing is what KILLS me

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I gotta have this at my funeral…..I’m so excited to die now!

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The family sick

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A little American toad [Anaxyrus americanus] found beside a flower pot in a garden. American toads are often found living near human habitations. They’re of great benefit to gardeners, feeding on slugs, snails, horn worms, and other insects and invertebrates that commonly damage crops. If you’re lucky enough to find one in your vegetable garden, you should provide them with a place to stay and a bowl of water to sit in. You’ll definitely want them to stick around! Images by Masud Salimian.