Sara/Sam

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.

[flirting-with-psychology]

College is when you’re afraid of both

[tiocfaidharlulz]

[doeofdevotion]

HAUNT YOUR OWN HOUSE

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

i wonder what happened at this particular subway to provoke the creation of this sign

[just-shower-thoughts]

Cassettes had side A and side B, therefore it was kind of logical its succesor would be the CD.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The only thing separating you from certain death at 65mph is a painted white line and a mutual agreement not to play bumper cars.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thatll-do]

not gonna lie, i thought this meant like emergency sirens like "bro there’s a tornado coming the siren is blaring” and the ace friend is like “no man, I’m ace. I’ll believe there’s a tornado when I see a tornado”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mars as far as we know, is the only planet entirely populated by robots..

[straightboyfriend]

if youre a cis pansexual person who says shit like “id date a man, woman, trans person, or nonbinary i have no preferences uwu” youre a transphobe & pls stay away from any & all trans ppl thanks

[straightboyfriend]

the reason for this is separating trans ppl from men or women is transphobic coz ur acting like trans ppl arent actually their gender lol. saying “men, women, & trans people” is saying trans men arent actual men & trans women arent actual women, & that theyre just watered down versions of their gender

[barbierot]

what happened to polly pocket???? is she okay??? did she die????

[gddr6]

Me: tries to go to sleep

My brain:

[just-shower-thoughts]

People always say it’s stupid of people in horror movies to go towards the sound. But if you were in the same situation you probably would as well, since very few people make decisions on the assumption that the world is haunted.

[just-shower-thoughts]

You can always say, “It’s not Opposite Day,” and be correct.

[bang]

[parakeet]

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

[addelburgh]

[thebootydiaries]

when i catch myself catching feelings

[just-shower-thoughts]

Books should number their pages in descending order so you know how many pages you have left.