Choose Joy

I've told a million lies, but now I tell a single truth: there's you in everything I do. -I Bet My Life, Imagine Dragons

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[campyvillain]

i cant stop thinking of the gif of the kiwi jumping around its so funny the way that thing moves like gravity doesn’t care about it it just prances wildly and freely it falls over but it doesn’t care it just keeps moving and having fun and just keeps hopping and the party never stops it’s legitimately one of my favorite pieces of media on the internet the joy it brings me is unbridled

[campyvillain]

look at it again

[girlballs-archive]

the humble kiwi is the physical manifestation of pure happiness

[animejebbush]

i was at five guys and i’ve never wanted to meet someone more than i do the guy that drew this

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

gain.jpg

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ghost-in-a-player-piano]

Idiots to lovers, 20k words, angst with a happy ending.

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

[cyberracist-deactivated20240805]

bongs at croydon

[nutsacktorturer]

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

[nutsacktorturer]

£3.50?

[bridgertonland]

“I have never met anyone like you. It is maddening, how much you consume my very being.”

[oniongarlic]

[bisexualredactedenergy]

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

For clarification ^-^

[thyrell]

[anuptechtips]

[satan-is-a-heterophobe]

mcqueen

[itsthemink]

mcqueen

[illinoisiest]

im begging of you please dont take my man

[destructions-daughter]

to all the people who may be coming back here from twitter in light of elon’s purchase:

[campyvillain]

HELP I TRIED TO AMKE MY OWN GIF HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

WHAT THTE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN

[littlemisspipebomb]

[squeakitties]

[chilewithcarnage]

[gateway-2000-deactivated2025111]

if a psychologist asked me how this image makes me feel, i would say threatened

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hey-homeboy]

someone check on her

[ants-on-a-logarithm]

she seems alright

[marisatomay]

mood

[kayvsworld]

I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

[devildoll]

Me on AO3:

[bunniefriend-deactivated2022111]

wanna see my favorite sculpture?

[bunniefriend-deactivated2022111]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

That’s fucking rad

[aberrantemotion]

random sculptor: “hey you know what’d be fucked up to see in the woods at night?”

[mapsontheweb]

What Pedestrians Look Like Across Europe

[thotticus-binch]