Mother Of Kittens

Living my best life, with my wife ❤️9/5/14❤️5/9/20❤️

[wootn]

When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree

[littlealienproducts]

Gnome Cat Ring Cone by ChikoCraft

[gaymadamezeroni]

I’m sorry I told you I was going to slam dunk your pills into your mouth and you subsequently didn’t swallow your reservoir of water in your mouth fast enough before water came out of your nose. It was funny though so

[valtsv]

what if 🤔 you defeated me in battle 😔 and when you tilted my head up with your blade beneath my chin 🗡️ we accidentally kissed 💋😳

[cikero]

cats be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason

[bewareofchickens-deactivated202]

[sweet-bitsy]

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

[taopopop]

C'est les swimming poules

[pandas-and-squirrels]

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

[1617]

"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time

[pumpkinspicedcoochie-deactivate]

it really does only take one basket of laundry you procrastinate putting away before your whole life turns to shit huh

[tenjoura]

[loloftheday]

Energy company has got some sass

[bransrath]

Duke Energy Fined $102 million for Polluting Rivers with Coal Ash

[hawkeabelas]

This is the best summary of the corporate deflection of blame for environmental destruction onto the consumer to save face I’ve ever seen

[whitepeopletwitter]

[straightboyfriend]

reblog if you’re in the following fandoms!

drinking water

having gay sex

large cock

addicted to weed

[manslaughter]

burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s

[gayvian]

why does the burger king app have quests

[1010ll]

[weavemama]

[somespicyshrimp]

i’m a walking disaster but at least i’m not straight

[astraldemise]

oh to be a fat little seal on a rock enjoying life at my own pace

[astraldemise]

serene