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one day i will finish a fic that isn't lawnami. that day isn't today

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Secret words, secret time

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An out of an order series of drabbles & short chapters featuring former mortal Nami & Law, God of the Underworld & how his love, adoration & worship turns her into his Queen of the Underworld & Goddess of Life. Chapters 3/?

I’m back on my horny LawNami shit & chapter 3 is up & spicy for y’all:3

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random unhinged quotes, part 2

a collection of random/unhinged quotes from various tv shows, movies & life in general. feel free to correct grammar and/or pronouns as you see fit! Some prompts are sexual in nature

part 1

Any hole is a goal 

There's no sugar in pixie sticks. 

God, I love that little boy I stole. 

It seems I’m full of rage 

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try

You don't win friends with salad

Okay, I'm going to keep this short. Friends, family, religion. These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Any questions?

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

I don't want to sound like a killjoy, but because this is not to my taste I don't think anyone else should be allowed to enjoy it.

Stop in the name of a private citizen with no connection to the law!

Is that a natural thing for you guys to just attack each other in moments of stress?

I mean, I don’t want to impose… But I’m bleeding profusely.

It’s entirely off-putting how disarmingly charming you are. I genuinely do not know how to react. Take that as a compliment.

Sometimes my b.o. smells like crayons 

I’m asking you to open your heart to chaos

I don’t think your arms that are going to be the issue - it’s your giant dick 

The floor is lava! 

Screw you! I want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.

He smells like sandalwood, and dismissiveness

Uh, [name] isn’t here right now, this is Phillip.

You are, at the moment, the luckiest person in the world. Do you know why? Because you’re at the bottom of my list.

Secrets aren’t safe when [name] is around!

Oh, I do hope you have a necromancer in your group… ‘cause I’m looking at a fucking dead man

Why is just my dick purple?

You can’t walk off in the middle of a game of hide-and-seek again. I’ve been in a barrel for an hour! I fell asleep there!

Oh shit, are we a cult?

I just want a drink of my torpedo juice!

We've just been drinking boat fuel and stuff

You wanna know where hell is? It's right here! It's right now! We are in hell!

Just beer for me, please. I’m on a low carb diet & there's no carbs in beer! 

Bread makes you fat?

I’m Gimli, son of groin! 

We smoked with the tree, too. 

I cast absorb elephants 

Stop chasing money, you should already have that 

I don’t think you should ever have to do things that don’t have sparks in them 

As of today, I have dedicated myself to the craft and profession of making custom shoes for American Girl dolls 

I promised myself I would cry and it’s just not happening 

We have one really big advantage - We’re expendable 

I’m into weird towns, weird towns is how you find cool shit. 

Let’s go push him into the mud! 

Most days I just eat lunch inside the sarcophagi 

Closure, yeah. You close one wound and you open another one right on top of it. 

Another pair of pants! Now I have four pairs I can wear! 

I can get you a cat, about 10 followed me here. 

They make me wear this suit, I don't want to have to. They make me because I'm an authority figure, but I'm still laid back, you'll see. 

Don't ever rap to me about learning

Saxophone do not belong in rap music 

You gonna make it rain?

We will marry under the black sun of Satan's breath. I'll be the final face you see as I wrap your hands around your neck and suck your soul into my mouth

Right now you are making it VERY hard for me to be laid back

One time I set her purse on fire 

You listen here, I'm not baking cookies and I'm never wavering on that.

Your penis is fully visible through your sweatpants

I wanted to have an office hammock, but then I learned the hard way that drywall does not support a human body

I don't want any real power, with real power comes real responsibility and I don't want any of that shit!

You remind me of my mom, she hates fun too

Can you just drop the dork talk and just talk to me? 

I am good at getting rigid materials to bend to my will 

You can smell my mustache?

There’s no trees on the moon, right? 

Has anyone ever caught this kitchen on fire? 

And this is a knife 

Where did you get five bucks? I want five bucks!

I want like a lot of pink, and for an accent color i was thinking more pink

Your first grey hair! The most important moment in a woman's life!

Drink up! It's mostly weed, a little ginger and cumin.

The moment I met you I knew you were destined for stupidity  

Nothing goes with your morning coffee like a brewing apocalypse 

The best kisses leave a little shock 

Whenever I tongue someone’s ear, I just like to give them a little buzz 

Are we stoned right now? I think we’re stoned right now 

You scared me! I was just eating cheese 

What kind of sailor are you supposed to be? My cooch has more calluses than your hands

Do the chickens have large talons? 

Would it be weird if I ate cat food to go to sleep?

You've had a dead pigeon in your jacket this whole time?

Did you see this stupid little racoon? 

Why are some of these pages written in crayon? 

My file on [Name] started in the second grade 

Did you like that? How did you feel about all that? Was it good?  Tell me I’m good. 

You’ve never seen me act? Oh really? Well, ta-da! I’ve been lying to you this whole time! 

[thiefcats]

random unhinged quotes

a collection of random/unhinged quotes from various tv shows, movies & life in general. feel free to correct grammar and/or pronouns as you see fit! Some prompts are sexual in nature

Counter offer: I give you 50 bucks and you let me do whatever I want

Can you be depressed over there? You're bumming out my whole area

I wanna see what happens when i taste this cantaloupe

Get rid of the mouse, and get your act together now

This file is labeled "undies, dirty"

I was 3 minutes late, sorry for doing one thing wrong

Ah, [name], you're at my desk. First thing I want to see in the morning

You're a bad judge of character and your shirt looks like vomit

Or ignore me and continue shopping

First of all I think you're kind of overdoing it with the manscaping

I'm detective right all the time, and this is my partner terrible detective

I will tell you on six conditions

Welcome to the murder, what are you doing here?

I talk about [name] in my department mandated therapy sessions

Fire extinguisher roller chair derby?

She's got a type, which is really anyone but you.

The problem is I just ooze sexuality

I only wanted the illusion of power

When I was your age I couldn't accomplish half the things you did today

You think I'm a genius?

I got some boy to give me this, I said I'd kiss him if he met me in the parking lot

That's not on the map!

Just remain calm! Don’t panic, that’s the worst thing to do! 

I got so lost, I can never tell which way is north on a map

North is up? 

I see the road you’re going down, the lying, the stealing- All of it. And as someone who’s been down that road before, you have real talent. 

It’s all free too if you know how to get it

Don’t ever look [name] in the eye because she’s a horrible devil woman 

I suppose we start working on the most important muscle in the body- The face.

Are there any ailments I should know about first

I always give a fake name because I like to stay off the grid 

Go and download me a hoagie off the internet 

Oh no, now he's suspicious! You're such a bad hider, I bet you still hide your money in your sock drawer

You know, a look is going to complete this. I'm going to go get disguises.

Why would we need disguises? People already don't know who we are.

Were you planning on offering me and then offing [name]?

Wait for it- gasoline.

I pass, because you were planning on killing me

Don't be afraid to get sextra close

It’s only been 30 seconds, you’re just caught in a spice time loop 

Did you know in 13th century Sweden anyone could put someone to death? 

I for one, suggest I blow fireballs to get that attention

Can we focus on me for two minutes here?

Since when do you pay to stay in a hospital?

My doctor told me not to get worked up, I'm under too much stress!

You're talking about the mind, body, abs connection

You know what else we should do? Get some sick new outfits

I think you will find what we lack in experience we make up in street smarts

Are there any physical ailments I should know about first?

Oh. I apologize, I had no idea this was all about you

Here take it, so you never forget me.

The guy was trying to cast a spell on me, like a wizard or something

I do wax rubbings of all the tombstones. I have a favorite.

I'll do my best, but I'm a technician not a magician.

How tiring can it be to be scrunched over a sewing machine like an old lady?

Are guys so simple you put on a pirate skeezer dress and suddenly they want to talk to you?

Maybe I got a little carried away. Maybe I shouldn’t have cast so many spells

Consider yourself uncursed

Are you just going to sit there? I'm not going to be your accomplice all by myself

How much cheese is too much cheese?

When you're sitting around a campfire, do you think the trees around you are sad?

You know, these toothbrushes look a whole lot like dildos

Stop eating berries! You've had enough berries!

I'm not trying to make any business decisions, I have a 107 stress level

Oh, you can just bury me in your backyard

sometimes you just gotta let your shit breath

Don't be mad, it's a really long drive home and really long uncomfortable silences make me uncomfortable.

I just tried to channel you. You know, dark and deadpan

You're not like me, you're ugly

Wood can swell

We're talking about toys, right?

I'm not a botanist or scientist or whatever

I can taste the ocean... Am I supposed to taste the ocean?

What if we dynamically take off our clothes?

I can facetime and watch you sleep, if that'll help

Am I at the farmers market? Because this is SO juicy

I know I'm straight, but I would absolutely suck him dry

I just need my look to say I want to be sex friends only

I'm not crazy, I'm pragmatic

What if my only way of dealing with stuff is numbing myself to oblivion?

Would it be weird if you eat cat food to go to sleep?

I never did the dishes before and I'm not starting now!

I will just jump down in the hole with you and we can scream for help together 

Someone switched the dog quiche with the human quiche 

I’m offended that the idea of sucking cock is offensive 

I’m not emotionally prepared for this 

This year I got the bats that are smiling, it’s more realistic! 

I thought we agreed we were only going to splurge on hookers as a couple! 

He basically confessed- facially. 

I dreamed this! I told you I was psychic!

Scream if you need anything 

I’ll clean my room in exchange for your mortal soul

I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their crusade 

Wine helps me drink

I’d like to cordially invite you to calm down

The Avon Lady is haunting you 

I work twelve hours a week, you know! 

I don’t plan, I scheme 

Anybody want paiaya? 

I can’t make someone love you, but I can imprison them in a ring for not loving you 

Did you say private? I’m listening 

I'm going to represent all things that are odd

It's not that I don't believe you, it's that I don't believe this

So I did some research- Paranormal research

I've been through the occult section of the library five times

We have an occult section?

I'm sorry, are you eating turkey chili off of a frisbee?

I like what you're wearing but it needs to be 300% sexier. Do you have one of those shirts that look wet all the time or like a metal bikini?

I'm willing to sacrifice all that I have worked for just to see a smile on your perverted little face

Okay, lap dances on me! I mean, I'm paying for them, they're not actually going to be on me

What's weird about a friend sucking on another friend's neck?

I'm just going to stay angry, I find that relaxes me

Oh, [name], I always forget because you're so pretty that you're not used to rejection

We all voted for ourselves, didn't we?

the pit works in mysterious ways

And someone planted a bunch of weed next to the tomatoes

It's really a question of what didn't I steal

I feel like the magic has been taken out of my soul and put on display

Tell him there's no crying in scamming!

I had sex in the bathroom with [name] and now I'm in a shame spiral. I'm going to drink myself to death

I'm doing my own thing now and it's powerful and communal and next level shit. Right, ladies?

You're not supposed to be selling vag rocks and shit tea

I'm selling my sundries, okay

The Goddess stone is for putting up your snatch

Why does everyone I live with love free-buttin' it so much!?

Now that we're alone, I can finally walk around here with my... BUTT OUT!

Empathy is over! Being bullied is cool again!

Oh, what's the matter? Can't count any higher than five?

Help me I'm poor

I'm using lemon juice and hot glue to close up the wound

This is my mental health day and none of you are a part of it!

Which one is embezzling and which one is bedazzling?

But easedropping is my favorite activity

[thiefcats]

this is anya, she's 9 weeks old today and has been with us a week. she is a firecracker, a snuggly baby and a mountain climber. she's insane and i love her

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im going to start using this more, starting with dumping kitten pics

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Why you aren't, but should be shipping Mihawk and Perona together, an essay.

First of all, Perona and Mihawk are adults. When they met, Perona was 23 and Mihawk was 41. Yes, this is an eighteen year age gap, but I want to start with this because it's the primary reason I see for people not liking the ship. After two-three years living under the same roof, by the time Perona leaves to go find Moria she is 25-26 and he is 43-44 (depending on how long you believe is sailing time between arcs and when their birthdays may fall between the time Zoro was dropped off at Sabaody and the summit at Mariejois took place. 

Let's pretend for a moment Mihawk really is a vampire. This means one of two things, either he died at 41 and is actually centuries old, or he became a vampire sometime in his 20s and is legit 44-45 years old. Either way, Mihawk comes off as extremely old fashioned in the way he talks, the way he dresses. I would say he, like Perona, is a gothic romantic. Romantics tend to put their other passions first in favor of actual romance, keeping this in mind this would indicate that like many handsome dark brooding autistic men before him (the good ol' Darcy type) he has put romance on the wayside because he wants a love that is real. This is not an uncommon romantic trope amongst gothic romantic and vampire lovers and generally stories with immortals. 

Often in fiction and romance novels the centuries old immortal is paired with a mortal (usually completely human) woman between 18-35. This type of romantic man has waited centuries for the right person they could form a lasting bond with and has not had much experience with actual love, if at all. For a few examples: ACATOR series Feyre and Rhys got together when Feyre was 20, and before that she was even younger with her first faerie boyfriend. In All Souls Trilogy Diana is suggested to be in her late 20s/early 30s and Matthew is pretty much old as dirt. In the Twilight Series Bella was 17 when she met Edward, who was 104.  These are a trope for a reason, and when done right it’s a pretty good trope. 

I'm going to include an incredibly unpopular opinion here, but "Goth Fam" is weird and here's why. While amusing in theory, portraying two grown adults and another grown adult as children and one adult is incredibly infantilizing. I won't disagree Zoro and Perona have a very close relationship where Perona especially is seen taking care of and is incredibly protective of him, I don't see where this necessarily makes them sibling coded (the same way I don't think Nami and Zoro are sibling coded). I won't get into that in more detail here about my thoughts on Zoro and Perona, but here's my hot take. 

Both Zoro and Perona are incredibly autistic coded, which makes drawing them drawn as children with Mihawk incredibly cringe. Mihawk did not know Zoro and Perona as anything but adults and does not get a right to claim either of them as his children unless they offer that up first. We never see either one of them directly call Mihawk a father figure. 

A 5’3, petite queen, the way Perona dresses and wears her hair is a fashion statement. I don't think she would like being portrayed as an actual child. Post-time skip she even has a tattoo on her arm the same place Nami’s tattoo is placed on her left arm, permanently branding herself and displaying her loyalty as a Thriller Bark Pirate. Perona does not need another father figure, she has not only Moria, but multiple other male figures in her life from her crew more rightful to the claim of being a parental figure than Mihawk does.

I think some people take the title ghost princess too seriously. Do not get it wrong, Perona is Moria's Ghost Princess and has been a pirate since she was presumably a child. Of course her epitaph is ghost princess. But if you see the way she is treated by Moria, he lets her run the place. There's signs of her everywhere, she shows up to his meeting like lol boring you woke me up for this? He lets her have a pick of whatever servant she wants and I'm pretty sure she has Thriller Bark’s master bedroom. She's like Regina George meets Usagi meets a pastel goth pirate. 

This also brings me to Mihawk calling Perona "musume". I think Mihawk calling her "gosuto musume", just like her epitaph, is taken too literally. In the modern context, this might mean daughter, but we've already established nothing about Mihawk is modern. One Piece itself is supposed to be 1500s if we're going to get super technical. 

Not only is Mihawk incredibly proper, but he's also a piece of shit. This is the same guy that called Zoro a little green froggy when they first met just to get a rise out of him. We only see him calling her this once, and this was presumably days after they met (a week or two tops). Immediately after she's called this, Perona yells at Mihawk not to give her orders. Contextually, this could be taken that he's giving her a backhanded compliment for appearing youthful, a lot like calling someone "auntie" might be taken as offense to the wrong person, which would indicate he's trying to get a rise out of her and it worked 

When they first meet, it does not go too well. Perona was already incredibly lonely to begin with before Zoro was dropped onto the island, she had taken care of his wounds for days on end and spent at least a week playing hide the swords so she had someone to keep her company. Meanwhile Mihawk is mildly irritated his quiet castle has uninvited guests and Perona's demands of him, his blasé attitude towards Zoro going out and trying to get himself killed has Perona deciding that he's heartless and she doesn't want to be alone with him.

Somewhere within two years, this changed. Not only does Perona go back to the island after seeing to it that Zoro didn't get lost trying to find his own damn ship, but when it's time to go we get a glimpse of what kind of life they've lived without Zoro around. If she couldn't stand him, that would have been the perfect time to go. 

Instead, we see that they have high respect for one another enough to take care of each other. To me, this bickering between them about what they did together isn't a conversation between a father and a daughter, it's a lover's quarrel. 

This is your typical “old married couple” banter. She’s saying "you never liked my father and you're ungrateful" and he's saying back that she's the ungrateful one because he's done more than enough for her in return to prove he does care.

I think Perona is trying to start a fight here, to protect her own heart so that she can leave on hostile terms and this bastard reels her right back in with just a few words. 

When Mihawk says this, there's a pause in the music from the silly arguing background, to this soft romantic beat, much like one might see in a romantic anime or drama when the couple are having a moment of intense feelings for one another.

Mihawk actually doesn't say much at all, but Perona knows his meaning immediately that if he didn't care for her in any way, he wouldn't have said anything at all.

Perona's personal style has changed a lot in the last two years. She no longer wears her hair in pigtails and appears in a younger style. If anything, it looks like her personal style is heavily influenced by Mihawk's in romantic black, whites and reds. She hung up her crown (presumably because she was under the impression Miria was very likely dead and he was the reason she was a proper princess). Her hat in particular is very much the female version of his, featuring white roses instead of a big fluffy feather. Red lining and all.

Hats in One Piece are so important, and I personally love the idea of him gifting her a hat to make her feel better about hanging up her crown (or because she was stealing his- one of my favorite headcanons).

[bloedgetuige]

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

[bloedgetuige]

EATING MY CHARGER

[thiefcats]

I swear when I'm done with this last chapter or two of this LawNa fic, it's MihoPero season.

[cofficionado]

I miss them so much♥

Source: Defne & Omer ❤ Say you won’t let go

[dhoopaurchandni]

remember when....

[thiefcats]

for my LawNa friends, if you haven't seen it already check out Love For Rent. It's a turkish romantic drama lightly based off pride & prejudice where the actors look like a modern version of Law and Nami. It's long and over dramatic, but it's sooo good I'm already 16 episodes in and can't stop watching it.

this is probably all i'm going to talk about/reblog for the next forever long. time for the lawna obsession to continue hardcore (jk it never stopped)

[thiefcats]

this has been my life now I'm obsessed

[ichigoginchan]

sanji-phim and the hierarchy of people who can control him lmao

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

What was supposed to be a drabble related to Bellemere and the moment she quit the marines.