Thief’s paradise AU

It's truly a Theif's paradise...

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Blog/AU expo

“… *Static*… H-hello? *Static* Oh! It’s on!”

“Hello world! It’s me! Cream Delight cookie! Since our story has been getting some traction We’ve decided to help answer questions!”

“We?”- Almond from off screen

“Yea! For best quality!” “Fine…”

“Let’s introduce our main (canon) characters!”

“And we can’t forget! (OC’s)

“We will be the main ones answering questions!”

Mod here! Here is some rules and other stuff about this blog

This isn’t just an ask blog I will be also posting things here as well as answering questions. All posts from my main blog that are of this AU will be reblogged here. I will try my best to answer all questions as soon as possible however I’m only one person and I have stuff going on IRL. You can ask questions to the characters themselves or to me. You can also send a message to characters like “I hope you are doing well” Or something like that. Make sure to specify which character a question is going to like “to Cream delight” or “to all”. If you want to ask a question to me you can say “to mod” or “to creator”. You can also ask questions about characters not listed here “what is character x’s role in the AU” and I can give you an answer. Also I’m more likely to answer questions when they’re in ask rather than comments. Also if the ask isn’t to one specific character then it goes to all of them so keep that in mind. (Unless it’s something specific) Rules: No NSFW questions or remarks. (Half of the characters are minors after all) Please do not say stuff like “X character didn’t do that and you’re wrong about your own AU and here’s why you’re stupid”Since this is an AU and characters may act different. You can ask why a character did something though. Please keep off from hate comments or questions, if you don’t like what you see you can just block or scroll. (Constructive criticism is always allowed tho) All comments or questions that don’t follow these rules will be deleted.

Also I will reblog all AU stuff from my main blog onto here so you don’t have to keep up with two blogs.

also I’ll try to answer asks as soon as I can! I have some irl stuff going on though and well

yea… and depending on the type of ask some may take longer to answer

Au expo comic

“That child has been the only reason my plans have failed.”

“But now I can finally have my darling all to myself!”

Even if he hates me for a bit

“H-hello? Phantom blue?”

“Hello there dear”

Stop right there!

ha, you try so hard but it is you who will be stopping

huh?

finally

now you never bother me again

and me and my darling can be happy!

All is fair in love and war

Uhh

f-father?

Whoa… what happened to you? I’m here to help

his eyes look so tired

luckily I can still see

with only one eye though, I should be grateful I’m not dead

hospital

what do you do for work?

Huh? Oh, I’m a detective

a detective cool!

come one Cream Delight we have to go

Ok! but can I say something first?

sure

When I grow up I want to help cookies like you, sir!

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Voice claim for Cream Delight!

If you want a certain character’s voice claim you can send it in an ask! (Note I will not be replacing any voices for characters with voices already however I will be doing younger version voice claims so if you want for that you can. We are at 8/10 asks!)

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got nothing to post today so…

Walnut (in this AU) is a fan of Ado,BSD and Danganronpa. She has other favorites but these are her all time.

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Finally making something AlmondLatte since a while

Tw for: glitching effects, slight blood (it shows up for a second), healed scars

Latte got into true crime podcasts

(Also I know Almond’s scars aren’t colored all the time. I forgot ok? Also we are at 8/10 asks!)

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Can you draw more Walnut in a trenchcoat?

She looks so cute and goofy, Ilove it

Sure!

For even more check here!

(Also if you couldn’t tell the coat is actually her dad’s! He gave it to her after she got sick going out on a cold day. We are at 8/10 asks!)

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Doodles of Walnut from my AU

She’s an Ado girly at heart. Also I might make an ask/dedicated blog for this AU so your definitely getting more of these

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Ok so the main crux of my au is that roguefort is actually training walnut to find out how the blue cheese manor collapsed because they can’t fathom the idea that it was built off of evil (the way it collapsed is complex but still) and when walnut learns about it she decides to run away from home (almond knew what was going on and had bad feelings about the whole ordeal but decided not to fight against it, he deeply regrets it). Walnut is now a traumatized young adult who works at a photographer at a less than savory newspaper, trying to hide her identity from her colleagues because she fears it will destroy any reputation and relationships she has. I don’t have a definitive plan on how it progressives afterwards but I have some ideas that get pretty wild (in a weird or surreal context, there’s like casually multiple eldrich horror in there).

That sounds like an awesome AU! It’s kinda of similar to mine but I can also see lots of differences

(Also in this expo Roguefort uses he/they pronouns for lore reasons)

\In mine Walnut was kidnapped by Roguefort on her 10th because he thought he could use her as a bargain chip and to get her away from Almond so that Roguefort could have his undivided attention. (Yea Roguefort’s a yandere in this AU) However as time went on they realized that they could use Walnut for kills and heists so they erased her memories of her father and she became a skilled killer and thief. Walnut never fully forgot her father though and became obsessed with finding him but Roguefort refused to help her. (Almond also became obsessed with finding Walnut as well.) They could never find each other and Walnut lost hope while her father didn’t but stopped the case. One day when Walnut was 14 she had to come with Roguefort to one of their actual jobs. It wasn’t the safest place for kids though and Walnut got traumatized during it. (Not saying what just yet.) She felt like it was her fault and Roguefort felt like it was theirs. On her 17th birthday they came back to Parfedia and Roguefort invited Almond to the old blue cheese manor. Almond came only to get Walnut back however he was drugged and couldn’t look around for her. Walnut managed to regain her memories and knocked out Roguefort. After that she was taken back home by Almond and lived at home for a year. During that year she became a vigilante of sorts but never told anyone except her sister (Cream puff). After the year she was invited to a spy school run by Escargot, it was advertised as a mental healing type of thing so Almond let her go. She kept the spy thing a secret as well until Almond convinced Walnut to tell him. She told the rest of her family after as well. (Holy yap, sorry. Also we are at 8/10 asks!)

Tw for un realistic blood below

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Just discovered this au and honestly your walnut cookie is reminding me a lot of my walnut cookie, but also I’m already seeing ten million differences between them (and I think it’s because I interpret roguefort in the au vastly different than the rest of the fandom lol). Can’t wait to see where it goes!

Thanks!

Also I love to see your AU and if you’d like your way of interpreting Roguefort in this as well!( I love seeing how people see my own and my favorite stories and characters and that’s a main reason I began posting.) (We are at 7/10 asks!)

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Au memes!

POV of Roguefort and/or Mirror If I put shadow milk first will I get likes/ joke

If you want to find out check here (don’t tell him I told you!)

No comment

This is canon

You know that “best friend” Almond mentioned in this ask? (Also if you sent an ask that went a long the lines of “if someone were to attack you or your friends who would be the first to protect you - sunshine cookie elemental guardian.” Tumblr is glitching or something and I can’t find it in my inbox anymore. please resend the ask as I forgot the user and can’t tag you if I answer it.)

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“Idk what you’re not getting it’s just”

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Well hello! I finally have a proper account, I am as I’ve said before Sour Licorice Cookie it’s very nice to meet you all so I’ve got another question for y’all if you could the one thing you’ve wanted for your entire life at the cost some time would you get it? If so what would it be?

“glad to see you again!”

“My teen hood back.” - Walnut

“My mortalness back.” - Mirror

“My (bio) mother back” - Cream Delight

“My father back.” - Fox sprit

“My darling of course!” - Roguefort(P)

“My mom back.” - Latte

“For my (bio) family to have been normal.” - Cream puff

“I have been told most of my wishes are not “Good to put on recording” so then I want my “best friend” (yea let’s call them that.) back.” - Almond

(Kinda sad. More lore tho - mod. Also we are at 7/10 asks!)

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Hello Cream Delight Cookie!

What is your relationship with everyone in your group and what are your favorite things to do in your free time? You seem very cool and we want to know your hobbies!

-Scarecrow the Witch and Demon Cream Cookie

“Ooh! Another cookie! And a witch…?”

(I went a little overboard but it’s still Cream Delight focused)

Walnut and Cream Delight- trust “He may be stupid but he is a good friend” - “Thank you Walnut for giving me courage to stand up for myself!”

Cream Puff and Cream Delight - family

“I’m grateful I have such a good brother!”- “I’m going to make sure we don’t lose each other again!”

Fox sprit and Cream Delight - in (romantic) love

“Thank you for showing me kindness” - “You give good hugs.”

Pure vanilla and Cream Delight - family

“He is a kind soul for a mortal” - “Thanks for having my back!”

Almond and Cream Delight - Trust

“A hard worker and a kind man, you’ll go far kid.” - “Thank you for teaching me my detective skills!”

Latte and Cream Delight - friendly

“A kind little gentleman.” - “What a kind woman”

Mirror and Cream Delight - friendly

“He’s nice but could do for a bit of styling” - “I wonder if my magic could fully heal you?”

(Yea this is a long ask so for the rest check below. Also I love more lore focused questions like this so thank you! For more check here and around the blog!)

Cream Delight and Macaroni - tension/rival

“Why did you push me off that building?” - “You think you can become the commissioner‘s favorite by just being kind?”

Cream Delight and Roguefort - know of

“Hm… pure kindness? How dull.” - “I thought I could only see angels.”

Cream Delight and Shadow milk - rivals

“Looks like silly vanilly has a new stupid successor!” - “you hurt my friends and family.”

Cream Delight and Dark Cream (his bio father)

“My delight will free me one day. He has too if he wants to live a normal life.” - “Please don’t hurt me!”

Cream Delight and Silent salt - tension

“My kin shouldn’t be around anyone like this.” - “you’re scary”

Cream Delight and Cheddar cheese - tension

“Why do you help him?” - “I didn’t want to it to come to this.”

“I love walking Creamer. It’s nice to clear my head sometimes.”

(We are at 6/10 asks!)

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Ey, Cream Delight, how do you escape a straightjacket?

Asking for a friend......

“Uhhh? Oh um…. I don’t really know sorry.”

(glitching) “you use your teeth and neck to get your arms then open and use them.” (Glitching)

“What was that?”

(Also we reached the second ask goal! The next goal is 10 asks! We have 6/10 ask rn! I have two in my inbox)

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Reward for reaching the first ask goal! (I know I’m late please forgive me - mod)

”you look amazing Walnut!” Mirror exclaimed. “R-really?” Walnut said I bit flustered. Mirror just smiled at her, then laughed. She had done hundreds of outfit reviews but this one was different. She was having fun and didn’t have to be so fake. She wouldn’t have to be fake anymore, not for anyone.

(Also we reached the next goal already! I have two in my inbox, the next goal is 10 asks!)

ref and speed paint below (flash warning for the speed paint)

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Hello,

What is your favorite thing ever?

- sour licorice cookie

“Oh it’s from a cookie this time!” -Cream Delight

“It hasn’t been from cookies this whole time?”- Almond

“Um, kinda?” - Cream Delight

”dogs!” - Cream Delight

“Money!” - Roguefort

“Cute clothes!” - Mirror

“lattes!” - Latte

“Strange artifacts” - Fox sprit

“Books!” - Cream puff

“Daggers! I-I mean red string!” - Walnut

“coffee” -Almond from off screen

We are at 4/5 asks! (One in my inbox currently) We only need one more to reach the goal! (I’m still working the first goal artwork)

Secret answers from more mysterious characters (you don’t need to read this but…)

{P: My darling of course!}

{B: Cats}

{N: Nothing, at least. I can’t remember my old favorite}

{Cream: Water}

{R: Power}

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Cream Delight Cookie, if I may ask you, what are your opinions on the effects nicotine possesses on the lungs?

“Bad… my (bio) father used to smoke cigars and his breath smelled bad because of it. His voice was also bad and he would cough up tar sometimes. I only heard how bad it was when I started school and health class, the only class I got an A in actually.”

“Funny story actually, Commissioner sir smokes from time to time and one time I offered to heal him when I saw coughing pretty hard one time. He refused and I listened until we were out on case and I tried to heal him without him noticing. It worked for about 5 seconds.”

“You can still smoke?”-latte from offscreen

“No?” - Almond nervously from also offscreen

(Also we’re at 3/5 (I have one in my inbox currently) asks! We just need two more asks to reach the next goal!)

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