Inextricably Ęnigmatic Ømnipotent

[just-shower-thoughts]

Accidentally typing an “e” after the word “sir” really changes the tone of an email.

[fuckoffantitrash]

I'd like to remind fandom of this once again today

[meikyo-shisui]

when an obscure interest you have appears on your dash

[delirious--mistakes]

[silentwalrus1]

[spirit-of-science]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Every day we stray further from God

[silent-calling]

Yeah and nearer pussy

[just-shower-thoughts]

If there was a technology that could control our dreams, big company’s would use it to run ads during our sleep.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The most attractive people you will ever see are often random passersby in public – who you will never see again – not celebrities you can follow on social media.

[todoscript]

“Everyone, I’m gonna do my best!”

[yonkou]

[when-he-writes-stuff]

Isaac: Why are you on the floor?

Stiles: Because I’m depressed.

Stiles: Also I’ve been stabbed, can you grab Derek for me?

[ruinedchildhood]

[bisexualkamina]

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

[lolthandfound]

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

[injuries-in-dust]

[scibotdragonfire]

This made me snort/laugh at work, SO, FUCKING, HARD! *takes breath* Love it.

[amazoogle]

everyone stop recognizing the british monarch and her stupid family challenge. like bitch who even are you? "the" queen? ok.. all women are queens. go work the fields

[memehumor]

Terrifying

[greggaraki]

im these gays who showed up specifically to see velma

[dankmemeuniversity]

[explorerrowan]

They’re also shooting for 100% renewable plastic sources by 2030! All of the soft plant/leaf elements in sets right now and going forward are made out of bioplastic made from sugarcane, and they’re working on getting the regular hard plastic bricks out of that, too.

[lynnafred]

They’ve done it, actually! The full bricks are in the prototype stage now, and are expected to be 100% biodegradable without the need for a commercial compost facility. It’s very cool. Right now they’re testing the durability and playability of the bricks and seeing what needs to be revised/reworked on their final model.

[friedgengarz]

[iguanamouth]

Could you draw me a toad or frog? It can be really small and simple, I just wanted to request a small pick-me-up!

[oak23]