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Are you ready?” Klaus asked finally. “No,” Sunny answered. “Me neither,” Violet said, “but if we wait until we’re ready we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives, Let’s go.

Lemony Snicket, The Ersatz Elevator (via bookquotes007)

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lokiwholockfactory

#me #this website #forever

poochin

peppetoni

#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck

mistbjorn

and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla

vedajuno

sincerely-steeny

Hello everyone plz reblog this to save a life. And STOP CUTTING AVOCADOS INCORRECTLY. I work at a sushi restaurant and this is one of the safest and easiest ways to cut avocados. Love you all

butchish

This was so cute and informational thank u op

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eliaamartell

and when you come out with your long auburn hair, clad in a maiden’s cloak of white and grey with a direwolf emblazoned on the back… why, every knight in the Vale will pledge his sword to win you back your birthright.