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NASA
Stranger Things
Cosimo Galluzzi

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styofa doing anything
Keni
taylor price
we're not kids anymore.

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@things-to-remember1
please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet
"the only difference between a cult and a religion is the scale"
NO. NO IT ISN'T. THIS IS WHAT THE CULTS WANT YOU TO THINK IT IS NOT TRUE. THERE ARE RELIGIONS THAT ARE NOT CULTS AND CULTS THAT ARE NOT RELIGIOUS AND YOU MUST LEARN THE DIFFERENCE
Me at 14 and me at 22 are having a bonding moment
(scrolling past several gifsets of the same movie) using my keen senses of deduction i can conclude that mutual watched a movie today
the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on
"Why do old people always have their tv/ringtone/phone volume so loud? 🙄" Because aging causes hearing loss.
"Why do old people always have the brightness so high and the text so big on their phones? 🙄" Because aging causes vision loss.
"Why do old people struggle to do [insert 'basic' task like using remotes, doing things on electronic devices, cooking food, etc]? 🙄" Because aging causes cognitive function loss.
I'm sorry that you can hear that elderly person's phone call from across the bus and I'm sorry that that elderly person's phone is blinding in a movie theater and I'm sorry that you are inconvenienced by that elderly person not knowing how to open a PDF but can you please have some fucking compassion? Many people start experiencing these changes (from aging, not other conditions) in their 40s and it gets progressively more likely to happen as they hit their 50s and 60s and loss of physical abilities and cognitive function just get worse and worse. Maybe it's frustrating to you to have to help a 60 year old open a file in their email, but it's a million times more frustrating to feel your own mind and mental capacity slip away while knowing that there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.
At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes
literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......
The three types of kink are
* you have power
* you're safe
* feet
this is a shitpost but I think it's not THAT wrong. Most kink is either one of (or a combination of):
You get to play at having power over someone else. This is your dominance sorts of things, your sadisms, etc.
You get to play safely. You can play with scary things while knowing there's safewords and a dom/top who loves you.
Feet. By which I mean, there's some normal part of the human experience that your brain has for some reason fixated on. Maybe you're into red hair, or glasses, or fluffy tails.
"safety" can also present as "useful". You have some intrinsic value that cannot be taken from you (because of some sex/kink thing). The safety is from abandonment, because you're useful, despite everything. And "useful" is a bunch of kinks (none of which I'm comfortable mentioning here).
oh no, animal ears are feet
yeah. cat ears are feet!
can someone turn this into the calvin's dad dialogue
oh god, this is so obviously calvin's dad dialogue that now I'm worried that I plagiarized it without realizing it
the two types of tumblr post are calvin's dad and rule 34. all posts fall into one of these two categories. despite being kink-related, this post is actually calvin's dad.
the number of people tagging this "calvin & hobbes" and "rule 34" is worrying.
although amusing, if you know where the term "rule 34" came from.
although amusing,
if you know where the term “rule
34” came from.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I hope every trans man reading this has a good day today!
i see no difference
h-hey guys
apparently clouded leopards can use their claws to hang upside down
wild huh
Pics or it didnt happen
they just. they just do that
:))))
MY FRIEND IS FINDING OUT THAT HES COLORBLIND AND WE’RE ALL HELPING HIM THROUGH IT LMAOOOOOO
UPDATE WE HAVE TWO COLORBLIND BITCHEZ IN THE SERVER
what the fuck is going on
On the last one Deuteranomaly and Protanomaly are identical though
What I’m getting from this is that there are a lot more colorblind people in the world than even colorblind people know.
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WAIT! DEUTERANOMALY AND PROTANOMALY IS THE SAME! IT’S THE FUCKING SAME! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?????
The deuteranomaly and protanomaly ones are very similar but they are different. The purple section ranges out a little farther to the right in the protanomaly one. Not seeing the difference between might not indicate color blindness but rather difficulty with color differentiation.
The green is also slightly more vivid in the protanomaly strip than it is in the deuteranomaly one.
@skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit
um
these are not the same
They’re… They’re identical…
What’s… What’s the difference-?
welp. one of the moots has tritanomaly colour blindness!
I’m not colourblind, but like, on the last one, deuteranomaly and protanomaly are identical to eachother- so are protanopia and deuteranopia-
They aren’t different?
I feel like I should add this
https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/?r=AOkgKP__79w8
DMFJKLEKDFJKLDKJDFKLDSKAL
That quiz is diabolical, but aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I am not gonna lie but the reds and red-adjacents were a real bitch in the last ten or so rounds.
#mypowerfuleyes
Turned off my blue light filter that’s on max on 24/7 and turned my brightness from lowest to highest and wiggled my phone around to find any difference. Some of the later ones were really easy like the reds but the blues and grays were really hard. Seared my eyes for a bit but I’m proud of my score <3
When my son was about to turn two, strangers would offer condolences. There’s a collective cultural dread of toddlers, who get described more like animals than people. Kids in their "terrible twos," I was warned, are illogical, unregulated, and feral. "Good luck," people would say. "He'll grow out of it."
I'm lucky: My son is a very easygoing kid. But I remember the first tantrum he threw for me. He was standing by our front door and asked to go outside. So I opened the door and grabbed his shoes. But as soon as he stepped onto the porch, he pointed back into the house.
"Inside," he said.
"Okay," I said. I picked him up and brought him inside.
But as soon as I shut the front door, he pointed outside.
"Outside!" he said.
You know where this is going. We went back and forth, inside and outside, again and again. He got more frustrated. And I got more frustrated. Eventually he wound up straddling the threshold of our house, sobbing. When I tried to comfort him, he screamed at me. "You go wherever you want!" I said. He just got madder. I felt trapped, convinced he’d concocted the whole episode as a pretext to unleash his rage at me. It was ridiculous. I consoled myself with the thought that he was just being a toddler.
But later I kept thinking about him wailing at our front door, one foot inside, one foot outside. His misery wasn't unreasonable, or trivial, or silly. My son was experiencing the agony of wanting two things that were impossible to have at the same time. What a fundamentally human sorrow! My son wasn't being a toddler; he was being a person. Adults may not walk around howling, but that same pain rages within us. In that moment, as a father, I was powerless to solve my son's problem. I told him he could go wherever he wanted, but of course I was wrong. To be where he wanted was impossible.
Make Believe: On Telling Stories to Children by Mac Barnett
The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.