[thingsdonemyway]

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[the-candydan-can]

This is the most important thing I have ever reblogged

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HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO

[bortoukali]

[stability]

this made me laugh a lot more than it should’ve

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[emojighost]

Questions to ask yourself before you leave the house

[kingtcholla]

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

  SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

[kingtcholla]

NOW SHE ASKED IF HE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK 

  SOMEONE HELP. 

[kingtcholla]

NO OLIVER, IGNORE ECHO. NO ONE IS HERE 

I PROMISE. 

[kingtcholla]

I’M 1000% DONE.

“OLI GO CAGE.” NO OLI 

  DON’T. 

GO. 

CAGE. 

[starsfallinreverie]

birds straight-up fuckin with other pets is my jam

[wasjopara]

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

[hijerking]

babies playing with pets scare me

please don’t hurt the pupper, you Little Screaming Shit Machine™

[yourakh]

yes I overthink but I also over-love

[skookumthesamoyed]

[5oil]

[umbrella-formerly]

I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input

[thecrewblr]

I’ve made it my mission to drink more water bUT NOW I NEED TO PEE ALL THE TIME. I’M DOING THIS FOR YOU, COACH. I’M DOING THIS FOR THE TEAM

[stability]

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detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

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my house is haunted because i live here

[nyabbycat]