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Bulgarian Institute of Metrology

“Last time, the ladies at BIM returned 2–3 pressure gauges where they hadn’t sealed the damn glycerin part properly so the boxes looked like yufka (юфка) noodles. That’s when I realized those were actually the only instruments they had tested in order to issue the certificate.”

This is what raw, uncooked yufka noodles look like.

This is a dessert made out of Yufka noodles.

#hate #bulgaria #yufka #noodles #metrology

Veliko Tarnavo part 3 - Return of the Hate

Comment on the photo in part 2:

“Look how fucking crooked(twisted/bendy) this city is…”

Fun fact: The tunnel in the photo above leads to a magical highway intersection called the “Ditilinkata” (Дитилинката). The place is known as the Bermuda triangle of Bulgaria, because nobody knows how to navigate this fucking engineering wonder.

Link to part 2:

Veliko Tarnavo part 2 - Electric Boogaloo background: from a discussion about an overpriced highway construction from the "town" of Byala to

#velikotarnovo #hate #ditilinkata #engineering wonder #fucking shit

Veliko Tarnavo part 2 - Electric Boogaloo

background: from a discussion about an overpriced highway construction from the "town" of Byala to the city of Veliko Tarnovo - link to article

"This is a very low (construction) price if it encompasses the replacement of Veliko Tarnovo with a highway."

Link to OG hate for Veiko Tarnovo:

Veliko Tarnovo

#hate #velikotarnovo #bulgaria #highway

Trucks under the TIR convention

”I hope all TIR trucks burn so we can get rid of this plague once and for all”

#truck #tir #hate

Airplanes

"All aeroplanes are the same rubbish. Aluminium tube flown by a drug junkie in a fancy suit."

#hate #airplane #boeing #airbus

Plovdiv again

"The only way one should go to Plovdiv is by boarding a tactical bomber so you can press the red button. Or if one needs to go there in the winter, it's preferred to be a nuclear one. It's awful, it's hot, the mosquitos are as big as a Passer bird, the people are 'ailyak (айляк, a regional expression)', but they had cheap taxis at least."

#hate #plovdiv #nuclear winter #bomber