life is a box of potatoes

Can potatoes be gay?

[clapricorn]

I’M SCREAMING

[i-am-craving-you]

ზოგი საკუთარ ჩრდილში დგება მისივე ნებით და ჯუჯად თვლიან სულით გოლიათს, ბავშვობიდანვე ჩუმად დააქვს შეჭრილი ფრთები, ბრბოს კი რატომღაც კუზი ჰგონია. //შოთა ნიშნიანიძე//

[prezrev]

i don’t get how ppl can hate the rain ? like…..the ocean came all this way to give the world tiny kisses & u treat her like this ???

[i-am-verybusy]

some writer snob somewhere: Do not start sentences with But or And because doing so is grammatically incorrect.

me, writing my fic: But I don’t care. And you can’t stop me.

[bich-the-moss]

Sometimes…..the flow of your creative prose…..is more important….than grammatical guidelines,,,,,,

[tealesbian]

the rain: makes that soft rain sound

me immediately:

[alisonzai]

[mitski2020]

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

[camdeezy]

One time I thought a poster had fallen down in the middle of the night, but when I turned on my light, it actually was an opossum that fell through my ceiling into my room. So, that’s actually true fear.

[egberts]

i go to home depot

i eat the tools

[mugendaii]

Stop it

[egberts]

crumch

[staff]

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

[folkmetaltransfag]

en garde motherfuckers

[kdramafeed]

[kaedien]

thank god he’s okay

[susanpevensle]

today i had a man tell me, in all earnest, that i obviously wasn’t very good at my classical studies degree because zeus only had one son, hercules - his source was the disney movie hercules

[creekfiend]

#it would be easier to list the sons zeus does not have

[animationsource]

[imposterogers]

peter parker: holy sHIT YOU’RE—

bruce banner, sighing: yes, I’m the hu—

peter parker: THE MOST RENOWNED SCIENTIST OF THE GENERATION

[arachnid-abomination]

Bruce Banner, voice cracking about to cry: th-thanks

[yawayli-deactivated20140417]

Your Arab aren't you? Have you ever dated a terrorist

nah I’m not into white guys sry

[wa-llahi-deactivated20141113]

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

Gotta reblog every time I see it

[fairydusts]

girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

Learn to peep through the corner of your eye so you’re not quite so obvious when you turn.

[feministfront]

Putting in your earphones so hopefully no random men try to talk to/harass you but not actually playing music so you can listen for footsteps/other suspicious noises behind you.

[gibbearish]

feeling like someone is following you and subtly shifting whatever object you’re holding into a better grip so you can use it as a bludgeon if the person behind you tries anything

[its-probably-all-elves]

Being fucking terrified when street lamps give you more than one shadow

[allcapsmadbitch]

just girly things~🌟

[slimetony]

Im going to take a nap please wake me up when my girlfriend is awake or if you are my wonderful girlfriend please send me a text

[notjustanotherjanedoe]

I’ll be your girlfriend randy

[slimetony]

I have a girlfriend already but thank you

[nonsense-is-underrated-deactiva]

Then SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[slimetony]

I literally am in tears because you are so fucking rude