🌑

Listen if you also wanna die just follow mee

[thinkashi]

“why are you such a picky eater?”

lol bro i’m not gonna waste calories on food i might not even like get your head out of your ass

[ichimakesart]

Finally

You've successfully distilled an eye of a beholder.

The source of all beauty

[10001gecs]

hey um im rly sorry but i saved ur boyfriend in the wrong format and now his save file is corrupted. so he’s evil and weird now. sorry

[librarycard]

some of you are soooo serious. brother its tumblr.com/dashboard

[jaxxartbox]

Hi so we’re migrating back here right? 😅

[enselius]

Hermione learns how charming Malfoy can be when he wants 💕

[unclefather]

[radiohour]

this slays we should keep it all year

[moonrpg]

die girlies reading this 🥰

[moonrpg]

oh my god I meant in a german accent I did not mean to wish death upon girlies

[punkrock-bottom]

The girlies reading this post

[amateur]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[captain-price-officially]

weak

[xkoifishteax]

*laughs in southern*

[r4cs0]

Did they really say spicy foods like KETCHUP????

????????

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[dustycymbre]

Reminder that if you think ketchup is spicy you are allergic to tomatoes

[flimflix]

[monsterlets]

[t-800]

when 80s horror sucks its like yeah what canyah do but when modern horror sucks i think the creators shouldve been locked in a pillory at the town square while people gather and toss tomatoes at their faces

[funnytwittertweets]

[catboyattorney]

no little german boy don’t go into the gay bar

[dancefevers]

11:24 get up

12:43 eat breakfast

12:44 eat lunch

4:10 get in the shower

6:25 take a nap

6:59 experience prophetic dream

7:01 wake up in cold sweat from prophetic dream

7:02 bear the weight of the prophecy

7:15 tell the world about prophecy

7:26 be cast from society as a false prophet

7:42 live to see the prophecy’s fulfillment as foretold by dream

8:00 get out of the shower

8:01 go to bed

[dancefevers]

who’s kevin

[dancefevers]

are you kidding me he’s from FUCKING supernatural ?????fuck you

[mytearsrricochet]

[duyukneeewowutimeeen-anjodi8]

@transfemmes you get it