🌑

Listen if you also wanna die just follow mee

[midnight--luna]

kinda wanna get railed but in a "i love you where have you been all my life i’m obsessed with you and you belong to me and only me kinda way" you know just the romantic things

[segamascott]

i need the mario coins fucked out of me

[perilous-pursuit-of-perfection]

And the sonic rings while we’re at it

[saprosappho]

always funny that my mom thought my best friend was a bad influence on me growing up as though i wasn’t in my best friend’s ear during sleepovers at hers like an evil royal vizier. “sire now is the time. while your lady mother sleeps. eight more popsicles could be ours if you strike now”

[pmamtraveller]

Party Pooper by Matty Newton

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[thinkashi]

“why are you such a picky eater?”

lol bro i’m not gonna waste calories on food i might not even like get your head out of your ass

[ichimakesart]

Finally

You've successfully distilled an eye of a beholder.

The source of all beauty

[10001gecs]

hey um im rly sorry but i saved ur boyfriend in the wrong format and now his save file is corrupted. so he’s evil and weird now. sorry

[librarycard]

some of you are soooo serious. brother its tumblr.com/dashboard

[jaxxartbox]

Hi so we’re migrating back here right? 😅

[enselius]

Hermione learns how charming Malfoy can be when he wants 💕

[unclefather]

[radiohour]

this slays we should keep it all year

[moonrpg]

die girlies reading this 🥰

[moonrpg]

oh my god I meant in a german accent I did not mean to wish death upon girlies

[punkrock-bottom]

The girlies reading this post

[amateur]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[captain-price-officially]

weak

[xkoifishteax]

*laughs in southern*

[r4cs0]

Did they really say spicy foods like KETCHUP????

????????

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[dustycymbre]

Reminder that if you think ketchup is spicy you are allergic to tomatoes