snobs anonymous

an og?? [superwholock flashbacks] idk dude tumblr anonymity is hard to shake so call me Mayrina and you won't be far off??? russians dni. currently (Aug 2024) going through a disGUSTing Astarion phase P.S. bc it can apparently be misconstrued: my url is a reference to Jack White's record company?

[astarionancuntnin]

cheers to this gang of dysfunctional nerds, my life wouldn't be the same without them

the tadfools + text posts (part 2)

[medievalthymes]

about to display some incredible feats of human strength (change my duvet cover)

[aroacedavestrider]

people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem

[silvergryphonart]

“Lift with your legs you idiot!”

“I have a BROKEN TIBIA! That needs support and time to recover!”

[facets-reblogging]

ADHD, also known as Can't Put Your Mind To Things Disease,

[silvergryphonart]

Don’t leave these in the tags

[sharkjumpers]

compilation

[angelsamericana]

i love how everyone on this website interacts with each other in ways that are so socially impermissible irl. how did we get here

[angelsamericana]

like i know none of us call people we barely know "bestie" out loud. i know none of us say "i am kissing you on the mouth" in response to every mild compliment. but god i wish we did

[angelsamericana]

(recent) tumblr exclusive linguistic phenomena:

bestie (said to someone you've never spoken to directly)

so false worstie

we are holding hands

i am kissing you on the mouth

you're going in the soup

variations on "your dad looks gnc af" "YOURE INSANE"

mutuals (technically this exists on other social media but not in spirit)

[gunshots] (people say this on twitter but they say it wrong)

using periods incorrectly to. fine tune the cadence of a line

my beloved/my beloathed

hyperspecific day of the week holidays e.g. flat fuck friday

variations on gaslight gatekeep girlboss

and, of course, prev tags

[ehentalix]

I think my absolute favorite is "Thank you for the input, Tumblr user [[wildly inappropriate username]]"

[supertaliart]

I’m on the younger side for a college professor, and one of my students started saying “So true bestie” then panicked and tried to pivot and ended up with “So true professtie”

[thatclockworkdoll]

you're going in the soup, my beloathed professtie

[sonyaheaneyauthor]

The fall of the Soviet Union in Ukraine.

A majority of people in every Ukrainian region voted for independence in 1991.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[third-woman-records]

UK Home Office be like

[ominoustarlight]

Have fun together!🥳 by baiyameng || permission granted by artist to repost

[shadydruid]

Baldurs Gate 3 Origin Characters Oracle Cards! Almost all of them have been updated since I first posted them. The last one is my Durge Amaranthine 💜 Which card do you like the most?

[preciouslittle-archive]

I need more of Astarion being an absolute undead fucking weirdo. No more suave charming elf man NO this man forgets to breathe for prolonged periods of time and randomly gasps or croaks because he can't speak without air in his lungs. He lurks in dark corners with weird reflective eyes and doesn't move until you notice him. He's SUPER into the scent of his lover and buries his face in their neck or chest while taking in a BIG snorf. He gets very affectionate when he notices his partner is on their period or is bleeding from other causes. He doesn't make noise when approaching someone and often scares the shit out of them because he just silently shows up behind them. He's addicted to the warmth of his partner and rubs his body against them like a cat. He makes animalistic grunts and moans while he feeds. He forgets to blink and just stares at people with wide eyes while they talk. He stares at his lovers pulse point instead of looking in their eyes. He growls when displeased. Sometimes he smiles just a tad too wide. He watches his lover sleep and waits for them to wake up for them to find him just staring them down, unblinking. He's a fucking freak and I love him to bits I need more weirdo Astarion.

[third-woman-records]

bro the algorithm here got good? stop. I might just get the fuck off twitter after all

[third-woman-records]

reanimating a tumblr account just to like all of a certain ficwriter's posts is normal behaviour, right?

[unsubconscious]

Mark Adams, 1985

[happyheidi]

[dazaiapologism]

i do not have the strength to block all the bots. welcome ladies make yourselves at home i guess. im a feminist

[theaudientvoid]

[third-woman-records]

nobody asks you questions when you say you're an accountant

[kosmogrl]

the problem is if I don't have something to hyperfixate on I'll go crazy

[chefwaitertable-deactivated2023]

[mysortofstar]

@sharkeysnight