Ode to Ann Walker's Thirst

Lesbian, she/her; This blog is deidacated to Ann Walker's legendary gay thirst

[sapphicgardensinmymind]

oh my god remember in the early 1800s when anne lister realised she was attracted to women and only women and she decided that it was her god given right and that she was not wrong for acting on it, it was everyone else who was wrong for thinking it was wrong, even though literally EVERYONE thought it was wrong and then she MARRIED A WOMAN in EIGHTEEN THIRTY FOUR. like honestly what the FUCK???? she just DID THAT??? seriously WHAT???

[thirsty-ann-walker]

And let us remember Ann Walker who had no idea what being gay was until Anne Lister unexpectedly came back into her life. On this day October 4th 1832, Ann followed her gay thirst and asked Anne Lister to come for dinner and stay all night. A few years later, she came to full terms with her sexuality and married Anne Lister in church. They did that TOGETHER and we should all celebrate their courage and lack of fucks for homophobia.

[incorrect-gentleman-jack]

Ann Walker: Thanks for helping me.

Anne Lister: Yeah, well, I find it very difficult saying no to you sometimes.

Ann Walker: It’s one of the things I love about you.

Anne Lister:

Anne Lister: Thanks?

[beggars-opera]

Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997

[beggars-opera]

But honestly! Renowned French poet Théophile de Viau wrote the poetic ode to King James titled "The Duke of Buckingham," containing the immortal lines "One man fucks Monsieur le Grand de Bellegarde/Another fucks the Comte de Tonnerre/And it is well known that the King of England/Fucks the Duke of Buckingham" exactly 400 years ago and people still act like being gay was invented by Oscar Wilde in 1890

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were buried together in the 25th century BC and people still act like being gay was invented by renowned French poet Théophile de Viau 400 years ago

[madtechnomage]

King Gilgamesh ruled in the 27th century BC and did not have his lover Enkidu die in epic poetry to have people act like being gay was invented 4500 years ago.

[zzoupz]

birds can be gay which means dinosaurs, do you see where I'm going with this.

[biggayenergypod]

Blank the Series really went straight from from "call me Daddy"

to "call her step-mother" with zero warning

[certifiedlavendarmenace-deactiv]

Red flag women in Gl I will defend with my life

Khun Sam- She has so many red flags it's hard to keep track. She's terrible at communication, has a tendency to disappear for long periods without talking to her gf, is unnecessarily mean to her girlfriend, is prone to jealous outbursts and there was that one time she called Mon a slut (I try to block that scene from my mind).

Mon- Is significantly better than Sam but let's not forget the time when she continuously gaslights her just to keep a secret for Kirk of all people. Also, the fact that she was able to look kirk in the eye knowing she was sleeping with his "fiancée" is so funny to me. I mean it was terrible but kirk and granny were so far out of line I can't hate her for that

Manoaw- I don't care what ya'll say I will never hate her. I do side-eye her for sleeping with Atom's character when she was drunk but said girl turned around and drugged her and then staged a scene to make her girlfriend think she cheated so they are more than even. Which brings me to my next point she was not a cheater she was drugged. Her only crimes were being shitty at communication, terrible at sensing when girls are in love with her and drinking herself into a stupor after her girlfriend stood her up on their anniversary. Her getting drugged is not her fault and saying it was is victim-blaming.

Fuyu- She's less of a red flag and more of a giant red banner the size of Asia. Taking a job to harass her ex who she thinks cheated? Check. Dumping alcohol on said ex publicly humiliating her? Check. Shaming people for being late because they have children to take care of when she had them all waiting on her because she had to pick up her daughter? Check. Telling a woman to work through her period even though she should know how terrible those are? Check. Cheating on her husband with her ex? Check. I have no excuses for her actions but I will defend her with my life.

Khun Neung- Just her entire personality. When that women breathes alarm bells go off. She only gets away with it because her actress is stunning.

[gaymshit]

Dreamjob

[biggayenergypod]

Cheers Queers! We asked what y'all wanted to know about OFMD and the genius behind the costumes (Gypsy Taylor) and asked her those questions in our interview with her! Go check it out now :)

Enjoy this sneak peak!

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[secondlina]

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

[respectthepetty]

I thought about the Chaser Game W finale.

And the colors were coloring the entire way through.

Japan couldn't give me color-coded ties in this workplace drama, so I'm glad at least I got the color-coded phones.

And color-coded rooms.

Like I wrote, the colors colored.

Plus I got the blinding light of love.

So I'm not too mad at it.

The wardrobe and props people earned their paycheck.

[sapphicgardensinmymind]

oh my god remember in the early 1800s when anne lister realised she was attracted to women and only women and she decided that it was her god given right and that she was not wrong for acting on it, it was everyone else who was wrong for thinking it was wrong, even though literally EVERYONE thought it was wrong and then she MARRIED A WOMAN in EIGHTEEN THIRTY FOUR. like honestly what the FUCK???? she just DID THAT??? seriously WHAT???

[thirsty-ann-walker]

And let us remember Ann Walker who had no idea what being gay was until Anne Lister unexpectedly came back into her life. On this day October 4th 1832, Ann followed her gay thirst and asked Anne Lister to come for dinner and stay all night. A few years later, she came to full terms with her sexuality and married Anne Lister in church. They did that TOGETHER and we should all celebrate their courage and lack of fucks for homophobia.

[midnight-ramblingswfc]

[wtfjd95]

Very slowly turning into a Lucy Bronze & Katie McCabe stan account & I'm not mad about it one bit.

[schmergo]

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

[kaftan]

I just remembered today that United States vice president Kamala Harris has publicly spoken about watching Yellowjackets and now you all have to remember it too

[caoten]

wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

[azem-ghale]

[thirsty-ann-walker]

This is easily the most tumblr story I’ve ever seen

[t4timekeeper]

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

[t4timekeeper]

the lush impenetrable jungles of massachusetts

[foreigndivinities]

respectfully, shows about queer middle-aged characters who do wild nonsensical shit>>>>shows about high schoolers that focus on the exploration of sexuality