Nah.

Nina, she/her, asexual. Got a degree in history and anthropology, and now I'm a health records clerk (which is basically being a librarian without having to talk to people).

[screenshotsofdespair]

[bats-online]

reasons to switch from the automobile to the helicopter as society's main mode of transportation

it is dramatically more complicated and will make transit harder

many more fatalities will occur

offering the required training will cost us unfathomably

everywhere would be insanely loud 24/7

500% increase in fossil fuel emissions

you can rappel out of them

[algorithmist]

me on this site too

[r0sierosierosie]

definitley do not click this link if you want to watch dave malloy 's octet

for those unfamilliar its actually a very thought provoking and interesting piece of media - it is a commentary on our relationship with technology and discusses it in a way that is both profound and beautiful .

(a capella chamber choir social commentary musical )

[beardedmrbean]

[tomboytranny]

this reads like a 150year old tumblr post

[tajrishgp]

taught my little brother to replace "im gonna kill myself" with "im killing a hostage" and it was a success #oldestsiblingwisdom

[mmleepmlorp]

My five year plan is to just see what happens

[egg-on-a-legg]

literally going to be physically sick. had to write two entire emails

[egg-on-a-legg]

guys youll never believe this. i had to send a third email. the issue isnt even resolved. whats even the point

[bumblebeebats]

Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

[smallshrimphell]

They should have an oarfish emoji that’s four times as long as any other emoji

[semifinaldestination-deactivate]

Some people will be mentally ill for their lifetime and it won’t be because they didn’t try hard enough

[theygender]

You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location

[mathew]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[chopnuts]

SHE THINKS HER LAUGH IS A SONG SO SHE SINGS BACK

[actual-sleeping-beauty]

@paperstorm

[raychleadele]

Just an absolute fucking orb of a creature

[charl0ttan]

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

[elliegoose]

by calling it "time theft", the state created a crime that sounds even cooler than simply dicking around while on the clock, something which is already incredibly cool

[typhlonectes]

[zingring]

You're probably awake anyway

[mr-3rr0r]